Marshmallow Peep Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Because parakeets are adorableWhy are my shoes so comfortable without socks? Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Well of course they aren't knee-highs! How absurd....Why does Tom Cruise look SOO damn good at 50? B-) Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Because she did go to Rwanda for the beans.Why can't I download any YouTube videos anymore? Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Because the Sky Gods are feeling moody.Why did my bunny run away? Link to comment
March Hare Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 The Land of Nod has a very unpredictable climate.How high the moon? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 About right above Manhattan.Why do I keep doing this thing over and over again? Link to comment
Black_Blade Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Blame the intergalactic space aliens.Why do the friggin doors keep closing on me? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 The enticing aroma of churros on your spiritual self pleases them.How can I make all my dreams come true? Link to comment
Curiosity234 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Buy three iguanas.How can the ice cream store be out of ice cream? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 You, good sir, are a dirty liar. >:/What does 1 + 1 equal? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Nobody, because that just isn't possible.Why are the most of good movies a) rated R not released on Croatian area? Link to comment
Spoo Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Because you forgot to walk the dog. Why am I listening to horrible music? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Because Lady GaGa's dancer hit her in a head.Why do I stay up too, too late these days? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 You just have a really, really, REALLY RIDICULOUSLY good alarm clock.Where can I buy an alarm clock like that? Link to comment
Sniffle Lover Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 At McDonald's because there's no such thing as time.Why is there no light in a black hole? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 McDonald's forgot to pay its electric bill.Why won't my television turn on? Link to comment
Bluebird Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Because I put my soup on for too long..If a train leaves the station at 5:30, what time does it start snowing in New York? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Dentist time.Why is the sky green? Link to comment
Spoo Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Because you obviously didn't feed your iguana. Why is my room so messy? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Because Gloria Swanson is dead.Why am I wasting my time... again? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 There is a mysterious wind blowing in from the northeast.Why was the Itsy-Bitsy Spider dumb enough to climb up the spout AGAIN? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Because I can't get this song out of my head.(Look at me, look at my hands, look under my eyes...) How can I go back to work if I'm wasting away? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Because I currently decide if my second book should be King-inspired horror, a children's book about summer vaccasion, or grown lesbian erotic/romance story set in the job world. ^^Why is that rug out to get me, I've tripped over it six times and fallen once? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 It wishes it was in Soviet Russia.Why are there only 24 hours in a day? Link to comment
Spoo Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Because the cookies are ready. To be or not to be? Link to comment
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