Write a limerick about the member above you

[PuddinPop]

This is a game that was derived from chat.

Basically, just write a limerick about the member that's posted above you.

There's no one posting above me, so I will leave it to the next person to write one about me

I'm excited to see this take off tbh.

[SterlingSilver]

There was once a member named Puds

Who shopped on Etsy for goods

She bought SPN stuff

(One never has enough!)

And then she went for a walk in the woods

A/N: LOL I TRIED. Rhyming with "good" is hard than I thought it would be x'D

[Anonymouse]

This is the tale of BlackScatter,

Who was known to be mad as a hatter.

She'd make such a scene

When she shouted out "DEEEANNN"

But the actor, J. Ackles, she did flatter

I don't know

[SpookyScarySkeleton]

(I have no clue how good this will be)

There once was a member named BlackScatter

BlackScatter was quite the talented writter

She loved any Supernatural fic you threw at her

She had the most wonderful laughter

This particular member

Was full of surprising wonders

(I tried, sorry)

Shooot I didnt see Anony's post.

There once was a member named Anony

She was quite tiny

She was funny

She was pretty

But most of all, she was friendly.

(Soory if its not good)

[PuddinPop]

This is the story of Ellie

Who liked to watch Supernatural on the telly

A fellow Misha lover

There really is no other

Angel that makes our legs turn to jelly.

WOW I SUCK AT LIMERICKS. I LEARNED THIS ABOUT MYSELF TODAY.

[haeeshoo]

A sweet young lady called DAHLYNCK,

nudge nudge if you know what I mean *wink*

is always willin'

to see my billen trillen,

and it startles me to no end *blink*

[TheCakeIsAlive]

There once was a lady named Puds,

She came down to London for hoots,

She then took the train,

And went home again,

The steam blew her face full of soots.

(Yes, I know it wasn't a steam train, sue me. )

[Arty]

There was a girl naked cake

Who I'm sure can bake.

I love that she is an honored member

Because she is someone I will always remember.

Thought we haven't talked a whole bunch..

I sure like her posts very much.

[Clark Kent]

There was a young girl called Cake is a lie,

who is more than a cake a real cutie pie

i don't understand much,

when she speaks double Dutch

and this poem's so bad she will cry.

Someone has posted at the same time!!! too late i'm not changing now lol

[PuddinPop]

This is the tale of Clark Kent

Who was indeed a true gent

Hes been here forever

And isn't called Trevor

He rarely says what he meant.

[bloom]

Two forumites sang the same tune,

When they met they were over the moon.

They were quite a pair -

had a torrid affair;

and the Puds ran away with the June.

This is the future as foretold by my examining the entrails of animals

edit: uhh, this ended up being true. we are dating now

[VoOs]

Here is a story 'bout Cake

who was told that she was, in fact, a fake

a fallacy, a lie

but she held her head high

"still sweet enough to give you a toothache"

(EDIT: oops, too slow. Oh well. )

[Leafeon78]

(for arty)

There was a artistic artist

That drew beautifully

And neatly with no effort

(its lame and crap but I tried)

[bloom]

Some of us seem a liiiiittle bit confused about what a limerick is.

The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

So it will have five lines total, the first two and the last one will rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth will also rhyme with each other. It has a very specific rhythm/cadence to it.

[PuddinPop]

Thanks June

[Leafeon78]

Oh sorry I didn't understand.

[bloom]

There's a poster who's called Pikachu,

who by lim'ricks found himself confused.

With a short explanation

June cured his vexation

And got the thread back on track, too.

[TaurielRiver]

There once lived an artist called VoOs

The Doctor and Johnlock her muse

She took some requests

The results did impress

And the best I could really not choose!

....(And if you think you were slow... here's one I thought of from literally 3 hours ago when I first opened the thread... )

There once was a mouse named Anony

Her DP so sunny and bonny

She wanted to barter

For some Agent Carter

Which Jarvis found terribly funny?

(aaaa, and now I don't have one for Junia, noooo...! tbc? )

ETA: Okay this is so not worth the wait BUT...

I once met a cool bean called June

Who liked to stay up well past noon

With parties galore

We can jive on the floor

And clean up with a certain mathbroom?

[Icarus Rex]

Beware the Dread Pirate June,

(Whose comment I cannot impugn)

Lest ye be flayed,

Via limerick shade,

By the salty light of the moon.

ETA: Wait, hang on, I'm way behind, too.

[riyona_ebooks]

There was a poster named Rex

with quotes so deep and complex

Not once have they dropped

and became such a flop

and that ends this confusing hex.

(worstever)

I can't write limericks for the life of me

[OhDearBlessYou]

There was this poster called Weegie

Who's a really big fan of Luigi

She won't take anyone's innuendo

'Cause she's the best at Nintendo

I tried

[Hovercuke]

Dear bless you tried to write a poem

I'm not sure if they really know em

They're missing a line

But the rhymes are so fine

Meh, they'll soon be a pro at em

[Jorm]

An unexpectedly aerial cuke

Offers a friendly rebuke

Her knowledge of rhyme

Is clearly sublime

But such altitude must be a fluke

[TaurielRiver]

A couple of lines about Jorm

Whose canon is always top form!

From high Erebor

To far Valinor

And the fifth day, look to the dawn!

Edit beeecause… what was that you said about excessive nerding on the subject? Any excuse…??

Edit #2- ahaha, aw I love the one below!

[Anonymouse]

The member called TaurielRiver

Has many a trick in her quiver

Her writing is sharp

but much like a harp

the overall tone make you shiver

(In a good way )