Drake and Josh: The sneezy Episode that never was :) - (14 Parts)

[LovelyLinda]

Hey there

Here it is, the first part of the Drake and Josh fic.

I'm not sure if you like it, though...

It's just an idea that popped into my head,

please tell me what you think about it.

In the television show, there's always a little intro,

where you see the boys talking about something,

I tried to make my story up like one of the episodes,

but I don't know if it worked.

I'll post only the intro for now, but if you want me to, I'll post more.

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Like usual: I'm sorry if I messed up grammer and spelling!

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[intro]

[both of them staring at the camera:

Drake is sitting at his bed strumming his guitar, Josh is laying in his bed, looking annoyed.]

Josh: “Do you know what really sucks?”

Drake: “Do you know what’s pretty cool?”

Both: “Being sick”

Josh: “Do you know why?”

Drake: “I’ll tell you why!”

Josh: “Well, for one thing, you miss a lot of school.”

[He makes a dreadful face]

Drake: “First: You miss a lot of school.”

[He gives a winning smile]

Josh: “And you’re just lying in your bed and are not up to do something.”

Drake: “Oh, my favourite part, you don’t have to do something, you just may lie

down in your bed and relax.”

Josh: “But what I hate the most, is Drake being sick!

Or I’d better say, Drake exaggerating being sick…”

Drake: “Oh, just shut up, Josh!”

[Throws a box of tissues at him and it hits his head.]

Josh: “Ouch! Drake, what was that for? It’s the truth!”

[Rubs his head with a pained expression]

Drake: “I don’t want you to tell crap!

I’m not faking,…well, at least not toda…heh…day.”

[Rubbs roughly at his nose and continues playing guitar.]

Josh: “That’s the point! Although you have a little cold,

you’re able to visit school, but you’re faking a flu just to stay home, that is really…”

[gets interrupted]

Drake: “Heh’Ksshh-uhhh…”

[bends forward and sneezes roughly in his hands]

[Josh sighs annoyed and throws the tissue box back to his brother]

Josh: “Bless You. Well, what I was saying is, that…”

[Gets interrupted once again and watches Drake

sneezing all over his hands and bed in disgust]

Drake: “Heh’KiSHH-uhh, Heh’ISHhh”

[Drake sniffs wetly and continues playing guitar like nothing happened,

also ignores Josh and the Kleenex box]

Josh: “Eww…Do you really touch your guitar with that germy hands?”

Drake: “Uhm…Not only my guitar.”

[Gives a devilish grin and watches his brothers face adopting

an expression of shock and disgust]

[intro ends]

TBC...?

[obsessed]

YESYESYES.

I love this! I can so see it.

Gives me memories too.

[Always]

LOVE it.

XD I only wish they'd make this episode..

[dumpling]

I love this <33

Please continue

[Ciuty80]

muahahaa i love those guys

PLEASE more

[*lovely_lily*]

Yes continue! I love this show,

[everest]

AHAHA! Why couldn't this have been an episode??? It would have been awesome. A story is the next best thing, I guess. I really like it so far. Please continue???

[Sneesee]

OMG!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! More please? And thank you bunches! Totally reminds me of the show, nice job!

[TheCakeIsAlive]

I'd love to read more. Great start! You really got the tone from the show's intro down, and the characters of course.

[27jj]

Haha I used to watch this show all the time! They totally should have had a sneezy episode:) Can't wait to see more!

[musiclover90]

Great start.

[Bongo]

Dude! This really is the episode that never was. It's so spot on that it's ridiculous! .....In a good way

[Bluebird]

Please. Write. More.

[Sawyer]

I loved this show! I had the biggest crush on Drake! this is excellent. The scenario and the set up and EVERYTHING, just marvelous. MORE, PLEASE?

[curliecatlover]

Pleeeeeaaaaasssssseeee continue!!!!!!!!

[LovelyLinda]

Oh my god!

I was expecting 2 or maybe 3 readers,

and I got 14!!

