The "I once shot a man in Reno..." Game!

[March Hare]

"... I didn't mean to kill him but I was high."

That's a two-song mash-up right there. I like that.

"...but it was Stephen Fry."

[smooshi]

"...cause he didn't give me code for WI-FI"

[Sniffle Lover]

"...because you know what they say an eye for an eye"

[smooshi]

"...I didn't, it was a lie."

[VividBubbles!]

"...but I don't have a good alibi."

[Anonymouse]

That's the end of the story, goodbye.

The list could be ENDLESS.

That's... really... long.

[smooshi]

"...he ate my last French fry!!!!!"

[March Hare]

"...and ate a butterfly."

(I really wanted to make yet another Stephen Fry one, but decided that that would be pushing it.)

[VividBubbles!]

"...he had a cousin named Derek Thry."

[smooshi]

"... and then he turned into a fly."

[Purple]

..."And he cried out, my my MY!"

[March Hare]

"Because he called me sweetie pie".

[Infernal]

"... because he opened the sarcophagi."

[MissMercy]

"...after he taught me how to fly."

[smooshi]

"... while he was dancing like Psy."

[cuneas]

Then chopped him up and served him on rye.