Let's play wacky wishes

[Talisman]

It works like this, someone makes a wish like, 'I wish for a million dollars."

Then another person would say, "Granted, but you get one dollar a year till you reach a million"

Then that person makes a wish like, "I wish for a brand new car."

Then another person would say, "You got it, but it's so new it hasn''t come out yet."

And it goes so on and so on like that

I'll get it stared.

I wish I had trip to Hawaii

[Arty]

You got it buddy.. but you can only go once that's it.

I wish I could play the violin.

[OhDearBlessYou]

Granted, but you're stuck with violin forever.

I wish I unhealthy food was healthy.

[Leafeon78]

Wish granted but for the 1week.

I wish for a new TV.

[Anonymouse]

Granted, but you'll have to up your electricity, so good luck watching it.

I wish the weekend was longer.

[Snufaleeze]

Okay, but that means your week is now longer too!

I wish for new books.

[OhDearBlessYou]

Granted, but all of the old books you have will disappear.

I wish my all of my favourite bands stopped avoiding my country so I can see them!

[squealofapproval]

Granted, but when they do play you get sick and can't go.

I wish for a pool in my backyard.

[SleepingPhlox]

All yours, pal, but it's a pool of blood and the cops don't believe you when you say you don't know how it got there...

I wish I could fly.

[Sophie<3]

Granted, but you lose the ability to walk.

I wish I was fluent in Hebrew.

[Serendipity]

Granted, but you won't be able to speak a word in any other language. Ever!

I wish for UNLIMITED WISHES!

[Anonymouse]

Granted, but your worst enemy gets to decide what they'll all be.

I wish I had an iced coffee.

[Serendipity]

Okay, but it'll only stay cold for 5 seconds!

I wish for another dog!

[Mustang]

Granted, but she/he will use your bed as her crapper (she can't be potty trained elsewhere. Sorry)

I wish I could meet the cast of Supernatural.

[OhDearBlessYou]

Granted, but all of them will become two year old toddlers when you see them.

I wish I had long to the hip, naturally wavy, healthy hair for a week. When the week is over, I want my curly hair back, with the same exact lenght and highlights it has right now.

[Hovercuke]

(Being tricky are we?)

Granted, but you have to spend an hour every morning to get your hair to perfection or else you'll end up with an awful rats' nest.

I wish I could read people's minds at will

[Serendipity]

Fine, but you won't get to control it. You'll just get whatever someone's thinking to pop up in your head when you look at them.

I wish I could have an extra 5 hours of sleep every night

[Sageacity]

Consider it done! But those five hours of extra sleep are spent dreaming of a guy eating applesauce, wax poetic.

I wish I had a good excuse to hug people more often.

[Sophie<3]

Granted, but you also get hugged all the time now by people you really don't like.

I wish I had a lucid dream every single night that I also remember in the morning.

[OhDearBlessYou]

Granted, but you'll struggle falling asleep for an hour every night.

I wish for world peace.

[bingochamp7]

Granted, but that peace will only last for 2 minutes.

I wish I could be more introverted.

[Sageacity]

Wish granted in an equal exchange, you receive my introversion for your extroversion.

I wish I would stop reading bad fanfiction as soon as I discovered the quality of the story.

Published and unpublished.

[bingochamp7]

Granted,but you will have to edit bad fanfiction for a week

I wish that I could have more of a social life

[OhDearBlessYou]

Granted, but you'll be invited to children parties every single day, and you won't be able to say no.

I wish for a cup of hot chocolate and marshmallows.

[spirit]

granted, but the cup is extra huge and you'll have to drink it all at once.

i wish i had more self-confidence.