March Hare Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 "Whatever," said Dib, "you're going to do the washing-up and that's flat, and if anybody else wants to say something about pizza, do it outside where I don't have to endure it," Link to comment
count tiszula Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Sir Everard snorted and, buttoning up his waistcoat, stalked out into the kitchen garden, where he declaimed just a little too loudly, "I always have a rocket pizza at home, and, if I just cull some extra anchovies from these anchovy bushes, that will satisfy my simple tastes." Link to comment
BootyBurgers Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 As Sir Everard cut the anchovies from the anchovy bushes a snake came out from under the bush and bit his leg Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 While chopping bannana peels for mimsy, her french Pit Bull, Miss Everard sensed that something was amiss with her husband... Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Mr. Everard was envious of the constant attention Mimsy received from his wife, and in his jealousy he let the dog outside "by accident" and neglected to inform his Miss Everard until she had finished chopping the banana peels three hours later. Link to comment
retrofan191 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Rocks fall, everyone dies. Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 ......until the rock split open and a shimmering blue ooze spilled out, reviving everyone! Link to comment
March Hare Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 "My goodness," somebody said, "what idiot said we -" but at that very moment, a thundering noise drowned out the rest of the sentence. Link to comment
LeapYearKisses Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 From around the corner came a terrible stampede of raging bulls, which, through bad fortune or nefarious direction, were headed right for them! Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 It seemed they were all doomed to be crushed, until one of the individuals, a scientist named Tim, pulled out his experimental 'Black Hole In a Can'! Link to comment
RoyalFlush Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 He got himself a red suit with white trim and found himself suddenly obese. Link to comment
cuneas Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 He wondered to himself how the Hell he got into this one. Link to comment
Prongs Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 So he ran all the way to his girlfriend's house and stated complaining about his life to her. Link to comment
LeapYearKisses Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 "I just can't believe everything that's happened to me today," he said. "The aliens I could take, but the random dinosaurs and the time machine? Come on!" Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 The super-puff marshmellows stuck to every surface and soon the entire place was filled with them... and sticky. Link to comment
March Hare Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 "I'm stuck, you guys, help me out here... can someone please help me out here, I'm stuck!" Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 So they broke out the Crisco and started lubing that baby up. Link to comment
Blah!? Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Several onlookers gathered around, wondering why they were covering a baby in Crisco. Link to comment
tma Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Then everyone was merry and ate cheesecake and danced to "Linus and Lucy" (aka the "Snoopy song"). Link to comment
The Dude Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 They never even saw the nuclear blast that tore rooftops from buildings and vaporized their skin. Link to comment
March Hare Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Skinless, they sizzlyflopped around, screeching and adamant, demanding information, compensation and reclamation. Link to comment
RoyalFlush Posted January 31, 2012 Author Share Posted January 31, 2012 Those ancient toe nail clippings were the worst and most disgusting things he had ever sceen, but he ate them anyway, and grew massive wings upon his back. Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 He tried to use the wings to fly around but they were too heavy and weren't actually meant to take him anywhere. Link to comment
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