Sitruuna Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 When your life feels empty because you haven't been sick in a while. Link to comment
Kaze Wo Hiku Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Oh god so having a general conversation with someone I work with and suddenly we start talking about where he live (I work via my computer) and he tells me he hates where he lives since he has horrible sinuses and allergies and I'm freaking out in my chair. Thank GOD this was all via messenger so he can't see me.... #fetishproblems Link to comment
ClosetSneezer Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 When a friends sneezes and you accidentally blurt that you thought it was cute...then spend way too long babbling about it to try and seem normal.When you have a writing assignment about the economic state of China (or whatever) and you somehow find a way to include sneezing. When you get excited because you see someone holding a tissue...and they use it to dab their lipstick.When you hear the most perfect sneeze, and have no idea how to spell it. Ex. "Should I use two Qs there or one X?"When you try and search for wavs on Youtube and Sneezing Panda keeps getting shoved in your face. Link to comment
sneezingbeauty Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 When you try and search for wavs on Youtube and Sneezing Panda keeps getting shoved in your face.omg i literally hate that! Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 When you have a great scene in a non-fetish fic that just so happens to be fetishy, and it doesn't work without the fetish elements but you have already included a little bit too much of it earlier...Also, being on fetish high and trowling the internet for new material and finding nothing that really tickles your interest.And when your mom has managed to have a freakin' cold (that she constantly talks about) for OVER TWO MONTHS! I swear, when she catches a cold she keeps them captive! Link to comment
Bisc Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Also, being on fetish high and trowling the internet for new material and finding nothing that really tickles your interest.this is me every couple of days xD Link to comment
Kalla Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 When you try and search for wavs on Youtube and Sneezing Panda keeps getting shoved in your face.omg i literally hate that!I have this problem... and also the problem of having searched for a leetle too much fetish material on YouTube, so it is constantly recommended to me. I'm mortified that one day my wife is going to be looking over my shoulder and it's suggesting a ton of sneezing vids. Or I'll be on my Google+ account under my real name and it publicly lists that I've watched a bunch of fetish videos. Link to comment
Kaze Wo Hiku Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 I'm mortified that one day my wife is going to be looking over my shoulder and it's suggesting a ton of sneezing vidsMy kids watch cartoons on youtube on my account and evertyime I open it I check the recently viewed and recommened to make sure theres no fetish stuff but still afraid one day one will pop up. Link to comment
Feta Sneeze Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 When you're trying to take an important exam at school, but that really attractive person in class keeps sneezing, and you just can't focus. #fetishproblems Link to comment
Kalla Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 When a (non-fetish) fanfic that you love updates, and the author includes a random sentence about your favorite character grinding her teeth together to "suppress a hacking cough" in a winter scene. Now you're going nuts because is she sick or not?? Why include this sentence, especially if you're not going to go anywhere with it?? Don't tease me like this! #fetishproblems Link to comment
bingochamp7 Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 When your crush is visibly sick, like red cheeks, dazed eyes, cough, sniffles, but NO SNEEZING or NOSEBLOWS. The most frustrating thing. #fetishproblems Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 When your crush is visibly sick, like red cheeks, dazed eyes, cough, sniffles, but NO SNEEZING or NOSEBLOWS. The most frustrating thing. #fetishproblemsThis!!!!Along the lines, when your crush keeps sniffling, rubbing their nose, looking like they might sneeze, etc. but not actually sneezing. Just sneeze already! #fetishproblems Link to comment
Juto Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 When you arrive home late because Mr. Sniffly happened to be standing in the loooong queue at the super market and you just had to stand behind him... Just in case #fetishproblems Link to comment
Kaze Wo Hiku Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 This has probably been mentioned but currently happening to me. Starting a new fict with totally new characters and you can't quite figure out how they'll sneeze. #fetishproblems Link to comment
Medowsweet Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Also, being on fetish high and trowling the internet for new material and finding nothing that really tickles your interest.THIS!!! OMG Link to comment
Medowsweet Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I'm mortified that one day my wife is going to be looking over my shoulder and it's suggesting a ton of sneezing vidsMy kids watch cartoons on youtube on my account and evertyime I open it I check the recently viewed and recommened to make sure theres no fetish stuff but still afraid one day one will pop up.Oh yeah, this too Link to comment
shingetsu Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 When you can't update your regular fanfics because you're having way more fun writing sneezefics~ #fetishproblems Link to comment
ClosetSneezer Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Also, being on fetish high and trowling the internet for new material and finding nothing that really tickles your interest.Google has detected unusual traffic from your network. Please enter CAPTCHA. That's how I know it's time to go read a book or something. Link to comment
BananaFan Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 When your parents scold you for not blessing them. #fetishproblemsWhen most characters on your favorite show have sneezed, but not your favorite character. #fetishproblemsHaving to take out your earbuds when listening to recordings to make sure you can't hear them when they're not in your ears. #fetishproblemsOh my gosh, all of these!When your kid gets old enough to read so you have to hide your tabs when they wander into the room. When you get into a new fandom and search for sneezy wrongness but there is none yet. When you and your spouse are both sick, and you feel too awful to enjoy their symptoms. #fetishproblems Link to comment
gingerdean Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 When your kid gets old enough to read so you have to hide your tabs when they wander into the room.arrrgh, yes. This. Link to comment
TheWolfOfStone Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 That moment when the girls in class behind you are trying to recreate what each other's sneezes sound like when you're trying to do work.And also...When your teacher is visibly sick and you can't concentrate on anything else. #fetishproblems Link to comment
jackie5779 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 When you can't get any work done because you're spending all of your time daydreaming about your sneezing fantasies, replaying your favorites scenes over and over again in your head and getting more and more distracted #fetishproblems Link to comment
TheOtaku Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 When you feel so awkward about your fetish that you can't make a joke that even references a sneeze without flubbing it up and drawing lots of attention. Or, feeling so awkward about your fetish that you don't laugh at a hilarious sneeze related joke and you feel really uncomfortable about it. God damnit, I'm way too awkward to be a comedian. #fetishproblems Link to comment
Hovercuke Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 When you have to say "ah-choo" in a video for school, and stutter right after really noticeably.#fetishproblems Link to comment
riyona_ebooks Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 When someone a popular dance move looks like you're sneezing into your arm (That goddamn Dabb) and you secretly cringe whenever you see it.#fetishproblems #why Link to comment
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