Marshmallow Peep Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 Fluffy monkeysWhy is the sky so blue? Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Because there is a marshmallow monster living in my dresser.Where's the party!? Link to comment
Dusty15 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 The year 1673.Does anybody really know what time it is? Link to comment
Spoo Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Just make sure you don't wake the baby. Should I be afraid? Link to comment
GoldenOwl Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Only if you long for true happiness.Why is my water red? Link to comment
March Hare Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Because peaches come from a can.Where is the faraway? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 In my wallet, between my union card and my driver's license.Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Link to comment
SomethingClever Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I can't tell you, you're not a priest.A car and a bus set out at 2 p.m. from the same point, headed in the same direction. The average speed of the car is 30 mph slower than twice the speed of the bus. In two hours, the car is 20 miles ahead of the bus. Find the rate of the car. Link to comment
March Hare Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Green lemon.Have you ever fought a duel? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Yes, because last Tuesday was spent with a walrusWhere are all the squirrels? Link to comment
High on Lullabies Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Raiding the teddy bear's picnic.What's the tallest tree in my garden? Link to comment
john_kimble Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 The raspberry bush.Why is Sebastian one hell of a butler? Link to comment
SomethingClever Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 because your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries.where are we? Link to comment
Black_Blade Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 In the Gardening Shed of eternal doom. What is the best thing to do in Peru? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Gotta visit Stonehenge. Who framed Roger Rabbit? Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Charlie SheenRght or Left? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 OvaltineDo you know the muffin man? Link to comment
DogLover Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Yeah, he's my neighbor.Why can't pigs fly? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Because they can't afford the fuel.Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment
Quell Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 A soprano rapping about being a cowboy.Why does my phone keep autocorrecting 'so' to 'do?' Link to comment
smooshi Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Because cats can't dance.Why is my life a failure? Link to comment
March Hare Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Depress button marked A and hold for sixteen point three seconds.What can you tell me about grapes? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 They are black and white and can fly.Who did it? Link to comment
March Hare Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 But it all started out so well!What's blue and tastes like chicken? Link to comment
Vendetta Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 A frozen poultry-pop.Why do my lizards eat anything white? Link to comment
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