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Okay, so I went to a shop today and while I was looking to see if I had exact change, the words "Oh, this is an incorrect coin" came out of my mouth so I need this win in order to make myself feel better after my woeful attempt to blend in amongst the humans.

This thread is like American Idol where if you have a good sob story people will go "Aww" and vote for you, right.  Well, there's mine right there. Let me win now.

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2 minutes ago, SleepingPhlox said:

Okay, so I went to a shop today and while I was looking to see if I had exact change, the words "Oh, this is an incorrect coin" came out of my mouth so I need this win in order to make myself feel better after my woeful attempt to blend in amongst the humans.

What an interesting story!!

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9 minutes ago, OneSaltySir said:

What an interesting story!!

I expect the bidding for the movie rights to be astronomical.  Studios are going to want to get in on this.

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Just now, SleepingPhlox said:

I expect the bidding for the movie rights to be astronomical.  Studios are going to want to get in on this.

Oh absolutely, I agree 100%

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12 hours ago, Chiguy13 said:

What was the topic?

What a gracious winner I am.

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2 hours ago, MyOwnPrivateSFC said:

What a gracious winner I am.

And you are.  I mean, your dignity and grace is unparalleled.  I look at you and I see the winner I aspire to be one day. 

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10 minutes ago, SleepingPhlox said:

And you are.  I mean, your dignity and grace is unparalleled.  I look at you and I see the winner I aspire to be one day. 

It's ok, not all of our wishes can come true!

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3 hours ago, MyOwnPrivateSFC said:

What a gracious winner I am.

You are the epitome of kindness, courtesy and charm.

And I promise to emulate you as I take the win. 

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Well it turns out I'm a bad loser...so...YOINK!  I'll just grab that win and run.

And I'm a bad winner too so...nyah, nyah, nyah! :mf_tongue:

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As the great boxer Mike Tyson said, "Everbody who gets in the ring has a plan. Then they get punched in the face."

 

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6 hours ago, Chiguy13 said:

As the great boxer Mike Tyson said, "Everbody who gets in the ring has a plan. Then they get punched in the face."

 

Ooh, perfect quote!

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On 2/17/2023 at 8:10 PM, Chiguy13 said:

As the great boxer Mike Tyson said, "Everbody who gets in the ring has a plan. Then they get punched in the face."

 

Please don’t punch anyone… it causes a f**k tonne of paperwork for me 😂

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49 minutes ago, Mr_G said:

Please don’t punch anyone… it causes a f**k tonne of paperwork for me 😂

If it happens in a boxing ring, is any paperwork required?

🤔😂

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24 minutes ago, Chiguy13 said:

If it happens in a boxing ring, is any paperwork required?

🤔😂

No idea, we don’t have a boxing ring, so it’s someone else’s problem 😂

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8 minutes ago, Mr_G said:

No idea, we don’t have a boxing ring, so it’s someone else’s problem 😂

You'll never be the boss if you think it's someone else's problem.

Oh, wait .... 

🤣

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Oh yes, the Somebody Else's Problem Field, truly one of the great inventions of the universe. I use mine to ignore any evidence of anyone else trying to win.  It runs on a 9 volt battery.

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4 hours ago, SleepingPhlox said:

Oh yes, the Somebody Else's Problem Field, truly one of the great inventions of the universe. I use mine to ignore any evidence of anyone else trying to win.  It runs on a 9 volt battery.

Does it still work if I steal the battery while also stealing first place..? 🤔 

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15 minutes ago, SneezyHolmes said:

Does it still work if I steal the battery while also stealing first place..? 🤔 

Let's see... 🔋  🥇

 

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