riyona_ebooks Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 POOTIS,or [noun] phu~tos.It is the meaning of life. Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Well, you know now what I have to do, right?spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!*Sings* Lovely Spaaaam, Wonderful Spaaaaam!*deep breath*SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Challenge accepted.*clears throat*SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
RediChalyn Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Meanwhile a resident pooped on my pants at work tonight (aqua colored scrubs) and I just laughed and said "Well shit happens" and carried on toileting them. Called home to have a new pair of pants delivered which wasn't going to happen since apparently people around here go to bed with the bloody chickens, so I got the pleasure of walking around the remainder of my shift with a rather large brown streak down my pant leg. Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl! That kills people! Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Caw caw... caw caw. Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Oh, hey...just wondering, has anyone seen my roller coaster? I seem to have misplaced it. Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Lies. All of the lies. Link to comment
riyona_ebooks Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Darude-Sandstorm Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Ccccccccchhhhhhhaaaaaaaarrrrlllllllliiiiiieeeee... Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Sittin' on the toilet... sittin' on the toilet... sittin' on the toilet... sittin' on the toilet...And flush. Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Sponsor alert! Sponsor alert! Sponsor alert! Link to comment
riyona_ebooks Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 You're my honeybunch, sugar plumPumpy-umpy-umpkinYou're my sweetie pieYou're my cuppycake, gumdropSnoogums, boogums, you'reThe apple of my eyeAnd I love you soAnd I want you to knowThat I'm always be right hereAnd I want to singSweet songs to youBecause you are so dear... Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 ...But wait! There's more! Calls the number on the bottom of your screen now to receive double the offer! Link to comment
SpamKey Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 In a world where stuff happens, and explosions are definitely a thing, one muscular white guy must team up with other muscular white guys, along with one muscular black guy, maybe a muscular Latino guy, and a muscular white girl with like thirty brothers to save the world! Only he can shoot guns at things, drive cars at other things, and yell at even more things! It's the blockbuster event of the summer! Blowing up boxoffices near you! Buy your tickets now! Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Oooh, me, me, me! Pick me! Please please please? I promise I'll be good! Link to comment
riyona_ebooks Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 SnooPINGAS usual I see? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 "She was a Disneyland of mental problems" might be the most hilarious description I have ever heard! Link to comment
Shadestrike Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 SnooPINGAS usual I see?Yes, I am xD (I get it lol) Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Whooooo distuuuurrrrbs my sluuuuuummmmbbbeeeeerrrrr? Link to comment
SpamKey Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 *jumps on table for heartfelt solo* i said IIIIII GOOOOOT TROUBLED THOUGHTS and the SELF ESTEEM TO MAAAAaaaAAATCH! WHAT A CAAeeyeaheeYEAHEEYEAHATCH-AH! WHAT A CATCH!!!! Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 *applauds* w8, h8rs can h8 but I think that b8 was gr8. I would totally r8 8/8, m8. Link to comment
Shadestrike Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 *RANDOM FANGIRLING NOISES*SQUAAAAAAAAW! Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.What do we do?We swim.Swim.Swim. Link to comment
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