#fetishproblems

[MaiMai]

Going on a first date, and the guy starts talking about his cat allergies/hayfever while you're having dinner, and you have no idea what to say... 

[March Hare]

On 2/8/2020 at 9:11 PM, MaiMai said:

Going on a first date, and the guy starts talking about his cat allergies/hayfever while you're having dinner, and you have no idea what to say... 

OH my goodness. Plants AND animals? I want one. #fetishgreedproblems

[MaiMai]

On 2/10/2020 at 5:40 PM, March Hare said:

OH my goodness. Plants AND animals? I want one. #fetishgreedproblems

We're going on a second date this week, so I'll keep you updated  

Edited February 11, 2020 by MaiMai

[I love Alan Rickman]

When you watch a show with your favorite actor/actress in it and he/she sounds sick during the whole thing and even kisses another character and you just wonder if there was any sneezing during rehearsal and if he/she got the other actor/actress sick because of the kiss. And how that conversation must’ve gone

#fetishproblems

Edited March 1, 2020 by I love Alan Rickman
Almost forgot to include the hashtag!

[Bondi]

You're reading a book, the chapter is focusing on a character you like, you turn the page, and you think she might actually sneeze, but when you take a closer look, the word turns out to be breeze instead.

[I love Alan Rickman]

5 hours ago, Bondi said:

You're reading a book, the chapter is focusing on a character you like, you turn the page, and you think she might actually sneeze, but when you take a closer look, the word turns out to be breeze instead.

Oh my gosh, I have misread words like that so many times it’s not even funny

[Chanel_no5]

When your fetish, down to the most fictional, most theoretical part, completely dies because your germaphobia and general anxiety takes the wheel, so now you're not only in a constant state of panic but you can't even find pleasure in the thing that usually helps to take your mind off anxiety.

#fetishproblems 

ETA: yeah, I know it's gonna come back eventually. But it fucking sucks. All of it. 

 

Edited March 5, 2020 by Chanel_no5

[NoV]

On 3/1/2020 at 6:24 AM, Bondi said:

You're reading a book, the chapter is focusing on a character you like, you turn the page, and you think she might actually sneeze, but when you take a closer look, the word turns out to be breeze instead.

Yes - I am definitely with you on this one. Also see 'seized', 'snooze' and 'sleaze'!  

[LimeyBlimey]

When ANY of your family members sneeze or talk about sneezing/colds/allergies. GROSS. Like, GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW

[Shining Light]

Very obviously head turned as an attractive colleague sneezed. Several colleagues noticed. Awks. 

Styled it out as a joke about coronavirus 😅

[musiclover90]

I want to post sickfic, but, in light of COVID-19, I don't want to turn my readers off.

[musiclover90]

On 2/29/2020 at 11:22 PM, I love Alan Rickman said:

When you watch a show with your favorite actor/actress in it and he/she sounds sick during the whole thing and even kisses another character and you just wonder if there was any sneezing during rehearsal and if he/she got the other actor/actress sick because of the kiss. And how that conversation must’ve gone

#fetishproblems

Sometimes, I wonder if an actor is sick during filming, and if TPTB chose to write it in...

[Justasneezygirl]

On 3/12/2020 at 9:42 AM, LimeyBlimey said:

When ANY of your family members sneeze or talk about sneezing/colds/allergies. GROSS. Like, GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW

I completely agree with this!!!

[Heathcliff]

This was going to happen at some point. Really - it was inevitable.

I want us to all pull together and get through this. We are in a better position than some to provide support.

[Saimou]

On 3/12/2020 at 3:42 PM, LimeyBlimey said:

When ANY of your family members sneeze or talk about sneezing/colds/allergies. GROSS. Like, GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW

Inevitably someone (read: ”most people”) here is gonna disagree and throw sharp objects at me, but here goes: I’ve always wondered, what’s the big deal about family sneezing ? I get the whole incest-aspect of it, but sneezing is involuntary, and not inherently sexual. It’s not like your family members are stripping for you. I get that the excessive sneeze-talk can get a little irritating. Well, to each their own .

[Bless you, Hi]

When you look up "sneezing" on youtube and it's all coronavirus news 🙄

[Neogiomach]

36 minutes ago, Bless you, Hi said:

When you look up "sneezing" on youtube and it's all coronavirus news 🙄

Oh my gosh, this.  Sneezing isn’t even listed as a primary symptom and all the illness shaming going on is really bringing me down. Clearing my throat and a soft noseblow and all of a sudden EVERYONE is looking at me like I’m a plague carrier. *frustrated sigh*

[Saimou]

1 hour ago, Bless you, Hi said:

When you look up "sneezing" on youtube and it's all coronavirus news 🙄

 

54 minutes ago, Neogiomach said:

Oh my gosh, this.  Sneezing isn’t even listed as a primary symptom and all the illness shaming going on is really bringing me down. Clearing my throat and a soft noseblow and all of a sudden EVERYONE is looking at me like I’m a plague carrier. *frustrated sigh*

I agree with both of you guys 😑.

[March Hare]

When your elderly mother shares a memevid ("have a laugh!") in the family group chat in which someone does the thing and you're like

...you know what? I have not seen that. I have not seen that at all. ALL ABOARD THE NOPETOPUS EXPRESS

[BlackScatter]

When your new bf is a dutiful, pinch-off stifler and you fear you may never hear his real, unrestrained sneeze.. #fetishproblems

[Chanel_no5]

When someone you want to see sneeze ALMOST sneezes!  But then DOESN'T!

That is pretty much the most basic of fetishproblems, come to think of it, but I'm a simple girl today. 🤔 😅

 

[djm4991]

With all the COVID and Social Distancing, some of the things I miss the most about some people are their sneezes/noseblows. It feels so weird, but I can't help it! 😅

[amarawaters]

11 hours ago, djm4991 said:

With all the COVID and Social Distancing, some of the things I miss the most about some people are their sneezes/noseblows. It feels so weird, but I can't help it! 😅

I relate to this but in a bit of a different way

I’m an extremely sneezy person and everything surrounding the virus has made it so taboo to sneeze or cough or anything and I feel so constrained in public

(even if you cover up and everything, which I always do if I sneeze, people still look at you like youve shot them!) 

[I love Alan Rickman]

On 5/13/2020 at 6:33 PM, Chanel_no5 said:

When someone you want to see sneeze ALMOST sneezes!  But then DOESN'T!

That is pretty much the most basic of fetishproblems, come to think of it, but I'm a simple girl today. 🤔 😅

 

I’ve had this struggle many times. It’s the worst thing

[Kicker]

On 3/4/2020 at 4:29 PM, Chanel_no5 said:

When your fetish, down to the most fictional, most theoretical part, completely dies because your germaphobia and general anxiety takes the wheel, so now you're not only in a constant state of panic but you can't even find pleasure in the thing that usually helps to take your mind off anxiety.

#fetishproblems 

ETA: yeah, I know it's gonna come back eventually. But it fucking sucks. All of it. 

 

When I tell you my hypochondria makes this kink so complicated in my personal life. Sighhhhh... I’m glad someone relates.