Sneezy Dean Variety Pack (Supernatural, M)

[swann_ee_song]

I really want to know how you do it.

How you keep your balance between dialogue, description and characterisation.

If you have any tricks of the trade you feel like divulging... I'm all eyes....

[telltale]

Fainting!Dean!!! Be still my heart.

This was LOVELY.

[Lady Blessington]

i LOVE when the strong person in a relationship (romantic, family, or otherwise) is the one who gets sick! these Dean stories just about turn me into a puddle of goo!

Totally. It's like the others have to fight to get them to soak up some love.

Yay goo! Thanks!

Wonderful as always

Thank you ma'am!

Aw, how sweet!

Dean, Sam and h/c is OT3!

Lovely works! ^^

Kinky.

Thanks so much!

I really want to know how you do it.

How you keep your balance between dialogue, description and characterisation.

If you have any tricks of the trade you feel like divulging... I'm all eyes....

*blushes*

I think the one piece of advice that's stuck with me the most is something my creative writing teacher told me in high school - "Show, don't tell." Have you heard that one? So instead of saying, "Dean was very tired," you can show Dean's tired by saying, "Dean yawned and rubbed his eyes."

Thank you so much!

Fainting!Dean!!! Be still my heart.

This was LOVELY.

I know. There needs to be more of him in the world.

Thanks so much!

(edited for suckage reduction purposes:)

Dean slaps his palms over his nostrils, eyebrows shooting up.

"Really?"

Slit-eyed, Dean nods, chest spastically inflating. He freezes, then exhales, flushing.

"Did you take the...?"

"I took it, OK?" Dean rubs his red nose with a napkin and wetly blows.

"Do you need to like, lie down or something?"

"HHH... h-huh. Seriously?"

"God. You're like a volcano of snot. I'm taking you back."

"The hell you hhhH-HHH-hiiiihh..." White tissues flutter.

"That's quite the cold, man."

"HEH-TZSHGKHH! TSHSHCHKHFH! HUSH-SHHHSHOOO!"

"Wow. Bless you."

"Sab, terd aroudd!" Dean paws the glovebox. "Just, where's the freakigg asprid?"

"Beside your bed."

"I hate you."

[obsessed]

I love the way you write, and the character interaction between Dean and Sam seems just marvelous. You've covered the aspect of being best friends that bicker and partners [brothers] in crime.

I've completely missed these, but they were positively adorable. :]

[telltale]

Aw, cranky!Dean is so cute! ::cuddles him::

[Silent Sophie]

Aw, cranky!Dean is so cute!

He really is!

Nice work! And great sneezes!

[Umeko]

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Hi I'm Umeko and I think I love you!

I have never watched Supernatural *yeah I suck, I'm starting to watch it now because I want to see if this Dean guy is a hottie*

I can't get enough of thoes little drabbles, please do write more!

[doggo]

I came looking for porn. Opened this thread. Wasn't dissapointed. Thank you!

[Umeko]

ok....... just watched S2E9.............. *locks Dean up in a cage and puts him in my bedroom* He's mine now!

[PollenFairy]

eeee >w< do a sneezy sam and sneezy dean one X3

[Lady Blessington]

I love the way you write, and the character interaction between Dean and Sam seems just marvelous. You've covered the aspect of being best friends that bicker and partners [brothers] in crime.

I've completely missed these, but they were positively adorable. :]

*delayed reaction*

Thank you very much! They're such a good pair, those two. Chemistry and such.

Aw, cranky!Dean is so cute! ::cuddles him::

Thanks! He just is a honey. *watches him snuggle into you and get comfy and sigh congestedly*

Aw, cranky!Dean is so cute!

He really is!

Nice work! And great sneezes!

Thank you! It's funny trying to spell sneezes. Like. Trying to spell a car going by or a bird chirping. A brain teaser. A very sexy brain teaser.

I came looking for porn. Opened this thread. Wasn't dissapointed. Thank you!

Those boys really just have to stand there, and they're sexy. Make them sneeze and yeah. Yeah I'm there too. Thanks!

ok....... just watched S2E9.............. *locks Dean up in a cage and puts him in my bedroom* He's mine now!

Haha, hey! I demand a time share. *lures him out with peanut M&Ms*

Thanks so much for commenting!

eeee >w< do a sneezy sam and sneezy dean one X3

You know, I went to the convention in Los Angeles last week and Jared totally stole my heart. So maybe. I used to only have eyes for sneezy Dean but now I'm not sure.

Thank you for reading!

Have some fic?

