Vetinari Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Are you hauling up Roger? Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Is Roger the barrel of grapes da kitty ninja peed in? His name quite suits him. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 He's certainly very jolly. Link to comment
curliecatlover Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Forklifts ah the memories *thinks of how many times she's fallen of the edge on a forklift* Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Oh no. Ooooooooh no. I'm hereby re-re-re-ressurecting this thread due to its being so gloriously full of all mannerism of puddings and conflicting eyewitness accounts of Vetinarious Counts riding glow-in-the-dark pigs. (Puts "of historically conflagratory value to the forum" stamp on thread's forehead). Link to comment
curliecatlover Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 * helps mute round up the pigs* Link to comment
count tiszula Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 ....and converts them into pork pies, with cranberries on top...... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 WHOAH! Just wait a minute. The pigs in here are a protected species, beloved by all and sundried.*protects pig from being Counted* Link to comment
Jemmabean Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 *waltzes in, eating bacon from a very large platter balanced on his head*What'd I miss, guys? Link to comment
curliecatlover Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 0_0 BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 (Makes a chique suit out of the bacon). Thank you, sir, may I have another!? Link to comment
curliecatlover Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 *Dips bacon in peanut butter* it's a pigs nuts!!! Link to comment
The Dude Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 mmmm, pignut butter and jelly! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Here's to thee, Bacon! [~Calverley] [Hmm, did he sell Bacon's snuff?] Link to comment
haeeshoo Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I shall not argue against it from the supposed impossibility of infinite succession, barely and absolutely considered in itself; for a reason which shall be mentioned hereafter: but if we consider such an infinite progression, as one entire endless series of beings can have no cause from without, of its existence; because in it are supposed to be included all things that are or ever were in the universe: and ’tis plain it can have no reason within itself, of its existence; because no one being in this infinite succession is supposed to be self-existent or necessary (which is the only ground or reason of existence of any thing, that can be imagined within the thing itself, as with presently more fully appear), but every one dependent on the foregoing: and where no part is necessary; ’tis manifest the whole cannot be necessary; absolute necessity of existence, not being an outward, relative, and accidental determination; but an inward and essential property of the nature of the thing which so exists. Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I shall not argue against it from the supposed impossibility of infinite succession, barely and absolutely considered in itself; for a reason which shall be mentioned hereafter: but if we consider such an infinite progression, as one entire endless series of beings can have no cause from without, of its existence; because in it are supposed to be included all things that are or ever were in the universe: and ’tis plain it can have no reason within itself, of its existence; because no one being in this infinite succession is supposed to be self-existent or necessary (which is the only ground or reason of existence of any thing, that can be imagined within the thing itself, as with presently more fully appear), but every one dependent on the foregoing: and where no part is necessary; ’tis manifest the whole cannot be necessary; absolute necessity of existence, not being an outward, relative, and accidental determination; but an inward and essential property of the nature of the thing which so exists.Yeah, Nova, I don't think tubes of bacon exist either... Link to comment
count tiszula Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Ah, but what about sufficient cause? Or do I mean sufficient grace? [they could write a hymn about that....]And anyway, what about sausages...? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 And anyway, what about sausages...?A tube of sausages? Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 And anyway, what about sausages...?A tube of sausages?That would be a tube of lul... Link to comment
Nova Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 And anyway, what about sausages...?A tube of sausages?That would be a tube of lul...Oh, you.Also, I am just saying. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 OMG, that's just... wrong. Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Also, I am just saying. Like I needed another reason to move to Sweden... Oh man. Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Also, I am just saying. Like I needed another reason to move to Sweden... Oh man. Come join the dark side, we have SqueezBacon. Link to comment
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