Rook Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 granted but its awful I wish i could draw or upload Link to comment
Arty Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 5 hours ago, batmansgirl said: granted but its awful I wish i could draw or upload Granted...but you can only draw bloody and scary things!! Hahah! Arty wishes she could go to Egypt and see the Cairo Museum. Link to comment
Rook Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 granted but u have to take bmg i wish I could hug chris evans Link to comment
Sawyer Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Granted, but it's an old and unwashed tablecloth collector from Nebraska who coincidentally happens to have the same name as the celebrity. I wish I could play the piano! Link to comment
Rook Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted but all you play is mashups that everyone hates I wish I wasn't board Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but now you're a plank, which is still pretty close. I wish I didn't have to make a wish. Link to comment
Arty Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted but you can never get anything for your birthday. I wish I had some coffee ice cream. Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted! But it's a special edition flavor that comes with coffee rinds mixed in; in reality only a quarter of it is actual ice cream, they just needed to do something with the leftover rinds... I wish I... could marry Troy Baker. Link to comment
Icarus Rex Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Fine, but that's his job description and not his name. All Troys best beware when you invite them over for dinner... I wish it was about... three hours earlier than it actually is, right now. Link to comment
Watercolor Daydreams Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Alrighty, but due to the rupture your time traveling has caused in the fabric of space and time, dinosaurs roam the Earth and are a constant threat to humanity. I wish I lived in the Star Wars universe as a Jedi. Link to comment
Rook Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted but Anakin is a complete dork (bring me please) I wish my parents would shut up about college and let me be Link to comment
Guest Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but now every time you speak with your parents the only thing they have to talk to you about is about the workforce. I wish that I were blessed with more witticism. Link to comment
SleepingPhlox Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted but you are so good at it that people follow you around with microphones hoping to capture your latest utterance. All you want to do is take a dump and there's a crowd outside the door shouting "Say something funny" and you want to weep at what your life has become but when you open your mouth another clever observation rolls out so you must cry on the inside. I wish I had a pet pygmy goat. Link to comment
Umhi Posted June 17, 2016 Author Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but it costed so much that you could not afford it. I wish for everything. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but you only get to enjoy everything for two seconds. I wish I hadn't eaten so much. x_x Link to comment
tinymouse Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, but now you're starving! I wish I wasn't so sore from practice. Link to comment
SleepingPhlox Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Granted. Oh, you're still sore, just the cause has changed. Admittedly it was a little weird that it suddenly rained down 200 large, firm potatoes from right above your head, but hey. That's life. I wish I could train my dog to clean the house for me. Link to comment
Rook Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 6 hours ago, SleepingPhlox said: Granted. Oh, you're still sore, just the cause has changed. Admittedly it was a little weird that it suddenly rained down 200 large, firm potatoes from right above your head, but hey. That's life. I wish I could train my dog to clean the house for me. granted but its so good you can't enter on pain of death I wish Jimmy Palmer on NCIS was more appreciated Link to comment
Arty Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Granted but the other characters die in the show leaving him alone. See? Now he can be appreciated. I wish that I could meet Jamie and Claire Fraser from Outlander. Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Granted! But they turn out to be clones bent on destroying the creators of Outlander. I wish I knew how to ride a motorcycle. Link to comment
Umhi Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 Granted, but you became overconfident and died in a motorcycle accident. Link to comment
Umhi Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 I wish for a better computer Link to comment
Red Ring of Death Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Granted but every once in awhile, you'll be minding your own business when a little piece of paper appears and says "Hi, my name is Linda, how may I help you today?" and she won't go away until you find a problem for her to help you with. And no matter what you do, you can't delete her app from the drive and eventually you wonder how Linda CAN help you because she just won't go away LEAVE ME ALONE LINDA-- *clears throat* Anyway. Yeah. Linda won't go away. Better computer, but it comes with Linda. I wish getting a job was easier for someone of my specific qualifications Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Granted! But the job you get ends up being in the depths of the netherworld. I wish I could have an endless supply of candy cookies. Link to comment
FadedRose Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Granted, but there were rumors going around town that you had an endless supply of them, and so there are now strangers standing in your kitchen eating them the very moment you are reading this. I wish I wasn't so afraid of everything. Link to comment
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