#fetishproblems

[Watercolor Daydreams]

On 6/26/2016 at 11:21 PM, Sophie83540 said:

When every tv show except your favorite has a sickness episode. #fetishproblems 

When the unattractive actors fake the best sneezes and the ones you find attractive can't fake worth anything. #fetishproblems

When there's sightings of your favorite (or one of your favorite) actor(s) being sick and sneezy but there's absolutely no video of it. #fetishproblems

Well...there's always James McAvoy.

[campari]

On 6/25/2016 at 6:16 PM, Bananagirl said:

Ugggh I hate this; I don't normally bless people, and the ones who get upset about it are usually my FAMILY. UGG! You guys are lucky I'm still in the same room with you after you sneeze. Gross!

Second that!

[Anonymouse]

When a kid asks to use your phone and you can't remember if you left the forum up. ? #NOPE #fetishproblems

[RipleyToo]

1 minute ago, AnonyMeows said:

When a kid asks to use your phone and you can't remember if you left the forum up. ? #NOPE #fetishproblems

I know the feels...

[goldenblue]

When you're at school/work and the people you find less attractive sneeze AAAALL THE TIME while the ones you wish would sneeze never do  #fetishproblems

[Nas]

When you're in a situation where someone you like sneezes and you don't want to think the  thoughts, and you're torn between either: a.) ignoring it and then not being able to remember as well later or b.) enjoying it and then losing your calm demeanor.  #fetishproblems

 

When your family members bless everyone.  Actually even worse, when they quitely say "bless you" super quietly to themselves so that the sneezer can't even hear it, but you get to.  #fetishproblems  

[luckyleprechaun]

When your dad is having a massive fit with giant sneezes and talking about it and you're in the car so NO ESCAPE #fetishproblems

[BananaFan]

When you can't stop staring at the guy across the store with suuuuuper cute nostrils...and you look like a teen gawking a voluptuous woman.

#fetishproblems

[Icarus Rex]

What about the one where you're inappropriately jotting down lewd concepts on the back of a paper bag at your day-job, only to realize when you get home that-- somewhere between locking the door at work and unlocking the door to your own apartment-- the porno bag has EXITED your back pocket and struck out on a new, independent life without you.

UH. WHOOPS. Enjoy that, whoever finds it, I guess.

[GFHen]

1 minute ago, Icarus Rex said:

What about the one where you're inappropriately jotting down lewd concepts on the back of a paper bag at your day-job, only to realize when you get home that-- somewhere between locking the door at work and unlocking the door to your own apartment-- the porno bag has EXITED your back pocket and struck out on a new, independent life without you.

UH. WHOOPS. Enjoy that, whoever finds it, I guess.

I laughed out loud at this!!! Hahaha this is great. I feel your pain.

 

[FadedRose]

When you're working on a sneezy fanfic in study hall because you have no homework and someone complements your handwriting that looks like a 9 year old's, and then asks to see what you're writing. I actually showed it to her but I had to keep my hand over the sneezy part of the paper so she couldn't read it.

#fetishproblems

[darkness-is-the-light]

When your family member's sneeze is almost exactly what you enjoy in a fic and now you have to change your preference because it reminds you of them. #fetishproblems

[Chanel_no5]

Just now, Sophie83540 said:

When your family member's sneeze is almost exactly what you enjoy in a fic and now you have to change your preference because it reminds you of them. #fetishproblems

*shudders* Oh yeah I know this issue! Or when family members adapt habits related to sneezing that you normally like and ruin them forever.

[Coldy]

Aww.... I hope this wasn't hurt so much...

[Coldy]

Sorry for double post, but I can't edit my previous post, I don't know why.

I had #fetishproblems history once. I've poured pepper on paper and started to sniff it. At some point I just wanted to sit more comfortable on my chair and I nudged my hand with paper with pepper with my knee and I caught pepper a bit into my nose. It burned my nose and palate for about 15 minutes and I felt unpleasant taste of it.

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

12 minutes ago, Coldy said:

Sorry for double post, but I can't edit my previous post, I don't know why.

As you're still in the validating process you can't edit posts. Once you get validated then you'll be able too

Uhhhhh #fetishproblems ummm when you legitally can't think about a certain character without picturing them sick.

[SleepingPhlox]

18 minutes ago, Kaze wo Hiku said:

 

Uhhhhh #fetishproblems ummm when you legitally can't think about a certain character without picturing them sick.

Welcome to my life all day every day at the moment.  I cannot escape in sleep because then I just dream about it.

It's either a problem or the best thing ever.  I'm not sure.

 

[bingochamp7]

When someone you don't think of in a fetishy way sneezes and you can't stop thinking about it and replaying it in your head, even though it grosses you out. #fetishproblems

[AngelEyes]

On August 30, 2016 at 0:54 PM, SleepingPhlox said:

 

On August 30, 2016 at 0:26 PM, Kaze wo Hiku said:

 

Uhhhhh #fetishproblems ummm when you legitally can't think about a certain character without picturing them sick.

Welcome to my life all day every day at the moment.  I cannot escape in sleep because then I just dream about it.

It's either a problem or the best thing ever.  I'm not sure.

 

So true!

[Elektra]

On 23/08/2016 at 7:46 PM, Icarus Rex said:

What about the one where you're inappropriately jotting down lewd concepts on the back of a paper bag at your day-job,

You have either said too much or not enough. What *was* written on the bag?? LOL

[Elektra]

#fetishproblems When you're cuddling nice and sweet with you SO, and it gets a little heated and all you really want is for him to use your fetish --but the bare mention of it sends you hiding under the sheets blushing

[VeganGal]

On 8/30/2016 at 9:57 AM, Sophie83540 said:

When your family member's sneeze is almost exactly what you enjoy in a fic and now you have to change your preference because it reminds you of them. #fetishproblems

This is so true it hurts lol

[Ali Marie]

On 6/28/2016 at 1:56 AM, Icarus Rex said:

When you're not normally the fanboying type, however... your tender little eyeballs land on a social media post which references something unforgivably lewd and suddenly-- you've departed. You have become the detective. Whoever you were previously is lost. No more.

After a truly hideous amount of sleuthing, way beyond the witching hour, you unearth the footage in question. You press "play" and you're practically rubbing your nasty little gremlin hands in anticipation, when-- just prior to the critical moment-- the cameraperson swings away to film SOMETHING ELSE.

And you insult them. Aloud. You curse their name in the night. You call them a "motherfucker". You call them a motherfucker for failing to consider your errant horn when they were just trying to have a good time at a show.

And when you're finished wearing your inner monologue on the outside, you might think, "Wow, I should definitely never mention this to my friends on the fetish forum, under any circumstances, ever," but then you do it anyway.

#NoNeedToGetup #I'llJustKinkshameMyselfOut

This made me laugh SO HARD; not just because of the way it's written but because of how undeniably & embarrassingly true it is.

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

When the person in the hospital room across from yours has a nasty hacking cough and even though you're into coughing this is doing nothing for you and he won't stop and even with earbuds in I can hear it and omg save me pleeeeease. #fetishproblems

[VividBubbles!]

When your best friend has a cold and you're reminded of the crush that you have on them even though you're not even sure if you're bi. #fetishproblems

Edited September 9, 2016 by VividBubbles!