AdrianMarx Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I don't know how well this will go down but I thought I'd start a game. I like riddles so this seemed the logical step to take. There aren't really any rules. You don't have to get the right answer to post your own riddle or anything.Okay, here are mine:1. A man is found dead in a muddy field with a backpack on. There are no footprints leading to where he lies. How did he die?2. Two trains crash on the border of Scotland and England. Where do they bury the survivors?3. A man pushes his car round a corner and stops outside the hotel. He pays the hotel owner money and, a short while later, pushes his car on again. Why?I'm not sure how easy or difficult these will be but I love a good riddle so, if anybody knows any more, feel free to join in Link to comment
darkness-is-the-light Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 #2 answer: They don't bury the survivors because they didn't die. They're survivors. Link to comment
AdrianMarx Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 #2 answer: They don't bury the survivors because they didn't die. They're survivors.It's shameful how long it took me to get this one when my dad first said it. Link to comment
darkness-is-the-light Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 #2 answer: They don't bury the survivors because they didn't die. They're survivors.It's shameful how long it took me to get this one when my dad first said it. Yeah, me too. The first time I heard it was in school. I spent about five minutes trying to understand the concept. Link to comment
PetalPunk Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 1. My hunch is he fell from a plane? Like a sky diving accident? 3. Took some thinking, but it's a game of monopoly! Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 What creature has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening? Link to comment
darkness-is-the-light Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 What creature has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening? A human. Four because a child crawls on four. Two because an adult walks on two. Three because an elder walks with a cane. Link to comment
Emily Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 1. A man is found dead in a muddy field with a backpack on. There are no footprints leading to where he lies. How did he die?He was a jumping with a defective parachute? Link to comment
MoonDuck Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 3. Aw, I was gonna post that one. it's monopoly Link to comment
AdrianMarx Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 He was a jumping with a defective parachute?1. My hunch is he fell from a plane? Like a sky diving accident?3. Took some thinking, but it's a game of monopoly!Yes and yes! Link to comment
PuddinPop Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 How far can a dog run into a forest? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 How far can a dog run into a forest? Until it either hits a tree or runs out the other end unscathed. Link to comment
Joal 555 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 How far can a dog run into a forest?Half way?After that it's running out of the forest Link to comment
PuddinPop Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Siggy, you were close And Joal, you are correct Link to comment
Mash Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Puddin, I was thinking about that like it was an obscure pun.Dogs bark... trees have bark... Dog runs into tree bark... dog gets barked to death...THE DOG RUNS INTO THE FOREST UNTIL A TREE BARKS IT TO DEATH.And this is why I did poorly in school. Link to comment
PuddinPop Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 THE DOG RUNS INTO THE FOREST UNTIL A TREE BARKS IT TO DEATH.This is my favourite thing anyone said ever Link to comment
Mash Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 THE DOG RUNS INTO THE FOREST UNTIL A TREE BARKS IT TO DEATH.This is my favourite thing anyone said ever Well I'm glad one of us was pleased with it.:I Link to comment
AdrianMarx Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 A man wearing dark clothes walks out into the street in front of a car without its headlights on but the car still sees him in time to stop. How? Link to comment
darkness-is-the-light Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 A man wearing dark clothes walks out into the street in front of a car without its headlights on but the car still sees him in time to stop. How? It's daytime? Maybe he's in a crosswalk too? Link to comment
AdrianMarx Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 It's daytime? Maybe he's in a crosswalk too?It's daytime! Link to comment
queercastiel Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Alright, soo here we go:You can enter but you can't come in, there is space but no room, i can shift but cannot move. What am i? Link to comment
AdrianMarx Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 Alright, soo here we go:You can enter but you can't come in, there is space but no room, i can shift but cannot move. What am i?A keyboard? Link to comment
queercastiel Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Alright, soo here we go:You can enter but you can't come in, there is space but no room, i can shift but cannot move. What am i?A keyboard? im so ashamed cause i nearly strangled my friend cause i couldn't get it... erg.. but yeah Link to comment
AdrianMarx Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 What has a face that can't see and hands that can't hold? Link to comment
Joal 555 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 What has a face that can't see and hands that can't hold?a watch (or clock) Link to comment
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