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It's like, "You know you're ghetto when..." but for sneeze fetishists! Post whatever idea pops into your head.

This is a no-judgement zone.

When you can't even say sneeze

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Well if you're an avid writer and you have a sneeze fetish.. then....

you must know how hard it is to finish a work of writing.

I thought I had TONS of stories i would be uploading, but in truth, I only had two or three. Now I'm back to writing. In all honesty, I have tons of plots, but non of them are finished and they are not written out, they are just outlines.. like a movie script...

the problem is i keep coming up with brilliant plots of sickness and allergies.. and i can't keep track of all of them!

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When someone near you sneezes/talks about sneezing and you can't for the life of you keep a straight face.

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When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror before you sneeze to see the expression change... or am I the only one who does this?

Also, when you get sick and you think, "I need to write this DOWN. This is great inspiration." (But I'm too lazy... mostly.)

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When you can't listen to someone complain about the cold they have without feeling uncomfortable (Might just be awkward little me)

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When you can vocally spell and mimic your friend's sneezing (yeah I can do that I know it's weird but I'm who I am 😎)

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When you see or hear someone sneeze or blow their nose and you are trying to keep a straight face 

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When you see photoshoots/pictures of your favorite celebrity crush with flowers, especially when they're really close to them, and you can only think, "what if they were allergic though?"

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When you stay signed up to the New York  Allergy and Sinus Center's email list because it makes your day to see those words in your inbox....

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The first thing you look at on a person is their nose.

"Um, excuse me, ma'am my eyes are up here! Why are you staring at my nose?"

- Actual mortifying thing that happened to teenaged Megly

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when you remember the sneezing parts of every single movie you've ever seen with a sneeze in it, even if you don't remember what the movie was about...

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When you hear a cute sneeze and it takes every inch of your willpower not to crane your neck and turn around to see who it was...

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