Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs? Link to comment
cuneas Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 A gentleman doesn't discuss that in mixed company, dear.Why is a raven like a writing-desk? (What? It was bound to come up eventually!) Link to comment
smooshi Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 A gentleman doesn't discuss that in mixed company, dear.Why is a raven like a writing-desk? (What? It was bound to come up eventually!)Poe wrote on both! Link to comment
smooshi Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 It was a nice sunny day. Big Tom and Little Tom were strolling together. Big Tom wore big trousers and Little Tom wore small trousers. Big Tom had a big overcoat and Little Tom had a small one. Big Tom had a big umbrella, while Little Tom had a small one. Big Tom had a big hole in umbrella. Little Tom had a small hole. Who will get soaked faster? Link to comment
darkness-is-the-light Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 It was a nice sunny day. Big Tom and Little Tom were strolling together. Big Tom wore big trousers and Little Tom wore small trousers. Big Tom had a big overcoat and Little Tom had a small one. Big Tom had a big umbrella, while Little Tom had a small one. Big Tom had a big hole in umbrella. Little Tom had a small hole. Who will get soaked faster? They wouldn't because it was sunny. There was no rain. Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the day, and three in the evening, and zero at night? Link to comment
Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs? A gentleman doesn't discuss that in mixed company, dear. Why is a raven like a writing-desk? (What? It was bound to come up eventually!) The answer was "shake hands", by the way.What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the day, and three in the evening, and zero at night?A person! Crawling in the early part of his life, walking in the later part, using a cane near the end, and lying down where his life is over."A box without hinges, key, or lid.And yet inside great treasure is hid." What is it? Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 An egg, Merc. I remember that from the Hobbit. Link to comment
Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I always loved the Riddles in the Dark scene... Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 A policeman walks by a restaurant when he hears someone scream "No John, not the gun!", followed by a gunshot. He walks inside and on the floor lies a body. Three people are sitting by a table; a doctor, a lawyer and a milkman. The policeman walks promptly up to the milkman and arrests him. There were no blood on either of them and the gun was lying by the body. How did the policeman know it was the milkman? Link to comment
SpookyScarySkeleton Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 The doctor and the lawyer were both females.and the MilkMAN could have the name John.What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 The sun?An American citizen visited 30 different countries in 24 hours. He had no passport and he didn't use a plane. How did he do it? Link to comment
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