retrofan191 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I appear in the form of a psychological manifestation of a deeply rooted personal demon. your surrendering of the cheese to me is deeply symbolic of your ability to move on from a personal struggle. I fade out of existence due to the negative element being removed from your psyche. now I have the cheese. Link to comment
Bondi Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 *takes anti-psychotic medication to get rid of the above psychological delusion and now has cheese* Link to comment
Hibiscus Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Shouts, "You're eggplant Parmesan has defrosted!" Then takes the cheese from the unsuspecting Bondi, and EATS IT. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I kick Mento in the stomach and she throws up the cheese, which is PERFECTLY INTACT AND NOT GROSS OKAY. Now I have the cheese.I appear in the form of a psychological manifestation of a deeply rooted personal demon. your surrendering of the cheese to me is deeply symbolic of your ability to move on from on from a personal struggle. I fade out of existence due to the negative element being removed from your psyche. now I have the cheese.This is why I freaking love you, retro.ETA: Goshdurn it VoOs.*kicks her in the stomach too*Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I dance around you and wave my arms like a chicken, taking the cheese. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I trip you down some stairs. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 A wild Awko appears!Awko uses Aearial Ace!Now she has the cheese. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I hand you a note that states "There is a bomb in the cheese." You surrender the cheese to me. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I show you a kitten video and take the cheese when you are distracted. Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Throws pokeball at Awko.Then tackles. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 BEN appears in your copy of Majora's Mask and takes the cheese from you. BEN gives it to me. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Jeff the Killer stabs you. Now he has the cheese, then I chloroform him and now I have the cheese! (that's creepy because BEN has shown up in my game copy before. No joke. O.O) Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Smiledog.jpg appears in your inbox. I take the cheese as you pass it on. Beat that! Link to comment
March Hare Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 This is not the cheese you're looking for.You will give me the cheese.Now I have the cheese. May the cheese be with me. Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 (dangnabit Awko! lol)I slice your right hand off with my lightsaber while saying,"I AM your father." While you lapse into a frenzied paranoia,I take the cheese. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I fire a Bat-graple, which I stole from Batgirl while I was writing about her, at the cheese and it latches on. I yank it out of your hand. I have the cheese! Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I spray you with Joker's laughing gas and while you double over laughing, I take the cheese. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
SneezyRae Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I shoot you with my Nerf bow and start a Nerf war. In the Nerf frenzy I capture the cheese whilst you are distractedNow I have the cheese Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I SPRAY you with my Super Soaker so the cheese falls out of your hand! I have the cheese. Link to comment
zneeze Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I spam the board so hard with posts about flu-like symptoms, that it bumps down your cheese. I have the cheese. Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I arm wrestle you for the cheese and win! Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I make a claim to fix any problematic habits you may have through hypnosis. You volunteer and I place you under a hypnotic trance. While under, I plant a suggestion that you to hand over any cheese you may have in your current possession to the nearest person in your physical area whenever you hear a sneeze. I then wake you up and escort you outside, where the sun triggers my photic reflex and suddenly you find yourself giving me the cheese as I try to stifle a maniacal laugh. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Kiwifruit Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I flirt with you outrageously until, totally taken by my charms, you ask me out and I accept. We have a fantastic time and soon hardly a day goes by without us seeing each other. After a whirlwind six months, you propose and we are wed the next spring. The years pass and we grow older. Sometimes we fight, as every couple does, but we never go to bed angry and we remain the best of friends and devoted partners. Eventually, you peacefully die in your sleep at the ripe old age of 92. Of course, in your will you left everything to me soooo....I now have the cheese Link to comment
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