The Mute Poet Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Gladly, I've already rottled us a year's supply flavored delicately with hallucinogen of toad, a couple buttered knobs from Shiny's blini and... cinnamon. The butter has arrived, chui, we made sure to order it in a kiddy-pool this time for your dipping ease. Now children, a simple exercise in comprehension: Butter is to knight-knobs as Vetinari is to... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I just need some clarification on the knights. Were they Barron? Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 They were, quite as Baron as Abergeldie, Auchendarroch or Kilmarnock themselves (god, I love the sound of Scottish names...). Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Unflappably right, of course!! You get... one gold star, one case of plundered alcohol of YOUR CHOICE aaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddd... a koala (hey, don't look at me like that - everyone should have a koala, look how cool the word is: K-O-A-L-A) Link to comment
doggo Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Does the Koala come with brains??? Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Well... it did... but it appears to have already been scooped out... ... tarnation... Link to comment
count tiszula Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Don't read this . anyone; I can't resist showing off again...Yes, the twenty thousand knights were baron;Plurent dels oils li baron chevalier;Encuntre tere se pasment vint milier.ie The Barron Knights now weep from out their een;And twenty thousand faint upon the green. Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 THEY must have found the brains and kidneys...And I'd likely weep from out my een as well if Shiny was on a buttering spree and I was a knobful knight... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Ooh now you want to be careful weeping while Shiny is about.... You never know what might happen.*begins to make pastry* Link to comment
count tiszula Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 You need batter for a toad, not pastry, silly. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 You should never batter pastry. You have to be very gentle. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Anyway, batter is for Mars Bars.Pastry is for Drain and Skidney spy.The toad already has a hole.Get that toaster out! Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Toasted toads and skidney rye!!! Oh yesss... Although... I think you scared Fredrick half to death (he's still missing his hole, you see, and is decidedly un-toasted). I think if we filled what was left of the koala with Mars Bars it could still be slavaged as well... (salivates) Link to comment
doggo Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Ooh now you want to be careful weeping while Shiny is about.... You never know what might happen.*begins to make pastry*Don't listen to Vetinari!Weep away. You can weep against my bosom and sniffle as much as you like. *KRHM*Now excuse me while make a toad-size hole in this koala-kidney pastry. Link to comment
count tiszula Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Look. I've now had two Sainsbury's toads, so I ought to know.And anyway, better than batter is the suet from the kiddleys to make Armstrong-Siddley pudding.Sir Roy Strong would be in his elephant according to the diets on his top reality show; but thenSir Roy StrongNever does wrong.When he wants a womanHe shouts "absit Julia Trevelyan Oman!" Link to comment
chui Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 my toad has a hole? oh no...holy toads!!!!! better i bounce into the kiddle pool of butter to make the batter.... HELP HELP!!!! I CANT SWIM!!!!!*dips a finger in Krain and Bidney poala kie* oh my....yummy....*runs off to the count's for Sainbury's toads and holes of snuff slathered in suet*there once was a koala....who took a notion to holla.... of kiddles and pies...and toads with ties...and brains for the vet...and counts suet...a poet who's mute...and shiny to boot.....of all this he chose to holla...that michevious, devious koala... Link to comment
doggo Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Butter-bathing?Chui, how slippery you are... *sings along* Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 There was a young lady called ChuiDived into the butter all gooeyThen along came a toadWhich dropped in its loadAnd then chui was ewey with pooey Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 There once was a bug from finlandRum butter she licked from a handIf she knew (so obscene)Where the fingers had beenShe'd be wishing the fingers weren't tanned Link to comment
chui Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 how come she gets obscene yet yummy fingers and i get toad POO?!?!?! Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Well it was just what popped into my head......and they're both about the same thing really. *bows down low to Chui's wonderful modness* Ooh is that a kata....... Link to comment
doggo Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 And now I've been subjected to the perils of the brown finger??? NOT FAIR!Let me assist you, Chui! Link to comment
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