KazeNoUirusu Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 A coworker of my dad got a sticker for me from Smith College in MA. It says "WOMEN WHO ARE GOING PLACES START AT SMITH." Well, right now, it's sitting on the top of a bookcase/cupboard in my living room, just behind a little railing. So there are all these wooden bars in the way of the words.A while back, my uncle was sitting in a chair directly across from that bookcase and tried to read the first few words of the sticker - "WOMEN WHO ARE" - through the bars. Here's how it looked with a few letters blocked:"WOMEN WHO ARE"So he read:"OMEN WHORE" XDAnd that was pretty great. Link to comment
Snufaleeze Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Well, this is actual a mishear...but in the Bon Jovi song Livin' On A Prayer, there's the line, "It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not." For YEARS, I thought the line was "It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not."Somewhat different meaning there...This reminded me that I used to think that a line in "Welcome to the Jungle" by Gun's n' Roses was "Nanananananaan Knees, Sneeze!" Then I went back and listen with the lyrics and to my disappointment they just said knees twice! Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 I'm currently trying to finish up old in-progress fics I have laying around, and found the beginning of a Maleficent-fic. In which I had written "the horned fairy..."...but I read it as "the horny fairy". Link to comment
Wildwood Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I'm currently trying to finish up old in-progress fics I have laying around, and found the beginning of a Maleficent-fic. In which I had written "the horned fairy..."...but I read it as "the horny fairy".I think the decibel at which I'm laughing right now is dangerous. Link to comment
The Dude Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 My god it never ends!! I was rolling through a McD's drive thru, and on the way there was this donation box for the Ronald McDonald House children's charity that had a caption on it: "Give. Heal." Of course I saw this out of the corner of my eye as the vehicle was in motion, and thought it said "Give head."It had a picture on it of a little girl kissing a baby, which made it even more fucked up. Link to comment
gryffin Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 My most spectacular one was when I misread "divieto di sosta" (no parking) as "diventa induista" (become Hindu). The friend I was with is still laughing, I think. Link to comment
PuddinPop Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Scrolling down the index and thinking "Sneeze Fetish Forum Statuses" says "Sneeze Fetish Forum Sinuses". Link to comment
Indescribable Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 When you ask a family member why they have a bracelet that says 'peacemaker' when it actually says 'pacemaker' Thank goodness it was an understanding family member with a sense of humor! Link to comment
Emily Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Read "cockatiel" as "cocktail" yesterday on one of my friend's Facebook statuses. Ironic because she literally said a couple of days ago that she's so much of a bird lady that she does the exact opposite! Link to comment
IcyFlame Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Sometimes I miss read "squeeze" as "sneeze" and my heart skips a beat then I take a second look and realize I miss read it and get really disappointed.Story of my life girl. Story of my life. One time I misread 'life alert' as 'life pervert'. My brain at that moment was like NOPE and I was über tired so I just shrugged it off. Link to comment
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