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The Dead One

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Threadjacking is acceptababble, but there can be no judging of winners Mr Dead. whip.gif

Carry on....

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Well, you know now what I have to do, right?

:spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

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I like kittens!

Twilight Pinkie Pie of Apple-doomstruction Dash!

Don't stick forks in toasters! That's a dumb way to die!

Rainbows! Unicorns! Pegasususes!

Super Duper Doctor Nyan Cat!

Leopard pillow! Cotton Candy! Polka Dot Clouds! Purple Tiles! Running Miles! Totally Random Things!

I sleep with mashed potatoes!

Walking under a ladder = bad luck!

My egg is sad :(

Chocolate comics!

Roller Coasters!

Dogs and Squirrels!

Superheroes of Infinity!

Space! It's a Legend! The Legend of Space!

Don't mess with Zelda. Ever. She will get you >:D

Santa Claus is real!

I'm learning Japanese! Anata wa baka-desu ka?

Dun...dun-dun dun dun dun DUNNNNNNNNN!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

<I had more smilies but I got a message saying that I was posting with more emoticons than this community allows...>

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Well, you know now what I have to do, right?

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spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

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*Sings* Lovely Spaaaam, Wonderful Spaaaaam!

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Now you see, you are able to get all technical in ways that are just beyond me!

Still, I can always find some consolation...

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*Sings* Lovely Spaaaam, Wonderful Spaaaaam!

*Joins in for the chorus*

I must wonder though.... has anyone in the history of humanity ever dared consuming this dangerous substance called "Spam" ? Is there actually meat inside the tin or will countless e-mails pour out when opening the lid, burying the poor unfortunate under a veritable avalanche of messages promising riches beyond belief?

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Oh Cake. That's the infinitely inferior Nigerian Spam product you're thinking of. The one in the picture is delicious!

*hunkers down to await the hideous accusations of racism*

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I always keep a tin of loverly Spam about my person for use in impromptu midnight feasts; I think people don't realise that SPAM is a registered trade mark of Hormel Inc and can only be used on goods produced by them and their registered users; so when it is used on inferior goods, like that awful round luncheon meat, it gives a bad name to the divine original..........

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I've had Spam once before, and it was really bad. Probably because I was six and my mom gave it to me straight out of the can. Without cooking it or anything

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Without cooking it or anything

You can cook spam?? I thought it's name was "spicy ham" put together, so could be eatwn as a cold meat on a sandwich...

Although, I guess spam fritters are cooked...

I've never tried spam, it's never really been on my list of "things to do"...

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Please tell me you got the Dragon Ball Z reference. LOL!

Well obviously not.

Ahem!.

*tries to look innocent whilst not looking ignorant whilst waving the zimmer in the air rantily* (why isn't there a smiley for this? That's what I'd like to know).

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I thought a zimmer was something you cut grass with? Oh wait, that's a strimmer, isn't it? *feels stupid*

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Whyever not? According to QI, they give you six weeks to prepare your case so there's no excuse.

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Right, right! Stop this! It's too silly! It started out as a nice little thread about little old ladies harassing young men, but now it's just got SILLY!

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