Drake and Josh: The sneezy Episode that never was :) - (14 Parts)

[LovelyLinda]

We're getting closer to the final

* * * [Later that evening] * * *

“Drake?”

Josh rushed into the living room, saw the pile of tissues on the couch, but didn’t see any sign of his older brother.

“Hell, where are you?” he grumbled and switched the TV off, which was showing the end credits of some film.

“Drake is sleeping in Megan’s room, he couldn’t get any rest here, you know how he feels about Mindy,” a voice told him and he spun around.

His mum was standing behind him, sipping at a cup of coffee.

“Oh, erm, okay. Actually Mindy and me want to watch a movie and I thought Drake would be interested,” he stammered

and Audrey shook her head, answering,

“I don’t think this is a particular good idea, your brother really feels like crap.

If you want to make him feel better, just bring him the tea I made him.”

“Okay mom,” her son replied, took the tea can and managed his way upstairs to Megan’s room.

* * * [Megan’s room] * * *

“Shh, be quiet, please, I think somebody’s coming upstairs!” Drake whispered alarmed and pointed at Megan’s wardrobe,

but then changed his mind and pointed under the bed.

Within seconds the room looked like it ought to and when Josh entered, armed with the tea pot,

Drake pretended to sleep, even though he knew he couldn’t cheat him.

“What’s going on here?” he asked when he deposed the can and mug on the bedside table.

Drake gave a false snore, but choked and ended up sitting upright, coughing into his – rather Megan’s – blanket.

“What should be going on here? Just me here. Sleeping. Well, not anymore, thanks to you,” he grumbled.

“Are you being funny?”

“Why should I? I just want to sleep.”

“Uh hu, sure. It smells strange in here. Somehow like…incense sticks or so.”

Drake sniffed experimentally and screwed his face up when Josh held a burning incense stick under his nose.

“Like I said, incense sticks.”

Drake pushed his arm away and gasped for air, spitting out,

“Actually I lit a few, you know, they help with the congestion.” before he brought his elbow up to his face and delivered three rapid sneezes into.

“Ihh’ksshh’uh, he’ksshh, Hdgg’zttsh”

“I see.”

“I’b serious.”

“You hate that stuff. But your girlfriend Susan doesn’t.”

“What do you bean?”

“Is Susan here?”

“Susan? ‘course dot! Why would I keep her id here?”

“Because you are girl-mad?”

“Good poiddt.”

“And I even know where you’re hiding her!” Josh cheered and waggled his eyebrows before he opened the door of Megan’s wardrobe,

looking expectantly into it.

“Oh.”

“I told you so.”

* * *

Love

[obsessed]

Oh, sorry for the late reply! I really do like this, I can see the episode in my head.

[LovelyLinda]

Hey folks!!

This is the last part

Thank you so much for reading, you're awesome <3

I hope you all enjoyed the story,

I'm pretty sure that you'll spot the reference to another TV show I mentioned in the end

Love

“He’s gone,” Drake whispered and the blonde girl appeared by his side again,

gingerly kneading his back..

“Josh always interrupts us, I just lit the incense stick and then he burst in here,”

Susan complained and sighed.

“I wonder why, usually he’s got a reason for doing that,” Drake added.

Exactly in that moment the door opened again and Josh bounced into the room.

“I nearly forgot, are you up for watching a movie with Mindy and - ohh…Susan?”

He froze at the point.

“Erm…Hi Josh! Nice to see you,” she gave him an insecure smile and continued caressing Drake.

“I knew it.”

“Me either,” Drake answered.

“Ha ha,” Josh frowned.

“Great idea, Josh! Let’s watch a movie, all together,” the blonde cheered.

Josh and Drake frowned at each other, but then shrugged, “Yeah, alright.”

“There’s just one thing I need to do first,” Drake announced as the rest left the room.

* * * [in the boys’ room] * * *

Mindy stared at the screen,

“What the hell is the guy doing there in the middle of the plane crushing?”

“Doing an exorcism.” Susan answered like it was the most normal thing on earth.

“You’re joking. Only nutty people do that.”

“He’s not nutty.”

“Yeah he is.”

“But he’s good-looking.”

The three of them turned to Susan.

“What?”

“I like him. And his brother, he’s so…tall!”

She smiled sheepishly, “But I stick to him, he’s cute.”

“And what about me?” Drake pouted and sneezed wearily into his sleeve.

“H’tchhh-uh”

“You’re sneezy.”

“Yeah, exactddly whad I waddted to hear.”

“You’re sneezy and even cuter.”

“Bedder.”

She stroked his hair and gently pulled him closer to give him a soft kiss.

Drake responded her smile

“I like.”

“Knew you do.”

* * *

The next morning they get startled when a giant scream cut the silence.

“What was that?” Josh asked sleepily.

Drake chuckled.

“Megan.”

“What did you do?”

“I left her a little surprise under her blanket.”

“You’re so gross, Dude”

Both burst out laughing when Megan rushed into their room,

throwing a bunch of used, snotty tissues in their direction still screaming “EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!”

“She served it right.”

“Definitely.”

FIN!!

[curliecatlover]

Omg this was amazing! Thank you so much for writing this

[obsessed]

aha, and the TV episode is finished! Thanks for writing it. C:

[ichixshiro14]

It's been so long since I've seen a D&J episode, but you totally brought me right back with this story, it felt like it was part of the show! Great work, thanks for sharing

[sneezysammy345]

Oh, Meghan. And I have to ask. Were they watching Supernatural?

[pompito01]

They were sooo watching supernatural. I really loved the ending!!!

[v a n i l l a]

Oh my gosh... Not even kidding, I just watched that episode of Supernatural with my friend a few hours ago. Love the spn reference and love the fic. Nicely done.