Sageacity Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Granted. You are confident to the max. Downside is, you won't listen to a lick of advice, which may end badly when you try something new.I wish it would rain more often. Link to comment
Timber and Coal Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Granted, but the area where you live is forever flooded. If you move, the flood will follow.I wish for a permanent supply of ice-cream. Link to comment
Hovercuke Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 As you wish, but it is all dirt (or something else gross) flavored. I wish I could find someone I like to date. Link to comment
OhDearBlessYou Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Granted, but you're stuck with them forever; and if you cheat they will die, one way or another.I wish I had time for a nap today. Link to comment
bingochamp7 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, but you will stay asleep until someone enters your home with a gun.I wish I could stop feeling awkward all the time. Link to comment
riyona_ebooks Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Granted,but you will feel high as a kite all the time.I wish I had cat ears. Link to comment
Icarus Rex Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Well, that's fine. You HAVE them, but they aren't attached to you. Everyone wonders why you keep carrying them around, but is too terrified to ask.I wish I could snap my fingers and turn every deadly weapon in the world into an edible vegetable. Link to comment
OhDearBlessYou Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Granted, but there will be no knives to peel or cut them. This is no trick of mine, it's simple logic! All knives and sharp utensils will become vegetables too. I wish working out wasn't painful. Link to comment
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