Corrupt A Wish!

[Pixieflower]

Granted, but the dream turns out to be a nightmare and doesn’t end for 25 years, leaving you in a coma for all those years.

I wish for the power to stop time.

[Stimuli]

2 hours ago, Pixieflower said:

Granted, but the dream turns out to be a nightmare and doesn’t end for 25 years, leaving you in a coma for all those years.

I wish for the power to stop time.

Granted but you end up stopping your own time as well, rendering it impossible to move and start time again! 

I wish I had more energy! 

[Tweedledee]

Granted, but you become really hyper instead.

I wish I could do a cartwheel to please my gymnastics group.

[CeruleanBlue]

Granted, but you seriously injure yourself doing it and can never do one ever again.

 

I wish I made better decisions.

[MeForever]

Granted, but it messes up the timeline and creates a paradox, so you where never born.

I wish I got better grades.

[Sneezelover1214]

You get better grades by cheating, which gets you in trouble. 

 

I wish I am happier (cant corrupt that )

[Masked Chaos]

You become happier, however, whenever people are around you, your happiness and optimism annoys them, causing everyone to avoid you.

I wish revising was really fun.

[-~-~-~-]

granted, but it’s so fun that you never stop, so nothing is ever finished and you have no time to write anything new

I wish I wasn’t allergic to cats so i could have one

[Chanel_no5]

Granted but the cat will be allergic to you instead. 

I wish I had motivation to work on the story that's first in line so I'll be able to finish it soon!! 

 

[Tweedledee]

Granted, but you somehow cannot publish it.

I wish my migraine would go away. 

[Stimuli]

Migraine gone, but at the same time you've lost all sensation in your body. 

I wish that I could keep track of my life. 

[Chanel_no5]

Ooohoho, dude, don't even start with this one!!  

You'll be able to keep track of your life, but literally EVERYTHING ELSE is going haywire. Like, blinking alarm button lights thingies everywhere in everything not directly related to your personal life. (why do I have the feeling this is already happening...?)

I wish I had made dinner tonight. I'm hungry and lazy. 

[SleepingPhlox]

Granted but you made something you totally hate.  Like why did you even do that?  That's such a weird thing to do.  Oh well, you just end up giving it all to your cats.  Who, incidentally, are VERY happy.  Too bad you're not.

I wish to finally have a good night's sleep tonight!

 

[Chanel_no5]

1 hour ago, SleepingPhlox said:

That's such a weird thing to do.

And sadly not the first time, either!  

As for your wish, granted, but I will be sitting next to your bed staring at you the whole night. You may sleep well and all because I'm not dangerous or anything, but just know... I will be staring at you.  Like this. Or this.  

 

Oh, right! I wish I had a colouring book. (what? I can wish for anything, right??)

 

[skeletoncliquegirl]

Granted, but all of the coloring pages are already colored in.

I wish I didn’t have to go to school tomorrow.

[Stimuli]

10 hours ago, Chanel_no5 said:

Ooohoho, dude, don't even start with this one!!  

You'll be able to keep track of your life, but literally EVERYTHING ELSE is going haywire. Like, blinking alarm button lights thingies everywhere in everything not directly related to your personal life. (why do I have the feeling this is already happening...?)

I wish I had made dinner tonight. I'm hungry and lazy. 

Beautifully executed

5 hours ago, skeletoncliquegirl said:

Granted, but all of the coloring pages are already colored in.

I wish I didn’t have to go to school tomorrow.

You don't have to go to school, however now you're without a proper education and without that, you'll have a hard time finding a job! 

I wish spring was here (for more than one reason )

[OhDearBlessYou]

Granted, but every obs you get will consist of false starts and nose blows until the season is over. That includes you.

I wish for the cure for cancer.

 

[Tweedledee]

Granted, but there’s no more cure for the flu. 

I wish for my head to stop aching.

[Umhi]

Granted, but then your arm starts aching.

I wish for, absolutely nothing. Literally nothing.

[WolfPack]

Granted, but someone gives you something a few seconds later.

I wish for luck in my upcoming game. (I'm a VBALL player) 

[Tweedledee]

Granted, but you are unlucky literally every game following it. Sorry!

I wish for the ability to read minds.

[Chanel_no5]

Granted, but you quickly realise that you really, REALLY don't want to hear them, but you can never turn it off.

I wish I'll get some good sleep tonight, with no nightmares. 

 

[Rook]

Granted and you get wine (i dont wanna corrupt this wish cause i want it to)

I wish I had a boyfreind 

[Sneezelover1214]

Its gonna be a really abusive one.

I wish i could control time

[Tweedledee]

You can only control in single digit nanoseconds.

I wish for cooking skills.