doggo Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Is spanking your cream horn some kind of traditional pastime in your country?Sorry but I'm culturally challenged... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Well personally I just like to put them in my mouth. Spanking would make too much mess. Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I was thinking that; but I suppose it could depend on which end was in your mouth. And anyway, what could be better than a bit of messiness? Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Of course if you put one in your mouth and then someone tickled your nose you could probably achieve maximum messiness!Or you could sneeze on a plateful before handing them round. Especially if there were Counts about. Link to comment
chui Posted May 6, 2008 Author Share Posted May 6, 2008 *holds up plate*by all means....sneeze upon the plateful... and then i shall pass them along.... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I think I may be in need of the snuff toad. Link to comment
chui Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 by all means.... *passes the snuff toad*please...take good care of him...he's fragile... if you scare him, he tends to send out clouds of very sniffly, stuffy, black powder. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 AAAAaaaaarrrrgh! I dropped the snuff toad and he fell into Mewling's cheesecake......I hope he hasn't hurt himself.I'll kiss him better. Link to comment
chui Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 oh no!!!! HELP! HELP!! HEEEEEEEELP!!! he's been dropped!! quick!! does anyone know a Vetinari vetinarian? he needs to be kissed!!! uh-oh... you dont think that'll turn him into a Count? Link to comment
Guest Serenity Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 HELP! HELP!! HEEEEEEEELP!!! he's been dropped!! quick!! does anyone know a Vetinari vetinarian? he needs to be kissed!!!*thinks fast* *kisses Vetinari, a vetinarian, and a vegitarian, just to be on the safe side.* Link to comment
Guest Serenity Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 (or a vegetarian, even!) Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Good grief, where did you find a vegetarian in this thread? *Kisses the snuff toad, just to see what happens* Link to comment
chui Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 *POOF* this really wasnt the kind of Count i had in mind.....*whimpers from underneath Shiny's desk* Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 A gay vampire!Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!*fleas* Link to comment
chui Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 you mean my toad turned vampire is gay?!?!?! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Not the ones who fly in through ladies' bedroom windows. Homosexual toads? Whelks yes, toads no... Link to comment
doggo Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Aren't they usually?A vampire then? I so wished it would have turned into a snuffprince... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Actually it was a snuffprince. I was hiding him under my fleece. Here he is....just for you.... Link to comment
chui Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 *MEEEEP*now wait just a darn minute here! you're hiding my gaytoadturnedsnuffprince under your fleece and then giving him to Shiny!?!?!?! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 hmmm...under your neusslijmvlies, I assume. What about a snuffarchduke? Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Phwoar...those snuffarchdukes are the business! Have you got one about you? Link to comment
chui Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 i havent! but im surely going to look into it! where would i go about procuring his snuffieness? Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Here's one I made earlier. Look I put snuff EVERYWHERE! Take care won't you???? Link to comment
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