Corrupt A Wish!

[FadedRose]

Granted but that energy made you so energetic that you accidentally ran off a cliff to your death. 

I wish headaches didn't exist.

[SweaterWeather]

Granted, but in turn stomach aches are doubled pain wise.

I wish I could hug Sam from Uncharted 4 ;-;

[Artemis]

granted but he dies while you are hugging him and you go to jail. 

I wish that my coffee wasn't so sweet. 

[FadedRose]

Granted, but woops, you just knocked it over. 

I wish that it wasn't hotter in my house than it is outside. 

[Anonymouse]

Granted, but now your house is buggier and grassier than it is outside. Oh, and the sun is now on your living room, but that's okay 'cause you just got AC!

I wish my body didn't hurt so much.

[Rook]

Granted but you get demoted

I wish I wasn't so afraid to talk to boys

[Artemis]

Granted but now you have to talk to every boy you see

I wish my book would hurry up and come in. 

[Rook]

lol i hate you JK

Granted but you have a douche tastic delivery man

[Anonymouse]

5 minutes ago, batmansgirl said:

lol i hate you JK

Granted but you have a douche tastic delivery man

Add a wish! It probably okay definitely won't come true but go ahead and do it anyway.

[Rook]

lol i forgot

I wish i had bacon carbonara pasta

[tinymouse]

Granted, but the bacon was actually centipedes in disguise. 

 

I wish this school year would hurry up and end. 

[truth]

granted, but the next one starts sooner

i wish that my choir director would let me dye my hair pink

[Artemis]

granted but the bleach messes up your hair and you lose it all.

I wish the frogs and snakes would get out of the pool on their own. 

[Chanel_no5]

Granted, but then they'd take up residence in your bedroom instead.

I wish I could have a French hot dog without my stomach or wallet being upset.

[FadedRose]

Granted, but now you have a headache for all of eternity. You can never have anything to drink,  either.

I wish that I could go home and sleep and pretend this day didn't happen.

[Umhi]

Granted, but you lost your memory of what happened in the past two days.

I wish allergies did not exist.

[Artemis]

Granted but now you have a cold for three months out of the year in the spring.

I wish I could go to sleep. 

[FadedRose]

Granted, but now you can only sleep for one hour at a time without waking up. 

I wish people would stop asking me for favors.

[SweaterWeather]

Granted! But now every time anyone talks to you it's complete gibberish. 

I wish I hadn't broken my glasses..

[Umhi]

Granted, but you did not need them. 

I wish I had a tissue right now.

[FadedRose]

Granted, but every time you use one a wild animal dies in Africa (lol how did I come up with that)

I wish hospital food didn't taste like vomit.

[truth]

granted, but now all of it tastes like fish. All of it.

i wish that i was fluent in every language.

[ICan'tThinkOfAnything]

Granted, but now you've lost the ability to speak. 

I wish that I was more productive and procrastinated less.

[Red Ring of Death]

Granted but you're more productive on things that don't matter and your loss of procrastination doesn't keep you from holding back on your hedonistic pleasures, spiraling down into an unbalanced world of self-chaos.

I wish it would stop pretending outside and just rain already

[Umhi]

Granted, but it some how made the pollen count worse. Everyone with hay fever could not go outside at all without suffering.

I wish for something.