Write a limerick about the member above you

[Heathcliff]

There's a member called Mouse who's anonymous,

Of this poem she is quite eponymous,

She easily pleases

By gentlemen's sneezes,

In fact she thinks they're quite phenomenous

[haeeshoo]

There once was a member Heathcliff,

he drew us many a glyph,

no shyness at all,

while hitting the wall,

to spray-paint with sneeze in a whiff.

[Emily]

Haeeshoo of the Sneeze Fetish Forum

will exercise proper decorum

in the presence of those

he only barely knows

though I'm sure that we all do adore 'im.

Did that work?

[spirit]

there once a member called nyoom

who loved to blossom and bloom

through difficult times

managing to make rhymes

never brought any gloom

(i tried, im sorry omg what even )

[OhDearBlessYou]

Spirit has the picture of a cup of tea

Which I would like to print in a black tee

It looks delightfully hot

But I'm sure it is not

Because it's only an image of a cup of tea.

[Dusty15]

OhDearBlessYou has quite a name

The sheer length puts mine to shame

But oh what a phrase!

I could utter it for days!

I'll shout it to all noses a'flame.

[Sageacity]

When one stumbles upon Dusty15

Oh, the facets there are to glean

Nose more fretful than mine

Should dust doth shine

May you never visit an attic unclean

[MoonDuck]

Nef exhales nefariously.

Kids' candy she steals happily.

She is very wicked.

Her fence is not picket,

Though like her it isn't ugly.

This is hard. Sorry, Nef

[Joal 555]

She's currently called MoonChop

The name changes must surely Soonstop

We knew her as MoonDuck

(In chat I called her DoonMuck)

I wonder what's next, perhaps MoonPop?

[Timber and Coal]

Joal knows the art of the pun

Therefore making him a lot of fun

Practising for an age

Though it's pretty hard to gage

Perhaps he should instead get some sun!

I've read a few of your puns around and people talking about them. I don't mean any offence by it (I appreciate a good punster!).

Also some of these limericks have been pretty amazing. I bow my head

[Dusty15]

There's two things you can use to start a blaze

That will keep your house toasty for days

One comes from the pines

The other from mines

Timber and Coal fuels my fiery craze!

[Timber and Coal]

In Godrick's hollow lived a wizard

One day there was a terrible blizzard

An owl at the door,

an invitation to Pottermore!

Transfiguration class to become a lizard!

I tried! I was dead impressed with your one about me that I felt I had to return the gesture with some thought. Excuse me for using wizard, the rhymes were better than witch

I took the liberty of assuming you're also a fan of HP based on your location. Guess it's probably not as good if not haha

[Icarus Rex]

This new member called Timber and Coal

Seems rather thoughtful, on the whole.

Even sans common kink,

I have reason to think,

His posts will never cause us to schmoll. ( )

Sorry.

[Dusty15]

HAHA I love these!! You're right in guessing I'm a bit of a Potter nerd, Timber and Coal

I know a lovely Icarus Rex

Who would never cast a cruel hex

For this indomitable king

Was a benevolent thing

So dreamy, you'd call them "teh sex"!

[RediChalyn]

Dusty's heart is full of sorrow

For she lives in Godric's Hollow

Though all truth be told

You can't be too old

To comfort this dreamy marshmallow

[Cutelittlenose]

Redi is a really nice

There's a member named RediChalyn

Whose name sounds a bit like win

but I might be mistaken

in my pronunciation

Because I think it might be a sin

To assume here that it is Elvish?

((I failed....* runs away* I think it's cool you know Lord of the Ring Languages... I also think I need to reread the rules for this game.))

[Arty]

There's a girl named cutelittenose

Who is sweet as a red rose.

I'm not sure if that's a bunny.

Arty is not tryin' to be funny.

She however likes its swag like pose.

[RediChalyn]

I know a girl named Arty

Who reminds me a bit of Marty

I think it is Varric

Though it could be a mavrick

The picture looks quite hardy

(I think cute's picture is of a lamb lolz I might be wrong too though and hey cute! Chalyn is pronounced Chah-linn so yeah you got it right it's not elvish though Chalyn is part of my IRL name and Redi is the Japanese word for Lady but thanks for noticing my Elvish abilities hehe)

[bloom]

Redi is the Japanese word for Lady

Actually, redi is the romaji of lady and not actually Japanese at all - the actual Japanese word for lady is either onna or josei.

Apologies for the threadjack, languages are just kinda my thing, carry on.

[RediChalyn]

Redi is the Japanese word for Lady

Actually, redi is the romaji of lady and not actually Japanese at all - the actual Japanese word for lady is either onna or josei.

Apologies for the threadjack, languages are just kinda my thing, carry on.

My apologies then lolz I picked up this screen name years ago when I first made my fanfiction.net account. I was really into anime then (still am but then it was nothing else) and looked on babelfish for the translation. it still sounds pretty though...and RC is still my initials haha

[Emily]

Redi is the Japanese word for Lady

Actually, redi is the romaji of lady and not actually Japanese at all - the actual Japanese word for lady is either onna or josei.

Apologies for the threadjack, languages are just kinda my thing, carry on.

My apologies then lolz I picked up this screen name years ago when I first made my fanfiction.net account. I was really into anime then (still am but then it was nothing else) and looked on babelfish for the translation. it still sounds pretty though...and RC is still my initials haha

Last threadjack on this, I swear. I just wanted to specify that the actual word for lady is ojou, usually followed by the accompanying suffix -sama/-san when used to directly address a lady. Onna and jousei both mean woman (but it's derogatory to say just onna so don't do it 8'D). I'm done now, sorry guys! I just like flaunting my five years of Japanese.

[PC B W/ U]

Last week on the Forum of Sneeze

Jug taught us to speak Japanese

Her knowledge she spread

But jacked the whole thread

And caused all discussion to freeze

[Dusty15]

that was a great one, PCB! Here's two to make up for the lull:

RediChayln has a bilingual name

Made from Babelfish translating (shame!)

But she shouldn't fret

We'll all soon forget

And call her our friend just the same!

PCB has a little icon Goomba

Who chases Mario like dust chased by a Roomba

Just jump on his head

and WHOOPS! Now he's dead!

He'd've been faster if he'd practiced Zumba!

[OhDearBlessYou]

She's a sneezy friend called Dusty15

But look at her title, she's royalty, you'll see!

She is quite clever,

To her rhyme I surrender,

She must tell us her secret, 'cause in poetry she succeeds!

[Chanel_no5]

There once was a member on here
Whose name I’ll shorten "OhDear"
She’s got a beach in her sig
And a moon that is big
Lets stand up and give her a cheer!

(Oh God I'm so bad at limericks! )