Vetinari Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Not just ANY sneeze either. You're one of mine! Link to comment
chui Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 *POUNCE*(i refuse to apologize, or seem in any way repentant...after all you had a very yummy mute allergic sneeze) Link to comment
Guest Serenity Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 If a Vetinari sneezes mutely in the forest....does it have an accent? Link to comment
doggo Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 *stumbles in*Ouch! I just tripped over something that must be Vetinari's mighty accent! Just looking at it strikes me mute! Mind if I... fondled it? Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Why? Does it look like Count de Tisza's bum? Link to comment
doggo Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Why? Does it look like Count de Tisza's bum?Oh sorry, sorry! I didn't mean to intrude. Of course, some things are unfondlable. Link to comment
The Mute Poet Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 (Tingles at having been fondled thoroughly) - ooooooo!!!! I've gotten to be a Vetinari sneeze AND an exotic accent in the space of two days!?!?!?! This thread will soon be creeping into my dreams...(Writes name across wall in snuff...) "If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it..." Link to comment
chui Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 Of course, some things are unfondlable. really? i've yet to find anything that was not snuffable, accentable and fondleable.... and that must be some accent, for to be stumbled upon! Link to comment
Guest Serenity Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Smexy doesn't begin to cover it...but this will!!!(throws big blanket over Vetinari's accent) Link to comment
chui Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 HAHAHAHA!!!! i do hope that wasn't a wool blanket... i might have an allergy, if it gets too close.... Link to comment
doggo Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Oooh no! Someone covered Vetinari's smexy, poetic, unfondlable (well that's still being disputed) accent! I lost my view to paradise... I wonder if there's a hole in the blanket... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 HMmmmfff. Fmmmt tfd fttttt.....? Aha!*Throws off blanket*Riiight......who did that????? Link to comment
doggo Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 An undercover accent was uncovered! How exciting! Worth of coverage! *covers accent with whipped cream* Link to comment
Guest Serenity Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Aha!*Throws off blanket*Riiight......who did that????? *meekly raises a hand*T'was I. Your accent was exposed, and it's chilly out. We wouldn't want it to catch cold now, would we? *licks off some whiped cream accents from the accent* Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 T'was I. Your accent was exposed, and it's chilly out. We wouldn't want it to catch cold now, would we? We wouldn't?????Why? Oh and whiped cream had two peas last time I looked.*fleas* Link to comment
Guest Serenity Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 (as in, my sarcasm, btw) Pass the peas, hold the whipped cream! Link to comment
chui Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 Your accent was exposed*MEEEEEP*(covers eyes) *peeks between fingers**nibbles on both peas*this seems a bit creamy.... count? have you been playing around again with the spoons? Link to comment
doggo Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Exposed accents, pea-licking and spoonplay??? RAUNCHY!!! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I've been playing the spoons as part of a three-piece variety act [ the others being a ukelele and a bass drum with cymbals attached].Our big hit is "When I'm whipping that cream". Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 My big hit is "When I'm fondling your bum whipping your ass" oooh look at the scared expression ---> Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Naughty Patrician! My big whipping is "When I hit your assassin..." Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 with what are you hitting my assassin? Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 With a cream whip , dear Lisa, dear Lisa , cream whip...Il fallait bien que je l'assassinasse, ton assassin. Link to comment
chui Posted May 5, 2008 Author Share Posted May 5, 2008 whip away, oh whip away, oh noblest amongst Counts.and fear not the cream of the bum! nor snuff of the toads,nor mute poets, or shiny bugs, or those of the serene persuasion, or the suki that is lokiwhip away, whip away, oh noblest amongst Counts. Link to comment
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