#fetishproblems

[Chanel_no5]

1 minute ago, SleepingPhlox said:

Like when the stationery salesman comes in when you're reading this super hot stuff about nasal obstruction and you try to be chill but you're sure you're all like "HI NO WE'RE GOOD FOR PAPER FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN I AM BEHAVING COMPLETELY NORMALLY OKAY GO AWAY NOW BYE" Because welcome to my afternoon.

 "Fellow normal human"!!  But the good part is that you can basically read porn in public and it seems like you're only interested in the medical field. ^^ That is, if you're able to keep from blushing, sweating and giggling, of course. Good luck with the rest of the afternoon...  

 

[Winged]

When your friend is sneezing a ton and you can't ask what's wrong without feeling TOTALLY AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSED even though it's completely normal to inquire about someone's health.

[D-DOG]

On 1/16/2017 at 4:13 AM, CeruleanBlue said:

When your crush sneezes (like, three times), but you don't realize it was him until he thanks someone for blessing him, and you're just like, "... WHY WAS I FACING THE WRONG WAY. WHY."

That's so true!! 

[Sophie<3]

When you love this one song from La La Land, but won't ever be able to show it to anyone else because it contains The Word!  

(Also, I can hardly describe the secret agony I experienced in the movie theater at that line. I totally saw it coming because the line right before it was "The water was freezing" and there was only one rhyme to logically follow that, but there was nothing I could do. I had to suffer through it in silence. Oh, the horror.)

[Nas]

1 hour ago, Sophie<3 said:

When you love this one song from La La Land, but won't ever be able to show it to anyone else because it contains The Word!  

(Also, I can hardly describe the secret agony I experienced in the movie theater at that line. I totally saw it coming because the line right before it was "The water was freezing" and there was only one rhyme to logically follow that, but there was nothing I could do. I had to suffer through it in silence. Oh, the horror.)

THIS^

 

When you get sick and your mind hits the "panic" button. 

[I love Alan Rickman]

When you're looking forward to your music lesson with your inspiration for the instrument and fantasize a week beforehand (and every day leading up to it from then on) what it would be like if they sneezed during it. #fetishproblems

 

When Apple released that sneeze emoji a while back (?) and you just hope to God that no one will ever use it in one of your chats cause you know you'll get all awkward and not know what to say, especially because your "Send Read Receipts" is on. #runonsentences #fetishproblems

 

When you're trying to think of ideas for regular stories or fanfictions to write but can only think of fetish-related ideas. #fetishproblems

 

When your favorite teacher from elementary school was very sneezy and always stifled, and the young fetishy you wrote her a little note saying why she shouldn't stifle her sneezes. Then you see her again in middle school and can't help but hope she completely forgot about that thing that you totally regret now and hope she didn't get any ideas that you might have a fetish. #fetishproblems

Edited January 23, 2017 by I love Alan Rickman

[Subtly Clashing Wishes]

5 hours ago, I love Alan Rickman said:

When Apple released that sneeze emoji

I LOVE that emoji. It makes me laugh.  

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

7 hours ago, Sophie<3 said:

When you love this one song from La La Land, but won't ever be able to show it to anyone else because it contains The Word!  

(Also, I can hardly describe the secret agony I experienced in the movie theater at that line. I totally saw it coming because the line right before it was "The water was freezing" and there was only one rhyme to logically follow that, but there was nothing I could do. I had to suffer through it in silence. Oh, the horror.)

There's a song by Ingrid Michaelson that used to be on the music piped into the department store I worked at.  Though it never mentions "the word" she sings basically about fluffy caretaking her partner and anytime I heard it I'd get this ridiculous grin which I'd try to hide and fight off blushing (again so people wouldn't ask me). I loved hearing the song but LORD I would get embarrassed.

Edited January 24, 2017 by Kaze wo Hiku

[gingerdean]

When you look back at a few of the first fics you ever wrote, and criiinge at the way you spelled your sneezes   Lol, who knew sneeze spellings were such an acquired artform.

[Prongs]

On 1/26/2017 at 11:43 AM, gingerdean said:

When you look back at a few of the first fics you ever wrote, and criiinge at the way you spelled your sneezes   Lol, who knew sneeze spellings were such an acquired artform.

BAHAHAHAHA, this!

When you and your mom go to visit your grandparents, and they ask where your brother is and your mom explains in vivid detail that he's had a cold, tells them about all of his symptoms and you just want to die in a hole  

[Random]

when your husband sneezes and now you're too turned on to do the hours of work you have before monday #fetishproblems #sundayblues

[CeruleanBlue]

When you want to post something fetish-y here, but you're still afraid that someone you know will somehow come across it and know it's you. 

[CeruleanBlue]

When someone is sneezing, and you're conflicted between watching and forcing yourself to look away, because, hahah, yeah, you totally don't care -- it's just sneezing, why would you want to watch that?

[I love Alan Rickman]

6 hours ago, CeruleanBlue said:

When you want to post something fetish-y here, but you're still afraid that someone you know will somehow come across it and know it's you. 

Exactly! I even got self-conscious about saying that by quoting you!  

