VividBubbles! Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 You move to Antarctica and are eaten by penguins!I wish I had the guts to tell my best friend I have a sneeze fetish. Link to comment
smooshi Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 And he/she promises not to tell anyone, but fails and tells it to one horribly gossipy person who tells it to literally everyone she knows, including her grandmother who decides to put you in the madhouse. Sorry, dear.I wanna start a fight! Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 You get in the ring with Rocky Balboa, Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali. You then realize you have no boxing gloves. And you insulted all three of them. Good luck.I wish I was an actress. Link to comment
smooshi Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 Then a crazed fan of yours rapes you.I want to come up to the lab. Link to comment
cuneas Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 You're Eddie. And we all know what happens to him in there...I wish I had actual human emotions... Link to comment
hails Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 But human emotions are usually the most painful so congratulations.I wish that I had a Doctor. Link to comment
cuneas Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Congradulations, you meet up with THE Doctor. He drags you into a conflict with some Daleks and...let's just say you weren't lucky enough to not get taken alive.I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner. Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 You are eaten, digested, and, well, you know what happens after being digested. Hope you had fun. I wish I could grow a money tree that grew $100 bills. Link to comment
Dusty15 Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 But the chlorophyl only keeps them colorful for a short while, and they're not valid currency anyhow! I wish I could fast forward until late March. Link to comment
sneasons greetings Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 It is suddenly late march thirty years from now. None of your family or friends knows who you are and you have been deemed dead. I wish to be happy for the rest of my life. Link to comment
shingetsu Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 And then you have an incredibly short lifespan that lasts like 1 second long.I wish I could reach into the screen and pull things and/or people out. Link to comment
Clarion Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 But then you pull a character out and he/she is crazy and bites your ear off.I wish I could go into the cartoon Adventure Time. Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 And then you get burned to death by the Lych King. Poor thing.I wish I could go on a date with Nolan Gerard Funk.. Link to comment
whatthepie Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 You basically have that disaster date. You go out to dinner and end up getting spinach stuck in your teeth and you get nervous and start talking about the gross stuff you found under your desk as a kid in school.I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! Link to comment
sneasons greetings Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 When you finally get there, there is no goodness in the center. I wish this time limit could be over so I can change my username back xD Link to comment
Hedgehog Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 And then you misspell your old nick and must live with it for another 28 days. I wish I could curr like a cat. Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Then some guy gets very jealous of your unusual skill and you end up in his house on a small island and he won't allow you to leave until you learn him how to do it, too.I really want to attend that filming. Link to comment
Squadilah Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 The filming is outside and a wild bear attacks the set. No one gets hurt but they have to cancel the filming half way through.I want to shave without getting any cuts. Link to comment
Paul Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Your only razor becomes rusty and serrated.I wish no longer had the fetish. Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 You do lose the fetish and instead develop the exact opposite of the fetish--you are disgusted by sneezes. This becomes a huge hindrance as you can no longer have any contact with humans or animals because you are afraid they will sneeze.I wish that my hair was straight. Link to comment
Grasper Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I wish that my hair was straight.You're hair becomes so straight that it is rock solid, you can't change your hairstyle, you can't cut it, etc.My wish: I wish I had a tortoise. Link to comment
Bungee Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 your tortoise gets mistaken as a koopa and mario squashes it.i wish for the next persons wish to be screwd up Link to comment
jano Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Your friend now will not stop talking about their boyfriend infront of you.I wish i could turn invisible! Link to comment
Hedgehog Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Everyone would run into you and you would get a lot of invisible bruises and broken bones I wished I had more free time. Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 You'd get incredibly bored and wish desperately for less free time. I wish fruit would grow naturally in winter. Link to comment
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