squealofapproval Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I visit your mansion, trip on a cleverly placed banana, and sue you for the cheese. I have the cheese. Link to comment
March Hare Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I offer to house-sit for you while you go on vacation. When you return, there is no cheese in the fridge. I have the cheese! (Upside: the house-sit is free.) Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I bring you a huge birthday cake ( ) and when you're focused on blowing out all the candles, I sneak away with the cheese. Now I have the cheese!! (but you have a cake...) Link to comment
Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I make you some pancakes, scrambled eggs, and bacon, and bring you a surprise breakfast in bed. While you are eating my delicious home-cooked meal, I go back down to your fridge to get you some orange juice to wash it down with, and I pocket the cheese while I'm in there. Now I have the cheese! By the way,I flirt with you outrageously until, totally taken by my charms, you ask me out and I accept. We have a fantastic time and soon hardly a day goes by without us seeing each other. After a whirlwind six months, you propose and we are wed the next spring. The years pass and we grow older. Sometimes we fight, as every couple does, but we never go to bed angry and we remain the best of friends and devoted partners. Eventually, you peacefully die in your sleep at the ripe old age of 92. Of course, in your will you left everything to me soooo....I now have the cheese I laughed so hard at this. Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Knocks on door disguised as a door to door salesperson. While you admire my large collection of vacuums, I snag the cheese.Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
jano Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 I planted a metal pin in the cheese, and whip out my comically huge magnet, pulling the cheese to me. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
MoonDuck Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 I send a clever mouse after you to get the cheese for me, after training him well through a series of small, cardboard mazes, and he obediently brings it to me. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
Kiwifruit Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 As everyone knows, Moon Ducks are terribly afraid of Sun Ducks. I train a fleet of Sun Ducks to black belts in every known martial art and command them to relieve you of the cheese. The operation proceeds without a hitch and you flee in terror as my Sun Ducks deliver the cheese back to me.I now have the cheese. Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 I hack into your computer and implant a Trojan horse software that will only uninstall if you give me the cheese. You struggle on and off with giving it to me but finally surrender. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 I start the Great Fire of London. And thence to Mr Pepys's house. where I mark in his garden that he has digged a hole and buried in it his whole Parmesan lest it be looted by the mob. The Pepyses depart for the South Bank. As a thief on the night I creep in and dig it up. And now....now....Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
SneezyRae Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I bake a rather delicious lemon cake which you find much more delicious than cheese so happily give it up. Now I have the cheese Link to comment
PetalPunk Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I've never played this game, mind if I give it a try?I 'accidently' push your delicious cake in your face Now I have the cheese Link to comment
Jorm Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I have strewn the floor with marbles, now I have the cheese. Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 You suddenly become lactose intolerant and no longer want the cheese. I happen to be passing by.Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I turn you into a wheel of cheese using a magic spell. Now I have two cheeses. Link to comment
Snufaleeze Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I I distract you with pizza while I take the two cheese's, eat one of them , and now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 1. I spread mustard on 9 slices of balogna.2. I build an elaborate machine containing no less than 34 moving rods, 26 gears, a hamster, a face made out of Lego, and a slinky.3. ??????4. I have the cheese! Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I fake choking on the bologna and while you perform the Heimlich,I chloroform you and steal the cheese. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
tenderwarrior Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I take you into your living room, distract you with cheese pamphlets and steal the cheese. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I hook you on a popular British tv show and offer you the cheese in return for a box set with all the episodes and how they made them. You're welcome. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
SneezyRae Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I scatter lego over your bedroom floor. When you wake in the morning you stand on it dropping the cheese because of the excruciating pain. Now I have the cheese Link to comment
squealofapproval Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I build a Lego castle around you using the Legos on my floor and use a grappling hook to grab the cheese. Haha! Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I crash through the wall dressed as the Kool-Aide man and yell "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!" and in the frenzy, I grab the cheese. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I grab a straw and drink all the Kool-Aid out of your costume. Now with nothing but a transparent pitcher covering your tenders, you run out of the room to find some clothes, dropping the cheese in the process. I pick it up, now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Jorm Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I engage you a discussion of metaphysical philosophy leading you to question the very existence of cheese. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
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