 

When you're seeing someone (who's decently famous as well as awesome) over Skype soon, you know they're ill, and you just wish you could physically be there instead of just Skyping, not only because they inspire you a lot, but you also just want to cuddle up with them during their days being sick to comfort them as well as since you secretly want a much higher chance of seeing them sneeze...Right now, screw the possibility of getting sick, I just want to chill and possibly get a sneeze for once! #fetishproblems #morerunonsentences

Edited January 30, 2017 by I love Alan Rickman

[MysteryGirl]

7 hours ago, CeruleanBlue said:

When someone is sneezing, and you're conflicted between watching and forcing yourself to look away, because, hahah, yeah, you totally don't care -- it's just sneezing, why would you want to watch that?

I think this might actually be the story of my life right here, and probably that of other fetishists because holy crud that's accurate. Especially that last part  It's a constant battle against myself half the time for looking and not looking arghhh.

[I love Alan Rickman]

7 hours ago, MysteryGirl said:

I think this might actually be the story of my life right here, and probably that of other fetishists because holy crud that's accurate. Especially that last part  It's a constant battle against myself half the time for looking and not looking arghhh.

I second that so much! 

Edited January 30, 2017 by I love Alan Rickman

[CeruleanBlue]

12 hours ago, MysteryGirl said:

I think this might actually be the story of my life right here, and probably that of other fetishists because holy crud that's accurate. Especially that last part  It's a constant battle against myself half the time for looking and not looking arghhh.

Plus, like, one sneeze -- sure, that's just a quick glance, who cares? Multiple sneezes, that can be past the limit of "oh, I'm just a normal person looking over for no particular reason."

 

When someone cute is sick, and you're conflicted between the equivalent of giggling and getting popcorn or "aw, no, you okay, though? Poor -whoever-."

When someone is sick and has the most adorable voice ever, ESPECIALLY WHEN THANKING SOMEONE FOR BLESSING THEM, and you're just like, "... *INTERNALLY DYING  ... but trying to not have any visible reaction* ...  ................"

[CeruleanBlue]

When you're still daydreaming about a few times when your crush sneezed and it was particularly adorable, and it's been, like, 2+ weeks but you're still not over it.

When you're on the forum and someone comes into the room, and suddenly your laptop is a frisbee and it's out the window, and you accidentally knock everything over and fall on your face, and you just look up at them like, "HIIII. I. Am. A. Normal. Person. "

When too many of your fantasies have to do with sneezing.

When you're supposed to bless people in Spanish in Spanish class, and you're a bit overeager yet shy. Plus, it only goes up to sneezing three times in a row, and in class (though it's never happened), four is supposed to be (in Spanish), something like, "Wow! There are many sneezes!" AND THAT AIN'T HAPPENING. UH-UH. ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE FORGOT ABOUT IT AND I HAVE TO EXPLAIN. NOPE.

[D-DOG]

When you find it really sexy to make out with someone who is sick but you still don't want to become sick on your own because you have much stuff to do #fetishproblems

[I love Alan Rickman]

When you're at school and everyone around you (including most of the teachers) is sick, and even though you're trying not to get sick yourself since you're really busy, you can't help but secretly enjoy every single moment of the cute boy (with the best nose ever) behind you sneezing while you try your best to act normal. #fetishproblems

 

Also...

 

When you induce while everyone else is home with you since you think you'll be able to quiet it, but even though you expect it, it still catches you off-guard. Then you think to yourself, "NOPE! I didn't just sneeze. No, I'm not inducing or anything...Heheh...No, it was just in your head. I'm just a normal person in this home. Ha...ha....ha...(Dang, I should've been more aware)" #fetishproblems #nothinghappened

Edited January 31, 2017 by I love Alan Rickman

[David]

On 1/29/2017 at 11:47 PM, CeruleanBlue said:

When you want to post something fetish-y here, but you're still afraid that someone you know will somehow come across it and know it's you. 

This is really interesting to me...I almost look at it like a dare.  I mean, odds are nobody I'll ever know will be on here, but if they are...what, are they just going to come out and call me out?  They'd probably be more embarrassed about it than I would be!  Haha, I dunno it's kinda fascinating for me.

[CeruleanBlue]

On January 31, 2017 at 3:04 PM, David said:

This is really interesting to me...I almost look at it like a dare.  I mean, odds are nobody I'll ever know will be on here, but if they are...what, are they just going to come out and call me out?  They'd probably be more embarrassed about it than I would be!  Haha, I dunno it's kinda fascinating for me.

I alternate between thinking that way and being terrified of posting anything because I think someone's going to find it and tell everyone I know.

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

When even though you don't post a darn thing fetish related on FB but yet your algorithm sponsors are allergy ads and it's uncomfortable to scroll past. #fetishproblems 

[I love Alan Rickman]

When your favorite YouTuber may be singing "Fools Who Dream" from La La Land in the future for their channel and you're really excited but nervous at the same time since you know you'll only be able to play it on your own or else you'll probably show some fetishy reaction when the word is said. #fetishproblems

[Squadilah]

When you want to sit at the back of the lecture hall to catch all the good sneezes but your non-sneeze fetish friends want to sit at the front and there's no way you could ever convince them #fetishproblems