Corrupt A Wish!

[Rook]

Granted but become to fearless

I wish I wasn't board

[Umhi]

Granted, but you became bored.

I wish for flonase. (Random one, had to get that one out)

[SleepingPhlox]

Granted but...I didn't actually know what that was while I was granting your wish, so I improvised and you got a rock instead.  Hope you like rocks.

I wish I could catch a Ponyta in Pokemon Go already!!!

 

[Anonymouse]

Granted, but then your phone breaks and you can never get another one ever again.

I wish my Pez dispenser had an infinite supply of Pez.

[Rook]

20 minutes ago, AnonyMeows said:

Granted, but then your phone breaks and you can never get another one ever again.

I wish my Pez dispenser had an infinite supply of Pez.

granted but they taste awful

I wish I could hug Ben Mackenzie from Gothem

[Ben Drowned]

your wish is granted but Ben Mackenzie dies because he is serverly allergic to fangirling

I wish my crush would induce for me

[ZakuConvoy]

Your crush induces, but they end up getting you sick.

 

I wish I could fly.

[-~-~-~-]

granted, but it's now the only method of transportation you can use

I wish to be over this cold I have

[facet]

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[Ben Drowned]

10 hours ago, ZakuConvoy said:

Your crush induces, but they end up getting you sick.

too late I'm already sick and i wouldn't care haha the irony of this

[Stimuli]

12 hours ago, facet said:

Your cold is cured, but it's left you with a nasty sinus infection

 

I wish Waffle House delivered here

Granted, but the waffles end up always being burned to a crisp upon arrival. 

I wish spring could come earlier! I am already tired of winter. 

[Masked Chaos]

Granted, but it snows everyday for a week regardless.

I wish I had the power to make people sneeze.

[-~-~-~-]

granted, but they always know you did it so give you a look after

I wish it was warmer outside

[WolfPack]

Granted, but it's too hot and things start to burn.

I wish I could fly.

[FadedRose]

Granted, but you fly into a ton of birds and they peck you to death. 

I wish I could sleep longer

[facet]

.

[Masked Chaos]

Your next wish is... unaffected! But every wish after it is corrupted ten-fold!

I wish that I could teleport anyway at will.

 

[Stimuli]

Granted. The problem arises that due to how teleportation works, you'd arrive dead to the destination, and likely every atom in your body was rearranged by the density of it

I wish that I could grow a better beard! 

[WolfPack]

Granted, but your friends shave it.

I wish I was smarter.

[Stimuli]

Granted, but you'll forever have this song stuck in your head: 

(because this thread has gotten this song stuck in my head) 

I wish that I found a way to make easy money! 

 

[Chanel_no5]

Granted, but you'll get caught and put in jail.  

I wish I could focus on my writing.

 

 

[WolfPack]

Granted, but you'll end up not liking it and scrapping everything.

I wish I could be taller.

[SleepingPhlox]

Granted.  You do become a little bit taller.  You also become a baller.  You also get a girl who looks nice and you call her.  Unfortunately whatever career and relationship dreams you may have previously had are now replaced by this new turn of events and you're stuck with it whether you like it or not.

I wish I develop a superpower and join the Avengers.

 

Oh DAMN the reference I made was already made a few posts up!!!  Screw it I'm sticking with it because I was actually really proud of that.

[Chanel_no5]

Granted, you develop a really cool superpower and join the Avengers, but this superpower only works when you fart. (because I'm childish like that... )

I wish I could build a functional pyramid.  

 

[SneezyHolmes]

Granted but it becomes too functional and develops sentience, calling upon aliens that destroy the world!  

I wish we had a chinese restaurant in my town.