The Dude Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 I scrolled up really fast, and thought the Poppy Day thread said "Poopy Day". Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted November 14, 2011 Author Share Posted November 14, 2011 I scrolled up really fast, and thought the Poppy Day thread said "Poopy Day". Oh... It says "POPPY day?" Uh... I fear I've misread that until now, yes... Link to comment
vote_for_pedro Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 I scrolled up really fast, and thought the Poppy Day thread said "Poopy Day". Oh, thank God I'm not the only one!!! Link to comment
The Dude Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 omg... I was just riding home, and passed a repair shop with a red neon sign in the window that said "The Clock Masters". I think you know the rest.....*Vinyl scratch, and sound of rooster crowing* Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 Hahaha, great one Porkins. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted November 20, 2011 Author Share Posted November 20, 2011 A New Hope laserdisc.I fear I just misread this as "A New Hope laserdick". Link to comment
High on Lullabies Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Was just reading an article in the newspaper about the King of Swaziland who has kicked out one me his 14 wives for having an affair with the justice minister, who the article described as: "an ally" of the King.I might have misread it as a comment on the wife and justice minister's preferences in the bedroom... Link to comment
doggo Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Discussed in off-topic today:Rectum Dreams Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 It happened again! I misread "the Republican Primaries" as "the Vulcan Primaries" for like the fifth time in two weeks.I suspect it has something to do with the Vulcan Governor Spock Perry... Link to comment
Icee Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Yeah... is it possible to NOT misread that? just misread the jar of peanut butter sitting on my bed. instead of "peanut butter: creamy" i read "peanut cutter: dreamy" Link to comment
Selene Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Some weeks ago, I had quite an embarrasing misread at uni. It was an English text and there was the word "Hither", but I somehow managed to misread it as "Hitler" (my second subject is History, so things got mixed up a bit). Didn't quite work in the sentence, though xD Link to comment
coffeepot Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 An internet friend recently told me that she "couldn't stop eating hummus". I misread this as "eating humans"... Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted November 29, 2011 Author Share Posted November 29, 2011 An internet friend recently told me that she "couldn't stop eating hummus". I misread this as "eating humans"...I just misread "happy" as "sloppy". Somewhat different meaning... Link to comment
Septaero Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Oh goodness I did one of these last night. I *saw* "Irish-Style Oatmeal". I *read* "Irish-Sexy Oatmeal". LOL. I was thinking after that, that it might be cool o have an oatmeal that turns you sexy and irish. Link to comment
Prongs Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Yesterday there was this cell phone commercial that was doing a parody of the song "Winter Wonderland" and they changed it to 4G Wonderland, but at first I thought they were saying Orgy Wonderland. Oh...thats what they're saying. I've been hearing it wrong for WEEKS! Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 Yesterday there was this cell phone commercial that was doing a parody of the song "Winter Wonderland" and they changed it to 4G Wonderland, but at first I thought they were saying Orgy Wonderland. Oh...thats what they're saying. I've been hearing it wrong for WEEKS! Oh my God, that's awesome!!! Link to comment
The Dude Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I was so drunk in Vegas on Thanksgiving, I saw a slot machine out of the corner of my eye called "Penny Pagoda" and thought it said 'Funny Panda'. Link to comment
Hawkeye Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 There is a restaurant near where I live called "Hunan Wok" and EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it, I think it says "Human Wok." (Tasty?) Link to comment
Selene Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 There is a restaurant near where I live called "Hunan Wok" and EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it, I think it says "Human Wok." (Tasty?) That's actually how I misread your post just now and I was like "OMG, a human wok???" xD Link to comment
Lalaith Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I was laughing so much while reading this Years ago somwhere in a supermarket was written "exotic fruits". But of course I read "erotic fruits" Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I was working on a really tedious and annoying project today and at some point there was a short note in the document I was reading.It wasn't in English so it won't really make sense here but instead of a 4-letter phrase for "check this!" I read something that was 1 letter off, making it a voiced, plotting snigger. Before I realised my error I couldn't help but think how appropriate it was. Link to comment
Honkytonklagoon Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 This is a great topic. I misread stuff all the time, and I'm always amused. But isn't it interesting how often the misreading turns into sex? Link to comment
Icee Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 isn't it interesting how often the misreading turns into sex? mmhmm. so..I'm in the chatroom...and The Dude said "lucky you"i read "f*** me".......is it so dreadfully obvious that i haven't slept in 3 days? xD Link to comment
Lalaith Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 But isn't it interesting how often the misreading turns into sex? Posted Image So true Link to comment
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