Describe A Movie Badly

[tma]

On 9/6/2016 at 7:59 PM, Zed said:

 

CSI Miami: Investigators solve murders during musical montages while their boss takes his sunglasses on and off and mutters Arnie-esque one liner

 

 

On 9/19/2016 at 10:16 PM, Zed said:

JFK: Back and to the left. Three hours of the Zapruder film, on constant replay.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves: Sherwood Forest master takes on bad sheriff and bad English accent.

 

On 9/19/2016 at 9:21 PM, Zed said:

Murder She Wrote: Author seems to be present at a murder every week but no one seems to mind or suspect her of anything.

Why didn't I read this thread before- OMG @Zed - you are **killing** me!!

 

[SleepingPhlox]

omg there have been some brilliant ones lately!

Star Trek First Contact:  Some people from way in the future go back in time to slightly less far in the future where people still listen to music from the 1960s.

Guardians Of The Galaxy: A tree, a raccoon, a green woman, a dude who is also green but like a different shade, and a guy who was abducted by aliens as a child fight things in space.

[MeForever]

Haha okay! I hope this one hasn't been done already

Doctor strange:

A guy loses controll of his hands or whatever, loses his job. Leans some weird kind of magic, saves the world, and a guy hates him for saving it anyway because he didn't do it fairly or whatever.

Supernatural:

Two guys and one angel (and they're mom?) Hunt supernatural creatures and get in trouble with Lucifer, A LOT. Oh, and they are friends with a reaper.

Edited May 31, 2017 by MeForever

[Rook]

LETS GO PEOPLE:

Murdoch Mysteries: Sherlock Homes of Toronto Canada?

Supergirl/Arrow/Flash EVERYONE IS LGBT (even though CW is in denial)

Smallville A likeable Clark Kent

 

 

[CeruleanBlue]

Doctor Who: Lonely alien who looks human makes friends and loses them and remains lonely while certain episodes need to be seen three times to be understood. Oh, yeah, and the alien travels through space and time, yet everyone's always British. And instead of dying, he just gets a makeover.

Black Butler: Boy has a demon butler. Shenegains.

Death Note: Genius high school student finds killer notebook. Boy is red. Meets creepy, yet strangely endearing guy. Guy is blue. Trauma. Tension. Unsurprisingly given the title, death.

Dirk Gently: Weird, yet clever guy meets other, more normal guy. They become friends and solve complex cases.

Sherlock: Weird, yet clever guy meets other, more normal guy. They become friends and solve complex cases.

Tokyo Ghoul: Shy, slightly socially awkward, yet determined main character finds troubles and new friends. Meanwhile, everyone dies and everyone cries. Also, main character gets a makeover.

The X-Files: Guy believes in paranormal. Woman doesn't. They're detectives. They solve paranormal cases together while woman remains skeptic and sighs constantly.

Edited August 12, 2017 by CeruleanBlue

[I love Alan Rickman]

Truly, Madly, Deeply: A ghost comes back to life and tries to piss off his girlfriend into getting over him by being sneezy and rearranging her furniture

Young Frankenstein: Crazy scientist tries to act normal despite making a monster who is afraid of fire and wants to destroy everything in its path, including its creator

[SneezyHolmes]

Jeepers Creepers: Crazy bat man hybrid eats people so he can look normal. 

Beetlejuice: Raunchy dead guy tricks people into setting him free from a plastic town.

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron: Majestic horse fights soldiers and indians.

Finding Nemo: Deformed fish gets lost. Dad has an adventure to find him.

[gingerdean]

We Bought a Zoo:    They bought a zoo.

[Anonymouse]

Remember the Titans - I can't remember.

[Rook]

Inyausha

KAGOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

INYUASHHHHHHHHAAAA

that is all

[sickprincess]

The Notebook: guy threatens to commit suicide if girl doesn't go out with him. Girl cheats on her fiancé with guy. They both die. 

[sickprincess]

On 8/12/2016 at 8:55 PM, Cutekats said:

Gotta jump in here with reality tv 

The Bachelor: Guy kisses 26 different girls and does the dirty with three of them, and then picks the one he liked it with most to marry.

kinda off topic but how does no one get sick/get mono during the show since they're all swapping spit?? Disappointing. 

