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RoseFever Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Because that's where your cat marks its territory!Can you help me find Atlantis? Link to comment
March Hare Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 It works because of herbs.Did the nightwatchman just play a skeleton key in the rain? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Glittering.What colours are the aliens? Link to comment
March Hare Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Principles of neural science.What's brown and black and falls out of the sky on Sundays? Link to comment
The Dead One Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Cream pies made by parachuting skunks.Why didn't the pope tweet me back? Link to comment
Mr_G Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Because he's vegetarian.What came first, the egg or the chicken ? Link to comment
The Dead One Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The winds of boozyness shall explain all.How does Google work? Link to comment
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The Dead One Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Being farted on by a lava lamp.Why do boxes like mice? Link to comment
RoseFever Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Because carrots hate airplanes!Do humans use their hands? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 The elephant! Pick the elephant!What have I got in my pocket? Link to comment
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