Prompt: Sam, Dean, gen, set any season, around April Fool's Day. Sam is fed up with all the pranks Dean is pulling on him, so he plans a prank of his own, something that causes Dean to maybe fall or jump into some body of water - it's up to you. But Sam doesn't know that he's already coming down with a cold, and he gets even sicker, and then he needs attention (and maybe cuddling) from a guilty Sam to get him all warmed up and feeling better.

Sam watches Dean get dressed. Undershirt, T-shirt. Flannel. Dean sneezes into his wet towel and drops it in the sink. Hoodie.

Hoodie.

"Are you still cold?" Sam runs a hand down his own bare arm and glances out at the garden centre across the road. There are tulips.

"It's cold id here." Dean's breath catches. He pushes out a breath and rubs his nose.

Sam raises his eyebrows. "Huh. You don't sound so good."

"Shut up."

"Yeah. Like you're stuck inside a phone booth. With a bassoon."

Dean cups his sweatshirted hands, double-gasps, and barks a sneeze into the long sleeves. He snuffles, then straightens carefully.

"You've got a cold."

"You're a geedius." Dean sags onto his bed and melds with the pillow.

"I didn't think... you never... a lake?"

"A lake. Id this weather? 'Course, a lake."

A man walks past the window in shorts.

"My bad, man."

"Takigg advadtage of by sedse of chivalry," Dean mumbles into off-white cotton. "Uhgr... ih-hhuh... HRRtzpfkggK-HOO!"

"Ouch."

Dean gropes the bedside table, knocking down a notepad and an alarm clock.

"Wait. Wait." Sam brings him a roll of toilet paper. The hands that take it are chilly. "Here. God. I'm sorry."

"You should be." Dean honks into the tissue and launches it at his head.

"Hey." Sam tosses his own comforter over Dean. "Be nice. I'll get you hot chocolate."

Dean's teeth audibly chatter.

Sam winces. "Damn it. You're really sick. Hold still." He dips in and rubs Dean's back through the blanket, fast and hard, back and forth, for friction.

Dean coughs, but doesn't move. "What is this, a peddigg zoo?"

When Sam gets back with the drink, Dean's sprawled in toasty sleep.

I also had two longer fics involving sneezy Dean that maybe you've seen already but if not, they're here - There Is No You (There Is Only Me) and here - Black White Red.

Also this one was for Musica Diabolos - sneezy Sam, in drabble form. Very sneezy Sam. It doesn't actually make that much sense but shhhh. I had to work in the word "shield" and this was all I could come up with:

"HSHH! TSHSHH!"

"Bless you."

"Th-huhhh... huh-KHSHH! SHSH-huh!"

"You OK?"

"H-h-huhhhh... hoh, OK. Huh-K-TCHHOOOOO!"

"You've got a little something right there."

"Ah... guh... hoo... GTXCHG! KHHAH!"

"He's not usually like this."

"Hh-hih-hihhh... hih-hhhhh... hhHHH-KTCHCHHuh! HEH-TCHCHHOOOO!"

"You know what, officer? We'll just come back another time."

"G-g-KHKHKH!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"I dod't... d-dod't... HUSHSHHuh!"

"Here, I got a napkin."

"Gibbee that. Oh, g-god... HKZHHHhoo! TCHH-CHCH-CHSHSHH!"

"You allergic to cops now? That might actually come in handy."

"Deed. That shield! There bust've beed hh-KTCHuh! Heh-heh-HEH-HIIISHSHH!"

"What, perfume? Well, we're outside now, pal. Suck in that air. C'mon."

"H-hrrr... KSHHSHuh! Hah-AAAAH-t-TCHOO! CHCHOOOO!"

"Or do that."

[obsessed]

Haha, the first one was cute, the second one was hilariously cute.

[iluvsneezes]

I loved both!!

[BlueRandom]

I LOVE these! A lot. You're an amazing writer!!!

[Silent Sophie]

How wonderful!

I loved both, but I have to admit, I loved the second one more. Oh Sammy!

You're amazing as always!

My God, now that I met them, now that I had them live in front of me, AWWW it's even more fantastic to read all of your stories, girls!

LOL, sorry, crazy thoughts post convention, my mind isn't out of it yet.

[Spider Sneezes]

I loved them both, but the second one especially! I do love me some sneezy Sam, and from allergies too- what a bonus.

"He's not usually like this."

This line cracked me up.

[Lady Blessington]

Jensen and Jared apparently had the same cold (together with their bodyguard) while they were filming tonight's episode. Just putting that out there, ladies.

Haha, the first one was cute, the second one was hilariously cute.

Those BOYS are cute.

Thank you!

I loved both!!

I love that you said so! Thanks!

I LOVE these! A lot. You're an amazing writer!!!