[sickprincess]

Grey's Anatomy: all the doctors have sex with each other and leave towels inside of their patients 

[SleepingPhlox]

8 hours ago, AnonyMouse said:

Remember the Titans - I can't remember.

 

9 hours ago, gingerdean said:

We Bought a Zoo:    They bought a zoo.

Thanks guys, I wanted to spit coffee on my shirt, I really did.

Lucy:  Most of our brain is just sitting there being a useless waste of space and the reason we aren't learning telekinesis and transcending our human experience is because we're all losers who don't do enough drugs, or at least not the right drugs.  

[RachTheCool]

Ouran: Once upon a time twincest. The end.

 

[FadedRose]

On 8/15/2017 at 10:15 PM, sickprincess said:

kinda off topic but how does no one get sick/get mono during the show since they're all swapping spit?? Disappointing. 

Rachel last season got sick and didn't want to kiss Jack Stone and told him she didn't want to get him sick but he made her kiss him anyway and he got sent home at the end of the date, so idk if he ended up getting sick or not. Also in the first episode of Bachelor in Paradise this season, Raven's voice was super scratchy and she mentioned she didn't feel well but powered through it for her date. No sneezing though. 

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning: Directors give you false hope 800 different times and kill off all the characters while simultaneously almost making the viewers vomit several times.

White Chicks: Girls get "severely injured" and so two guys decide to take their place so they don't lose their jobs.

Step Dogs: Home alone but with talking dogs and step siblings.

[Rook]

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM: The story of why we must protect Newt Scamander

[Zed]

Halloween: Like the Energizer Bunny, Michael Myers keeps going and going, killing everyone in his sight while a piano plays in the background....

Take care,

Zed

[lunarcat42]

Pokemon: Witness a ten year old boy and his pet mutated mouse as they engage in officially sanctioned dog fights. Terrorists groups are everywhere. Nobody ages. Time is an abyss. Monsters rule the land. Turn back, turn baaaccckkk...

(love you pokemon!) 

[Chanel_no5]

Carrie: High school kid demonstrates what happens when you ridicule a girl with PMS.

 

 

[black_mage]

Texas Chain Saw Massacre: A group of youngsters visit folks living in rural Texas who are planning to have a family dinner. Everything doesn't go according to father's plan though, as his sons get into all sorts of mischief.

[elizachoo]

The Muppet Christmas Carol: An inveterate animal abuser has a series of wacky dreams, which inspire him to buy the affection of the animal community so that he won't die alone. Remarkably, his plan works.

Now and Then: A woman remembers her spotty youth in a gang of girls. Flashbacks detail such past adventures as running away, breaking into homes, sewer diving, and harassing a group of swimmers.

Mamma Mia!: A dysfunctional family avoids direct communication by breaking into song every time they get too close to each other. 

The King's Speech: A prince is elevated to the throne against his wishes. He doesn't like to talk, but kings have to talk, so he practices talking so that he can talk like a king when he tries to convince his people that he's glad to be their king.

The Sound of Music: Austrian children experiment with singing at various altitudes and in spaces of varying resonance. Sometimes they add whistles. Based on a true story.

Bridge On the River Kwai: A small team of men argue about how to build a bridge until finally one of them blows it up altogether in a fit of passion. 

Aladdin: An ancient being tries to win his freedom after centuries of enslavement. In the process he is caught up in a tale of deceit, theft, and treason, until finally he buys his own liberty at the cost of enslaving another and ends up fleeing the country.
 

 

[Zed]

Excellent job, Elizachoo! I particularly liked your take on Mamma Mia!, The King's Speech and The Sound of Music. Well done!

Take care,

Zed

[SneezyHolmes]

Sharknado: A bite-y tornado.

[Zed]

The Sixth Sense: Young boy whispers and cries a lot. Sees dead people. Talks to a dead guy who tries to help him by whispering as well. In the end, the young boy still whispers and cries a lot and sees dead people but feels good about it.

Take care,

Zed