Favorite things said by someone who is sneezing?

[lifelove1]

I've definitely got to agree with most of the above, but my favorite instance of talking went like this:

"I think I'm going to sneeze..." (and he did sneeze, followed by...) "I'm probably going to do it again..." (and he did! -Six- more times ) There was definitely some "I have so much cat hair all over me" in there too, which is always a sign of good things to come

[Demon327]

My favorites that I have actually heard:

"Oh G-d Kim, I can't stop sneezing!"

"I sneeze here every day, whether I need to or not."

And I don't know why, but I love it when a girl says "excuse me" after she sneezes, like it is some imposition on me. LOL

[the-open-mind]

And I don't know why, but I love it when a girl says "excuse me" after she sneezes, like it is some imposition on me. LOL

So totally agree with that..."excuse me" is also one of my favorites, especially followed by a giggle.

[Rhomberg Rabbit]

"I'm having a sneezing attack, you guys,"

"I keep on sneezing"

"[this or that] makes me sneeze my a** off"

[john_kimble]

"no, not just yet..." After blessing someone, unaware they are going to sneeze some more. I love the desperation in the voice!

[peach2218]

I got nothing to really add, but this list is great! Agree with pretty much everything posted here, but my favorite is the "I'm gonna....." mmmmmmmm

[*GOR*]

(Leaving the I off) just "gonna sneeze" or "have to sneeze" or "need to sneeze" are very cute.

[VoOs]

"Ugh, not again..." is nice. As is a frustrated "Enough already!" after an out-drawn fit, or why not: "Please, make it stop..."

And after the sneezing is done, I always love a "Sorry" or "Excuse me". <3

[MyOwnPrivateSFC]

This one happened to me tonight, courtesy of my ex (whose sneezes I unfortunately never liked even when we were together, but the rest of it was cute):

"It's by the...just a sec...HehCHMPH!

Very nice. (Now if only I liked his sneeze. )

~Me

[Lynne]

I don't care what they say.... just the trailing off, or the rising tone as the sneeze approaches is yummier than I can bear

[Chanel_no5]

"Ugh, not again..." is nice. As is a frustrated "Enough already!" after an out-drawn fit, or why not: "Please, make it stop..."

And after the sneezing is done, I always love a "Sorry" or "Excuse me". <3

And the "I can't help it..." is nice to hear...

[doggo]

I once remember a lovely lady, who suffered of the most beautiful allergies I have probably ever seen, saying:

"Sorry I have to sneeze this way, but my nose is running."

This was both interrupted and followed by some completely uninhibited, wet sneezes.

[hankachoo]

the 'sneeze while you're trying to tell someone you're about to sneeze' is the best

Ahh... Sorry I'm about to ....Ahhh snee.. AAAHHHHH CHOOOO!

[DESIRE]

"ewwwwwwwwwwww" best by far ;]

[Secret]

Probably a congested sorry afterwards, though "Here we go..." before the sneeze is pretty good too.

[Jazz]

All ones I heard today when V came over.

"Hang on-..."

"I really have to-"

"God, I feel another one...one more sneeze, come on. Come out."

"Ugh... ): "

"No...one second, I'm not done..."

=D He's got allergies to my cats.

[winterweakness]

well any conversation with the word "sneeze" in it is good (:

also---

"aw now i cant stop sneezing"

"wait...i"

"oh it tickles so much.."

"it wont come out.."

and i also love it when just before my bf sneezes he takes a real big breath in, it always sends shivers down my spine

[White Rose]

My best friend (who has the cutest sneezes!!!) always rubs at her nose before her sneezes and says something like:

"I have to sneeze..."

"Crap! *sniff* I really deed to sdeeze"

"Ugh.... By dose is so tickly!"

Its adorable!!!

[guynextdoor]

"Oh: I'm sorry, it's my allergies "

"Wait. I have to sneeze."

"I'm highly allergic"

[Heathcliff]

What a great topic- I love sneezy comments! Some of my favourites:

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah... I've just got the sneezes."

"I've had the sneezes all day."

"That was a big sneeze!"

"I'm gonna sneeze in a minute."

"I'm going to sneeze so soon." (I'm sure I really did hear that one, although it sounds a bit peculiar.)

[Bombast]

I always like it when a girl says "Goodness" after she sneezes just because it's cute as hell and she'll probably be a prime candidate to appreciate my blessings, still given out with a certain amount of discretion.

[kestrel]

"Oh no... Please tell me they don't have cats here..." Followed, before long, by sniffles and leading up to... well, you can guess the rest

Can't remember where I heard it, but it was awesome. Also a fan of extreme politeness in guys, such as an "excuse me" when they just can't hold it back

[Kiwifruit]

Oooh, yes, politeness with guys sneezing is just... I love it "Sorry" "excuse me"...wonderful!

In general, I don't care what they're saying, but interrupted speech is interesting

[Heathcliff]

Oh yes, embarrassed politeness while sneezing is very nice!

I once heard a guy say a very breathy "Excuse me" right before a sneeze.

Or an apology afterwards, like: "Sorry. It's the dust"

"Sorry, I didn't take my hayfever pills this morning."

[cheech]

interupted speach- actual hottest thing ever!!

"i have to sneeze," ( )

"nah i was just gonna sneeze" (after they try to and someone asks "wtf are you doin?")

"fucks sake or shit" (after they sneeze multiple times)

"excuse me" (manners= sex!)

"thanks" (after you say bless you)

"i cant get this sneeze out" (omg!)

haha there my personal faves.