#fetishproblems

[Anonymouse]

Being in a treatment meeting where the staff are discussing the child's seasonal allergies and symptoms at length...  #fetishproblems 

[SleepingPhlox]

When the forum url is always in your history and you just need to type s-n-e to get the address to pop up but in your haste you more often than not press enter before you highlight the address so you just end up googling stock results for Sony Corp and you do this so freaking often that you are straight up, no joke, seriously just considering buying stock in Sony Corp since you're apparently so obsessed with checking how it's performing. #fetishproblems #oristhisjustmethen

[Nas]

When you see a picture of your friend and his eyes look slightly puffy and you immediately start thinking OMG DOES HE HAVE ALLERGIES BC THAT'D BE SO COOL. And then you can't concentrate all day. #fetishproblems

[MysteryGirl]

When you wait for marketing class, specifically so you can see the cute guy directly in front of you (best view ever ugh) sneeze. Oh yeah, and then hear him say 'thanks/thank you' in the cutest way you've ever heard after he's blessed. And then being lost throughout the rest of class  

#fetishproblems

[CeruleanBlue]

On 4/23/2017 at 3:01 PM, MysteryGirl said:

When you wait for marketing class, specifically so you can see the cute guy directly in front of you (best view ever ugh) sneeze. Oh yeah, and then hear him say 'thanks/thank you' in the cutest way you've ever heard after he's blessed. And then being lost throughout the rest of class  

#fetishproblems

I agree with this so much. Especially when you've learned that the cute guy has allergies, and that day is a really bad allergy day for him and he's been sneezing all class every class you have with him.

[Sneesee]

When your guy/crush/person of interest/etc. calls you, and tells you he is feeling sniffly today, that he thinks he might be catching something, because he is also congested. And even though he is off, and you are too, you won't be seeing each other because he is out visiting his parents, and so you spend the rest of your day thinking about him and all of the fetishy goodness you are probably gonna miss. #fetishproblems

[riyona_ebooks]

I feel like this can apply to nearly all fetishes instead of sneezing,but...

When literally the only forums for your fetish are geared mostly towards sharing female content. #fetishproblems #iwantmydudes

[Chanel_no5]

When you've been so excited for allergy season to finally start but it keeps raining and snowing and the only person you meet who's complaining about allergies is your own mom.  #fetishproblems

 

10 minutes ago, Ice Cream Boii said:

When literally the only forums for your fetish are geared mostly towards sharing female content. #fetishproblems #iwantmydudes

Well, I think the majority of new fetish fics posted are male at least. I rarely even bother to check the story forums anymore for that exact reason. *shrug*

 

[ukrsneeze]

When you give your phone to your friend and it's full of sneezing requests everywhere

[I love Alan Rickman]

When you need to use your phone in school to search something up for your group, and you were last on this website, so when you open Safari, it's in private mode on here. Then you have to rush to get out of this tab as soon as possible and just hope to God that no one noticed you were on here. (Now I'm going to make sure I exit out of this every time after I'm done here) #fetishproblems

Edited May 2, 2017 by I love Alan Rickman

[I love Alan Rickman]

When you drew a sneeze drawing a while back and hid it in a very secret spot. Then you search for it where you swear you put it and can't find it. Then you hope to God no one finds it if they haven't already and that if they already had that they didn't suspect anything even though it's pretty difficult not to discover that with how much there was to it #fetishproblems

Edited May 14, 2017 by I love Alan Rickman

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

When you meet a new neighbor who is quite sniffly and during your conversion her breath hitches and she sneezes twice. Then talks about how allergies are bothering her from all the stuff going on in the neighborhood and you're just......yeaaahhhhhhhh. #fetishproblems

Edited May 17, 2017 by Kaze wo Hiku

[Melody]

When you stay at a house with a bunch of people for a week and are literally never alone so the mental block stops you from sneezing even though you have allergies  then the second you get home you're finally alone so the mental block unblocks itself and you start sneezing like crazy  #fetishproblems

[I love Alan Rickman]

11 hours ago, Melody said:

When you stay at a house with a bunch of people for a week and are literally never alone so the mental block stops you from sneezing even though you have allergies  then the second you get home you're finally alone so the mental block unblocks itself and you start sneezing like crazy  #fetishproblems

I second this but with a mission trip!! We were there for quite a while and in the dustiest room ever. I could feel I needed to sneeze for so long from my allergies, but it just wouldn't come out because of my mental block! And my leader was sneezing like crazy from her allergies. I was thinking, "Please give me your sneeziness just for one time so I can get this over with!!" Then when I got home and was alone, I started sneezing my head off.  Definitely a relatable fetish problem!

[tmbum3370]

When you're out of town with your SO and don't want to spend too much time in different rooms in the odd chance you might miss one of their amazing sneezes #fetishproblems

[CeruleanBlue]

Getting placebo-ish symptoms after reading a lot of sickfics. Am I the only one who gets this? Like, sometimes I get sniffly if I read a ton of sickfics, even though I wasn't sick and didn't have allergies or any other reason for it.

