chui Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 oh no.... *sniff*.........*sniff*.....i dont think even the sake can save me from this one... im about to be horrible wrong i think.... for of course it would be wrong to snip snuff with a snuffarchduke...but snip i must... and take care of what? *sniff* the snuff?!?! Link to comment
chui Posted May 21, 2008 Author Share Posted May 21, 2008 *SNIFF**croak*(what were you expecting?)and you know...i think we might have scared them all off? Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 It takes more than a snufftoad to scare me....; now, a snuff cow..... Link to comment
chui Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 hmm....let me look under my fluffernutter. i believe i have a black speckled moo-er lying about... not that i'd be trying to scare the count Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I'll be all right as long as I can sniff a cow a day. Link to comment
chui Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 you might need to talk to the vet about that Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I like sniffing; hmmmm; not thrusting my upper arm into..... Link to comment
chui Posted May 29, 2008 Author Share Posted May 29, 2008 well.... im not so sure about that...but i promise the snuff was stolen by the toad. you dont have to check the cow for it... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I like sniffing; hmmmm; not thrusting my upper arm into.....Well you can't beat it on a cold day!And you should watch out.....cows can get very dusty at this time of year! In fact that one you just sniffed looks particularly bad. I'll just.....*sprinkles some washing powder onto cow*For cleaning purposes only of course. Link to comment
chui Posted May 31, 2008 Author Share Posted May 31, 2008 *GLOMP* i missed my wayward vet!!!uh-oh...what be that powder.... should i watch the counts nose? Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Wayward? Me????I should if I were you. Altewrnatively you could insert a match and light the touchpaper Hee hee haa haa........... Link to comment
chui Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 yus you!! your ward is of the way variety! *watches nose intently*hmm.... it snot doing anything.... *inserts a touchpaper and lights a match*oops.... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 ZOMG Chui.....you made the Count explode! And it's taken me 5 days to notice you've blown up his nose. So much mess! Link to comment
chui Posted June 5, 2008 Author Share Posted June 5, 2008 it was only a metter of time... before i got my hands upon his nose... and what a lively set he has... nostrils of course... now then... off to the snuff toads! i think i shall send a few to Shiny... she's been in absentia from the hopping madness!! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 "I've got a ferret sticking up my nose;And what is more it constantly explodes..."Toad and kidney pie for the reference; two toad and kidney pies for whomsoever completes the song; three toad and kidney pies for the tune to which it is sung.... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 *shoves an English Rose to your nose beside the ferret and waits to stand in the way of the explosion* Link to comment
count tiszula Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Thinks...good thing I have an infinite supply of toad and kidney pies.I think that earns an immediate two and a half.And who is this English Rose; unofficial, I trust; one of Swindon's many lovely daughters? Spiritual descendants of Brunel's brain sandwich... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Yum...toad and kidney.....anyone else want a sausage? Which hoop did I miss? Any more for me to jump through?I am smoakin' a faag! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I am taikin some snuff...Here is a pretty hoop; you can bowl it. In fact...[giggle] let me offer you a bowl of hoop. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Snuff? Oi then give us a sniff...Takes bowl and hoops with joy. Link to comment
count tiszula Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 He called for his snuff and he called for his bowl,And he called for his toadjackers three.... Link to comment
chui Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 *stumbles in drunken and debauched with cold medicine, and obsequious views of toadkind and mannerisms*might i have a pinch? a sniffle? Link to comment
Vetinari Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 *hands Chui coffee and chicken soup* Link to comment
chui Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 coffee and chicken soup... *whispers*are they supposed to be in the same bowl like that? *lets the toad taste it first* Link to comment
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