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chui

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Yum! Warm gooey pie!

*attacks with spoon*

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Talking of spoons and William Archibald.....there are a lot of shining wits around this forum.... :twisted:

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You have dealt me a blushing crow.

But to quote another Oxford cleric;

When the pie was all finished, the Owl, as a boon

Was kindly permitted to pocket the spoon;

While the Panther received knife and fork with a growl

And concluded the banquet by....

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Oh dear.

I wonder if it tasted like peasant.

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Peasants taste pleasant,

But of those presently present,

Most were presented

With a present of pheasant.

Peasants taste a good deal better when roasted with pheasant.

And now I've pleasant visions of crow and owl tortière... just like the explorers used to eat, for a certainty.

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Aha.. but suppose the pie was in fact the original pie containing four and twenty blackbirds; or black birds; monstrous crows, or Maltese falcons.

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I suppose explorers would have original pie, would they not?

And monstrous birds call for monstrous spoons... a quiver-full I'd say...

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Well, sir , the shortest farewells are best. Adieu. And to you, Miss O'Shaughnessy, I leave the rara avis on the table as a memento.

Isn't google wonderful?

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Please excuse my inattentiveness. I was just distracted.....I couldn't resist having a nice duck (well half of one anyway). Please carry on.

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but i would most prefer to carry off :twisted:

.....especially a vet, a bug, a poet, a loki and a count. i think i shall....

*bundles you all up and carries you off to a pheasant inpheasted island, full of snuffleberries and tissue trees*

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Mmmmm, snuffleberries it is... (goes quietly). I've some pollen in my pocket should it be needed as well... It's vintage 2006, doffodil, I do believe...

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Hmmm bundled up.......wonder what's happening :naughty:

There's a strange smell......I think it's doffodil.

Hey, did someone lick my nose? :twisted:

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Guest Serenity

Why, Chui, where are you off to with such a big bundle? And could I be mistaken, or did I just hear it sneeze?...and...is that pie I smell?

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Aha! It's Serenity. Welcome to the toadiness thread. May I just say that you're looking perticularly serene tonight. Have you been making new friends or something nice?

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Guest Serenity
Have you been making new friends or something nice?

Hmm....making new friends, or something nice...making new friends, or something nice...Vet, you always ask the hard questions!

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Hard questions from a hard woman!

Don't think you can distract the Vet with that flannel! (although it is a lovely red one)

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Hmm....may I say that your earlobes are looking particularly Chui tonight. Although perhaps I should be Mute on that subject?

Excuse me while I Count the Shiny things in them!

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oh my... im stunned Mute....

oh well....*nibbles serenity's earlobes, while sniffing for pie and pollen*

:yes:

and it might be a rather bumpy bundle... with a sniffle.... :yes:

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Uhh......uhhhh........Tisza! Ah...chui!

Uh.... Stifle.jpg <---mute sneeze

Please excuse me!

I seem to have lost my Serenity.

Was that something Shiny?

*flee*

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:D I've been made into a sneeze....? Oho... ohohoho... Dreams do come true!!!!

(I may not have made any sound, but I was sooooo an allergy sneeze... (winks)).

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