March Hare Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "...'cause he stole my tie."See http://xkcd.com/206/I know it's lame even for THIS board, but I could not resist! The list could be ENDLESS. Link to comment
VoOs Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "...I simply couldn't stand the guy." Link to comment
Vetinari Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "... while reciting pi" Link to comment
VoOs Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "...what do you mean, 'alibi'?" Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 " ... don't stare at me, I'm shy." Link to comment
Vetinari Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "...did I say Reno? I meant Dubai." Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "... he's still not dead? Let's have another try!" Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "... all this killing makes me hungry. Let's go grab some Thai." Link to comment
SomethingClever Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "... 'cause I'm so super fly" Link to comment
count tiszula Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "In nomine Domini!" Link to comment
March Hare Posted February 29, 2012 Author Share Posted February 29, 2012 You guys are better than I'd hoped. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWsuVuw5JO4"...to impress Stephen Fry." Link to comment
VoOs Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "...I aimed for his manhood, but hit his thigh." Link to comment
Skiffy Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "....he sucks at paintball but he's a lovely guy." Link to comment
VoOs Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "...that's what you get for going overboard when trimming my bonsai." >:C Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 "... On Thanksgiving, he always steals my apple pie" Link to comment
March Hare Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 "...and hit him at first try!" Link to comment
High on Lullabies Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 "he made my sister cry" Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 "...He told a llama to spit in my eye" Link to comment
LeapYearKisses Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 "...because I thought he was a spy." Link to comment
Pearlised Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 "... and all he did was sigh!" Link to comment
Bluebird Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 "...because away he tried to fly." Link to comment
Always Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 "...but he simply would not die!" Link to comment
nolongeractive Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 "...because he wore tie-dye" Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 "... I didn't mean to kill him but I was high." Link to comment
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