guynextdoor Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 I misheard a song a while ago, with the lines: "Love, my aim is straight and trueCupid’s arrow is just for you"I understood: "Love my anus straight and true"xD Link to comment
musictomyeyes Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 i was reading aloud in biology class in high school and the word was "organism" and i said "orgasm".... even the old lady teacher laughed Link to comment
The Dude Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 We have these 'Transit TV' screens on buses here, and they were showing an interview with Pierrick Prevert, one of the advisors for the French Socialist party. At first glance his name appeared to be "Patrick Pervert."To make matters worse, there was a twitter address below spelled @TransitTVLA, which my brain interpreted as Transvestite L.A. Link to comment
Vendetta Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 This is one of the most awesome things ive seen...me and my bf were driving around one day, i forget where it was...and you know how street signs criss cross? well there was one sign that said 'western ave.' and and another that said howard st. sooo....guess where this is going? lol thats right, when you looked at those two signs the right way it looked exactly like it said Howard stern street....LMAO it was so great Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 A picture from ESA with caption "Waning moon." In lovely small type. Managed to misread it as "warning moon", which was immediately followed by thoughts wondering what exactly that specific stance of the moon supposedly warned us for and why the heck ESA would feel the need to engage in astrology. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 HAHAHA, I actually read "warning moon" in your post!!! Link to comment
Vendetta Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 im not even lying...thats what it first looked like to me too...LOL Link to comment
Heavy-Chevy Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I was driving down a busy road a few days ago and saw a sign out of the corner of my eye that said "Watch out for left-overs" but then I read it again and realized it really said "Watch out for left turns." Link to comment
March Hare Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 On a bag of chocolates in the supermarket it said "snax". Three guesses what I read out of the corner of my naughty eye. Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 God!!!!!My stomach will have to recover for a while after "cockporn" and "twincest".... I think I have pissed myself from laughter.... There is one mis- reading which is quite common with Croatian students. There is one poem written in dialect which has one line which says: "Jerbo se moj did od ditinstva". In freestyle translation that would be: "Because my grandpa from his childhood..."But EVERYONE reads it like: "Jebo se moj did od ditinstva", which means "My grandpa fucked from his childhood" Link to comment
EmeraldThread Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 I just started reading a book and I thought the fourth sentence said, "Libraries guarantee the privacy of their potatoes."It really said, "Libraries guarantee the privacy of their patrons."I should definitely go to bed, reading things wrong this early in the text. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 I watched Star Trek yesterday, (with subtitles), and I misread Pon Farr as porn fan. Link to comment
Sitruuna Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 ...so I scan through a couple of pages and thought that maybe it doesn't matter that is has been... over a month since the latest post... I can still post, right?Sooo... I only remember one misread thing now that might be worth sharing (but I do have some misheard stuff instead), sorry about that... But yeah, a couple of years ago one shop around here sold this energy drink that was simply named "Exotic". I guess I don't even need to mention how most of the people who were there with me back when we found the cans read that name...Aaaand, some misheard things (that made me check if we had a thread for them)... I was half listening as this one girl read this little text about C.S. Lewis out loud. The whole thing started with his name... though that wasn't what I heard the girl say. I was sure she had said something that would be translated as autumn cold. And then later on when I was on the bus with R.L I showed her the thing and told what had happened, she managed to hear me say season flu. Link to comment
Always-a-Ginger Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I was traveling through Pennsylvania with my mother and we both misread a road sign. It was for "Scotrun." We both thought it said scrotum and couldn't beleive anyone would name town that. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted September 16, 2012 Author Share Posted September 16, 2012 Hah, someone in my fandom circle had written "I woke up with a Mirandy head on" - and I misread it as "I woke up with a Mirandy hard-on".And given the nature of most of those fics, I didn't even find it odd. Link to comment
March Hare Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I just read "I gratified some bathroom wall with it" and thought hey, that's actually a witty way of putting it. Then I read it again and saw that it actually said "I graffitied a bathroom wall with it". Aww. Link to comment
smooshi Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I was skimming trough the topics in "Observations" subforum and I somehow managed to misread "hairdresser" as "crossdresser" .I don't know should I blame Rocky Horror for this or not.... Link to comment
The Dude Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 I was just skimming the Fun & Games forum, and there's a thread called 'Which inanimate object looks the most tasty'. For a split second it registered as 'Which inmate looks the most tasty'.Also, I was in a gas station the other day, and there was a sign that said "Sorry go to the next cashier." It was partially obscured, so I thought it said "Sorry no sex!" My first response was, "Damn!" Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 Right, yesterday as I checked the forum, my eyes mixed two thread titles, which led me to read "Meryl Streep has the flu" as "Meryl Streep has the fetish".Now that would be quite interesting... Link to comment
Emily Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I'm half blind and I walk around without my eyes glasses all the time so I misread lots of things. I'm actually rather notorious for both mishearing and misreading things so looks like I'm pretty blessed. Just yesterday I was scrolling down my newsfeed on the book of face and read "craving some nutella" as "carving some crayons" Link to comment
Emily Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Funny how these things happen. ^^; Today I was just copying down notes furiously during a calculus class and I glanced back at a bunch of chicken scratch and this one function I wrote down looked like "aCHoo." Go figure. Link to comment
EmeraldThread Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Lately I've been misreading a lot of words as being food-related. I've typed "flooding" a few times over the past week and whenever I go back over to read what I wrote, I think it says "fooding." It's happened with other words, too, but it always starts when I get hungry around 2 in the morning. Link to comment
Emily Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 I get hungry around 2 in the morning.holy god 2am? do you even sleep Link to comment
EmeraldThread Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I get hungry around 2 in the morning.holy god 2am? do you even sleepNot nearly as much as I need to, and all at the wrong hours of the day. xD Link to comment
Bluebird Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I was involved in a role-play with my friend from another forum, and he has a character named Colt. I kept misreading (and accidentally typing) it as "Cold" instead I also managed to misread "syzygy" as "sneeze" the other day too...it was written really big on a sheet of art I was doing and I forced myself to erase it to avoid future mishaps. xD Link to comment
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