[Chanel_no5]

When you realise that other people aren't as aware of the symptoms of allergies as you are, and someone is at a complete loss why their throat is itching so much and they sound like they have a cold without feeling sick. So instead of actually helping (because it's too embarrassing to say the word "allergy" in public), you secretly label them idiots for not being able to diagnose such an obvious condition, especially at the the height of allergy season.  #fetishproblems #beingabadperson

[blowlovinaspiegurl]

6 minutes ago, Chanel_no5 said:

When you realise that other people aren't as aware of the symptoms of allergies as you are, and someone is at a complete loss why their throat is itching so much and they sound like they have a cold without feeling sick. So instead of actually helping (because it's too embarrassing to say the word "allergy" in public), you secretly label them idiots for not being able to diagnose such an obvious condition, especially at the the height of allergy season.  #fetishproblems #beingabadperson

The allergic people in my circle know about it. My dad, our pastor's wife and son have all talked about allergies. And even in my past, like school I don't remember anyone having allergies and not knowing. My third grade teacher knew about her allergies. #notarelatableproblemforme  #myproblemshavemoretodowiththisforumandmysneezefic

[Chanel_no5]

4 hours ago, blowlovinaspiegurl said:

The allergic people in my circle know about it. My dad, our pastor's wife and son have all talked about allergies. And even in my past, like school I don't remember anyone having allergies and not knowing. My third grade teacher knew about her allergies. #notarelatableproblemforme  #myproblemshavemoretodowiththisforumandmysneezefic

I do understand it's probably not the first thing that comes to a person's mind when they're almost 50 and never had allergies before. Still, it's baffling to me how anyone can NOT think of allergies with above mentioned symptoms. It's someone I like but I'm not interested in from a fetishy point of view, so I could have just said "sounds like allergies, try an antihistamine and see if it helps", but alas, I can't talk about that in public, so... she'll just have to suffer until she figures it out herself, I guess.  

 

When you can't quite tell if that actor actually DOES sound congested, so you play the same scene over and over again until you realise how weird it is and start to question how you turned out like this in the first place...   #fetishproblems #personalitycrisis

 

Edited June 1, 2017 by Chanel_no5

[Sophie<3]

1 hour ago, Chanel_no5 said:

I do understand it's probably not the first thing that comes to a person's mind when they're almost 50 and never had allergies before. Still, it's baffling to me how anyone can NOT think of allergies with above mentioned symptoms. It's someone I like but I'm not interested in from a fetishy point of view, so I could have just said "sounds like allergies, try an antihistamine and see if it helps", but alas, I can't talk about that in public, so... she'll just have to suffer until she figures it out herself, I guess.  

I realize this is probably going to sound ridiculous, but... allergies weren't really on my radar until I joined this forum at age 15 or whatever it was. At least not the type of allergies that we like. I had a lot of intolerances as a child that gave me rashes and stuff, and my mom used to refer to them as my "allergies" (technically, they were intolerances, not allergies, I believe, but whatever), so when I heard "allergies", I mostly only thought of skin rashes. Until, of course, I joined this forum.  

Oh, and now I feel like I have to stay on-topic for this thread, so... When you're sick and want to spend lots of time around your boyfriend because you love every small moment of concern and caretaking and every forehead feel so very much, but you also don't want to spend lots of time around him because you'd feel super guilty if you got him sick... #fetishproblems #thestruggle

[FadedRose]

That moment when you're sitting in your room with the door shut and you're almost 100% sure that the only person home with you is asleep in her basement, so you sneeze and don't stifle at all, and right after the sneeze is overwith, your brother is right outside your bedroom door asking you a question. THEN THAT FEELING WHEN YOU REALIZE HE COMPLETELY HEARD YOU SNEEZE. #cringe #fetishproblems

[SleepingPhlox]

Under no circumstances should a company be allowed to name itself Mycold like what the hell I hear that and then I'm too distracted to deal with you and then if you work there at least speak clearly on the phone so I don't have to ask you to repeat it and then hear it said slowly and then spelled out. SLOWLY.  Can't be sitting here listening to you get that dirty with my boss standing there! NSFW man!!! I'm here to work not hear this word porn. #fetishproblems #yesthisisarealcompanyandthishappened

[Sneezelover1214]

My crush trying to hold back sneezes during a test and I couldnt focus at all #fetish problems

 

[I love Alan Rickman]

When you won't be seeing your role model you chat with over Skype every week for a month because of conflicting schedules with vacations, and then the NEXT DAY you look at them on the video post they put on Instagram that day and notice they look on the start of a cold, their nose twitching a few times with their mouth open as if they're breathing through their mouth since their nose is stuffed up. Then you get so annoyed when they livestream when you're not awake that day and probably won't again in the time where they may be sick...  #fetishproblems

[gingerdean]

When you're at a baseball game, and it's between innings, and the team mascot is up on the screen doing various dance moves and encouraging everyone to dance along... And the next thing you know, the entire stadium starts dabbing