SneezyHolmes Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I grab your leg and yank you down,crawl over you,and snag the cheese. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
CHOCOLATE <3 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I grab your leg and yank you down,crawl over you,and snag the cheese. Now I have the cheese!...I see how it is. I hit you with a tennis racket, and then jump in the Tardis with the cheese, and the Doctor whisks me away to another time era Link to comment
ElegantEgotist Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 After my assassination, a small group of my right-wing followers preserved my body for hundreds of years. When I sense the cheese's presence again I reanimate as a zombie, and I chase you and the Doctor down many long hallways. In a panic you drop the cheese and I grab it. I have the cheese! Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I panic as my horrid fear of zombies kick in,so I hit you over the head with a frying pan and steal the cheese. Now I have the cheese~Also lol CHOCOLATE<3 Link to comment
SneezyP Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 You only had the ability to call the fires of Hell because of a deal you made with me. And as you must know by now, Magic always comes at a price, Dearie. I'll take the cheese as payment. I have the Cheese! I guess it's a little late to point this out - but we already have a user named Satan and you're not him. Also, I didn't actually have the cheese for you to take it from me as a payment, if you'd read my post... Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I use my Admin powers to change everyone's display names. In the ensuing confusion and mayhem I rid the place of zombies and also snag the cheese. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Merc_With_A_Mouth_69 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 You only had the ability to call the fires of Hell because of a deal you made with me. And as you must know by now, Magic always comes at a price, Dearie. I'll take the cheese as payment. I have the Cheese!I guess it's a little late to point this out - but we already have a user named Satan and you're not him. Also, I didn't actually have the cheese for you to take it from me as a payment, if you'd read my post... Yeah, I realised that just as I posted, and I can't edit yet, so I hoped no one would notice... Also, I was pretending to be Rumplestiltskin, as portrayed by Robert Carlyle on Once Upon a Time. HahaAdditionally, I quickly learn the new display names, and find out who has the cheese. I practice my pick-pocketing skills and deftly steal away with cheese in hand. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I pull an Assassin's Creed double pickpocket and snag the cheese and flee. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
gryffin Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 No you haven't.Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I perform a parlor magic and trick you into thinking you have the cheese when you actually don't. I have the cheese! Link to comment
Snufaleeze Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I send you on a trip to Croatia making you think your going to have a fun time, but when I'm helping you pack, I steal the cheese! You can't get it back now because you're in Croatia! Ha! I have the cheese! Link to comment
Geist Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I show you pictures of yourself that have been photoshopped to look like a frightening cross between Beyonce and Kanye West. You are so horrified that you drop the cheese and now? The cheese is mine! Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I show you a worse picture of you that resembles Justin Beiber,Harry Styles,and Nicki Minaj. You scream and flee,dropping the cheese. I now have the cheese! Link to comment
Scandinavius Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I trade you some mind bleach for the cheese. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
Paul Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Sudo give me the cheeseNow I have the cheese Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I am not Unix-based, your sudo doesn't work on me. I show you a picture of a Windows computer and while you start talking about Linux and Apple, I snag the cheese and run away. Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I stand around the corner and trip you,stealing the cheese as you fall. Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Wildwood Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 True to my location, I am behind you; therefore, when you turn to run away, I shout "BOO!" and snatch the cheese from your hands. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Look, there is Maleficent. With glasses. And she's about to sneeze.*waits until DB turns to stare**gently removes cheese from DB's hands**runs away cackling wildly*I have the cheese!!! Link to comment
Scandinavius Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Being excited about having the chese you don't notice where you put your feet and fall into my pit-trap of cheese stealing, stuck in a net a couple of meters down you watch as the cheese falls into the dark below. It land safely, I grab it and all that is heard at the top is a faint echo, "I have the cheese!" Link to comment
ElegantEgotist Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I grab you in a very affectionate bear-hug, squishing your arms to your sides. The hug lasts so long and it's so awkward that you eventually lose your grip on the cheese and it falls to the floor. I release you, grab the cheese and run while you recover.Now I have the cheese! Link to comment
Bungee Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 As I have been waiting underground for the right moment, I dig up from the ground and shock you into fainting. I grab the cheese and yell "NOW I HAVE THE CHEESE!" Link to comment
Wildwood Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I swoop down from high above, startling you into dropping the cheese. I grab it up and prance away.Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
gryffin Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You're so happy you crash into a lamppost mid-prance and drop the cheese.Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
Bungee Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I bring out my cheese whistle and blow it, the cheese drawn to it's melody, comes to me. Now I have the cheese. Link to comment
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