Purple Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Wasps, actually. Why does my voice go up like, three octaves when I'm making important calls? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Because Candle Cave never existed.How are you? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 How do you do?Why should you never smile at a crocodile? Link to comment
Heavy-Chevy Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Because then you'll end up with an alligator skin wallet (and a pair of shoes to match)!Does anyone know where the lost city of gold is? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 In my wardrobe, next to Narnia.Who's never wrong, but always right? Link to comment
cuneas Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 A trained badger on a combination of LSD and a prescription sleep aid.Why is everything I know wrong? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Because cigarette smoking causes cancer.Why people don't actually die from not forwarding chain messages? Link to comment
Heavy-Chevy Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Because Santa Clause spends the rest of the year getting plastered drunk.Why haven't they made flying cars yet???? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Because there is a theory about making Coca- Cola which says it's made from piss.What is this? Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 It's that.Why do I have such an addictive personality??? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Because there is a star called Betelgeuse somewhere in the Space.What is the difference between the raven and the writing desk? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Hillary Clinton.Why did my cat put a mitten in my purse? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 Because sky isn't gren.Where is the toilet here, anyway? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Because the crickets are really loud today.Why does my mother think I look like a whore with my nails polished?(I would REALLY like to know an answer to this question) Link to comment
March Hare Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Yes, but no.Have we got ALL the things? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I will keep the secret! Why can't I think of any questions? Link to comment
March Hare Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Forty-two.What's it going to be then, eh? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Chipmunks galore.What is the taste of water? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Like the morning wind after a chainsaw massacre.Where are my headphones? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Out frolicking in the garden with all the others.Who ate my special pancake!? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Chocolate Easter bunny.Wanna play? Link to comment
March Hare Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Doodley doodley doo!Where is the East Pole? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 In a pond, swimming with fish.Where am I? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 This... is... SPARTAAAAA~!!!!Why are the eggs on the TOP shelf of the fridge? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Because Meat Loaf is fat although he's a vegetarian.Why is Christmas only once a year? Link to comment
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