Corrupt A Wish!

[FadedRose]

Granted, but every time you do that something or see it, it punches you in the face. 

I wish I would've gotten 100% on my Spanish final instead of 99%

[Artemis]

Granted but you can never ever make a hundred again. 

I wish my watermelon was less rotten. 

[Umhi]

Granted, but it was inedible.

I wish to sneeze already.

[Chanel_no5]

Granted, but then you won't be able to stop for 8 hours straight.

I wish my apartment cleaned itself.

 

Just now, Artemis said:

I wish my watermelon was less rotten. 

Less rotten? You settle for the small things in life, I hear.

[Guest]

Granted, but it would do a terrible job at doing it. When your apartment would clean the windows and mirrors in it it would smear the product all over it, leaving smudges in its wake. When it vacuumed, swept, mopped, and dusted it would miss spots thereby leaving dirt and debris in the way. It would, in the end,make your living space untidier than it was before.

I wish that I had a lot of athletic prowess.

[Chanel_no5]

Just now, Ferv said:

Granted, but it would do a terrible job at doing it. When your apartment would clean the windows and mirrors in it it would smear the product all over it, leaving smudges in its wake. When it vacuumed, swept, mopped, and dusted it would miss spots thereby leaving dirt and debris in the way. It would, in the end,make your living space untidier than it was before.

Hahaha, bless your heart dear, but you have not seen the results of my cleaning.

Just now, Ferv said:

I wish that I had a lot of athletic prowess.

Granted, but then you have to exercise several hours every day whatever the weather and other circumstances to keep it like that.

I wish I had the energy to finish the fics I'm working on tonight.

[FadedRose]

Granted, but they all turn out suckish. And you got five hurtful comments on each. 

I wish they had some 5C iphone cases.. I went to three different stores and nobody had any. My phone is only two years old...

[Umhi]

Granted, but it broke the next day. 
 

I wish my nose would stop itching.

[AdrianMarx]

Granted but your feet itch for a week straight instead.

I wish I could sleep.

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

Granted but you'll sleep for 12 hours and wake up in horrible pain.

I wish I hadn't lost my voice.

[Guest]

Granted, but when your voice returned to you it would be shrill and ridiculously annoying for the rest of eternity.

I wish that I were taller.

 

[FadedRose]

Granted, but you can only talk to people 6 feet tall or taller now..

I wish life proof phone cases were actually lifeproof... I've broken three of them in the past two years, THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY LIFEPROOF.

[MoonDuck]

Granted, but the software in all of the phones you will ever buy breaks before you get the chance to use them. 

I wish I had more gourmet chocolate.

[Artemis]

Granted but every time you try to eat them, they become covered by ants and you can't eat it without being bitten a hundred plus times.

I wish it would rain. 

[tinymouse]

Granted, but now it will never stop raining and the world is gonna flood!

I wish I had some pizza. 

[FadedRose]

Granted, but you ate too much and then vomited all over everything. 

I wish I hadn't gone outside... Dumb mosquitos. 

[Artemis]

Granted but now the mosquito are in you house. 

I wish I had an apple/ 

[ICan'tThinkOfAnything]

Granted, but the apple tastes like dog shit. 

I wish that I didn't have these random bouts of feeling detached and negative. 

[Umhi]

Granted, but you had random bouts of being happy at the wrong time.

[Umhi]

I wish for -------.

[FadedRose]

Granted, but the dashed line tragically became a solid line. 

I wish people wouldn't smoke at outdoor concerts.

[Midnight]

Granted, but the next concert you go to is indoors, and smoking is allowed at the venue.

I wish to get accepted to a good medical school.

[Artemis]

Granted but the professors have the most monotonous voice ever and you fall asleep during every class. They also give impossible tests. 

I wish for a rude delivery guy.

[FadedRose]

Granted, but this rude delivery guy was so rude he tripped you and then laughed at you as you laid on the floor.

I wish I had something to eat... Other than pizza.

[SweaterWeather]

Granted! But it turns out to be a chopped liver and jelly fish sandwich. 

I wish I had a full Attack on Titan Survey Corps outfit.