Vetinari Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Do you have little packets of fried onions as well? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Yeah, but we call them Sourcream & onion crisps. (what?! They taste like fried onions only...!) Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 No, for hot dogs .... like this:Or do they only exist in Norway? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 No, for hot dogs .... like this:Or do they only exist in Norway?Ah, yes we do! *smacks face* Link to comment
March Hare Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 And anyway, what about sausages...?A tube of sausages?That would be a tube of lul...Did you know that 'lul' is a very dirty word in Dutch? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 And anyway, what about sausages...?A tube of sausages?That would be a tube of lul...Did you know that 'lul' is a very dirty word in Dutch?Really?! Oh please do tell! I'm always eager to learn new languages... (at least the dirty words in them... ) Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 And anyway, what about sausages...?A tube of sausages?That would be a tube of lul...Did you know that 'lul' is a very dirty word in Dutch?Did you know that Haeechoo teaches them to innocent Swedish girls in the live chat? Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 And anyway, what about sausages...?A tube of sausages?That would be a tube of lul...Did you know that 'lul' is a very dirty word in Dutch?Did you know that Haeechoo teaches them to innocent Swedish girls in the live chat? There are innocent Swedish girls in Live Chat???? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 There are innocent Swedish girls in Live Chat????Noooooo! No way Vet, non of the innocent Swedish girls have ever approached the Live Chat, they are such a bunch of good young women. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Oops, killed the thread. Okay. Time for a bad joke. Two muffins were in the oven when one of them said: "Phew, it's really hot in here". Then the other one exclaimed: "Oh my God, a talking muffin!" Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I will not tell the one about the flying elks. Last time I did people started hurling things at me. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 The one with the bun in the eye? Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 The one with the bun in the eye? Ear.But no, it's the one with the toaster grandma. Link to comment
Pearlised Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 But no, it's the one with the toaster grandma. Who put grandma in the toaster again? sheesh.TOAST. T.O.A.S.T. t--o--a--s--t. ~ToAsT~What do you put in the toaster?BREAD, you were gonna say toast, were'nt ya? Link to comment
Joal 555 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 *raises a toast to bad jokes* Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 *raises a toast to bad jokes*I've always wondered whether people put butter on the champagne glasses when they make a toast...? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I always thought it was sugar, to make the toast more sweet! Link to comment
March Hare Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 'lul' is an informal and rather Dutch vulgar word for 'male growy reproductive-organ bit'. Because one should never leave a question unanswered! (Also, I am practicing for my 1700th post. That ought to be a very classy post, and I'm trying to find the right angle.)Here's to warm toasty noses... with a sprinkle of pepper Link to comment
count tiszula Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 In Slaka, when we drink, we like always to make toast.{ ....Prof M Bradbury]Oops, a wickedly racist linguistic jibe against our Eastern European friends..... Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Speaking of absolutely nothing.......what really came first? The hen or the egg? Link to comment
Nova Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 The cock.Duh.So you're one of those who think men came before women. <O>___<O> Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 The cock.Duh.So you're one of those who think men came before women. <O>___<O>...and then God was like: "Noo, I can do better than that." Duh. Link to comment
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