Aww, thank you very much guys, you totally made my day

I'm typing this with a silly smile across my face... x)

I'm so glad you like this !

Anyway, I just finished part 2, I don't know if it's like you expected it to be...

I hope it'll be alright.

I'm sorry for the following short part of grossness, but it's not longer than a few sentences.

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[in the kitchen]

“Mummy? May I bring my friend Jules for dinner?

Her parents are on uhm…a business trip for the whole day, and she isn’t feeling that well.”,

Megan asked, giving her Mum a begging look with her big, brown eyes.

“Oh Darling, you’re so sweet and careful. Sure Jules may come over, just phone her.”,

her mother Audrey secured her, gently touching her daughters brown hair and handed her the phone.

“Thank you Mummy.”, Megan hugged her mother tightly, hiding a devilish smile on her face.

[Change of scenery: Downstairs in the living room at Lunch]

“You don’t sound that well Jules, I can’t believe why your parents left your alone like this.”,

Audrey said indignantly.

Jules raised her eyebrows and looked to Megan, confused and quizzically.

“Uhm, don’t worry Mrs. Parker, I’m doing alright without them.

But it’s very kind you’re worried about me.”, the girl responded hesistantly, her voice thick with congestion, and sniffed wetly,

causing Drake and Josh to cringe in disgust.

[Change of scenery: Late evening, the boys are playing Nintendo in the living room]

Josh, pressing a lot of buttons at the same time, shouts in triumph,

“Hah! You poor, ugly human! My Martians nearly destroyed your shuttle, soon you’ll be…”

[He makes an exploding sound and is sure to win the game]

“Nope, I don’t think so.”, Drake grinned boldly, pressed a button, and suddenly Josh’s shuttle exploded with a loud noise.

“Game Over. Player 2 won.”, appeared on the screen of the TV causing Josh to whine in frustration.

“But…but…but…”, he muttered, not believing what just happened.

Drake laughed boldly and headed to the fridge.

“Want some ice cream, too?”, he asked and took out a popsicle.

Before Josh could answer, there was a suspicious noise coming from upstairs.

“There’s someone in our room!”, Josh shrieked alarmed, then his voice darkened.

“…Megan!”, Drake and he barked in unison before running up the stairs and rushing into their room, ready to find …nothing!

“This beast, where is she?”, Drake growled, peering out of the open window into the garden.

“Not here.”, Josh announces, returning from Megan’s bedroom.

They scanned their room for something Megan-like, but there was nothing. Possibly it was just imagination…?

Drake fumbles for his belt.

“What are you doing? Do you want to strangle her?”, Josh asked a bit confused.

“Hey, great idea, but, nope, I’ll go to sleep now.”, his brother answered and climbed into his loft bed.

Josh dressed up in his pyjama as well and crawled under his covers.

“Eww, did you spill something on my pillow, Josh?”, Drake asked crossly.

“Huh? No. Why?”, came the sleepy answer from the other bed.

“Just feels kinda damp.”

“ ‘s just the air…”

“Alright…Forget it.”,

Drake yawned heartily and rested his head on the soft pillow.

Within minutes the room was filled with quiet breathing.

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To be continued...?

[LovelyLinda]

[Did I mention that Megan was one of my favourite characters? I loooove her teasing the boys ;-) That's why she plays them a prank righ now...]

[27jj]

I like where this is going:) Yes, continue please!!

[obsessed]

OOOOH. That's evil. I love it.

[Always]

This is me -->

This is your fic -->

please continue soon

[musiclover90]

Keep going!

[Zane]

I am completley speachless! all I have to say is mmmmmmmmmm sneezy Drake and please continue? *head EXPLODES!!!!*

[curliecatlover]

Brillant can't wait for the next part!!!!

[Bluebird]

Brilliance! Sheer brilliance! More? Why yes, I would enjoy more!

[dumpling]

mmmmm...I wonder what will happen next