Aw, yeah right! Thank you so much!

How wonderful!

I loved both, but I have to admit, I loved the second one more. Oh Sammy!

You're amazing as always!

My God, now that I met them, now that I had them live in front of me, AWWW it's even more fantastic to read all of your stories, girls!

LOL, sorry, crazy thoughts post convention, my mind isn't out of it yet.

Hey cool, were you at JIB? I was at the LA con right before, at the end of March. It was my first time meeting them too. What did you think? I had a dream about them the other night. Not over it yet apparently.

YOU are amazing for taking the time to leave me feedback. Thank you!

I loved them both, but the second one especially! I do love me some sneezy Sam, and from allergies too- what a bonus.

"He's not usually like this."

This line cracked me up.

I don't know why but writing sneezy Sam usually just makes me self-conscious and I freeze up and don't have fun, but I loved writing this one. Oh Sam. Such a cutie.

Thanks for the commenty action!

[telltale]

Jensen and Jared apparently had the same cold (together with their bodyguard) while they were filming tonight's episode. Just putting that out there, ladies.

Whaaaaat? I couldn't tell, aw, but that's still too cute.

I don't know why but writing sneezy Sam usually just makes me self-conscious and I freeze up and don't have fun, but I loved writing this one. Oh Sam. Such a cutie.

You did great! I'm really not a sneezy!Sam person, but it was adorable the way you wrote it. He is a cutie! A very tall one.

[iluvsneezes]

Jensen and Jared apparently had the same cold (together with their bodyguard) while they were filming tonight's episode. Just putting that out there, ladies.

Omg, really? That is too adorable!

[Lady Blessington]

You did great! I'm really not a sneezy!Sam person, but it was adorable the way you wrote it. He is a cutie! A very tall one.

*beams all beamy-like*

Thank you!

And yes!! A real cold. It wasn't as obvious as I was hoping for, but there was a bit of congestion and some decided red-nosey-ness which you can see here.

Jensen and Jared apparently had the same cold (together with their bodyguard) while they were filming tonight's episode. Just putting that out there, ladies.

Omg, really? That is too adorable! :laugh:

Yes! I have a friend who's a Dedicated Online Stalker and she reads their bodyguard's Twitter stuff in the hopes of finding mention of sick!boys. And there WAS mention of sick!boys. So she shared. Because she's awesome.

Have some sick Dean?

"This expired in 2004."

"'Sfide. Give it."

Sam weighs the blister pack. "Seriously?"

"You wadda beat Pestiledce or dot?"

Sighing, Sam drags his eyes over Dean's faceful of soaked Kleenex. "Yeah."

"They just pridt a date to scare people idtuh-HHH... idtuh buyigg bore. HHHH-uh... KHKHXZHH-hyuh!" Dean snaps double, mousetrap-fast. He honks, dabs. "Hoo. We got eddythig else?"

"No."

"So fork it over." He spreads back into the headboard, cups his goosebumped arms. "Dude, for real. This sucks. Get bee off the bedch. " He snuffles.

"Yeah. OK." Sam pops out two pills, proffers fresh tissues. "This is ghetto, man."

"HhhHHH-TCHHGZHZHF! 'Sfide."

[obsessed]

HAHA. The "this is ghetto man" part cracked me up! Nice job, as usual.

[telltale]

And yes!! A real cold. It wasn't as obvious as I was hoping for, but there was a bit of congestion and some decided red-nosey-ness which you can see here.

LOOK AT HIS LEEETLE NOSE.

...why do I always feel like I'm talking about a bunny rabbit when I talk about this guy?

Thanks for the pic, and I love the drabble, as always. The stuffy talk is amaaazing.

[BlueRandom]

*Sigh* - your updates make me happy! This was yummy.

I especially loved:

Dean snaps double, mousetrap-fast.

And, of course:

Jensen and Jared apparently had the same cold (together with their bodyguard) while they were filming tonight's episode. Just putting that out there, ladies.

[ooo]

GAHH.

I adore your drabbles. I worship them. I'm kind of despeechified by them, actually, but shall try to pull myself together for the sake of commenting.

I love your pacing, your descriptions, the way you choose your words so carefully and they come out sounding almost poetic. I love the way you can create whole moods, a whole scene with about a hundred words and I still feel like I'm there, like I know exactly what was going on. I love the humour you inject, the perfect light banter you've got between the boys. I love your Sneezy!Dean and your Fainting!Dean and your Concussed!Dean and every other yummy, yummy Dean you've created.

In case it wasn't clear? I LOVE your writing.

Also?

Jensen and Jared apparently had the same cold (together with their bodyguard) while they were filming tonight's episode. Just putting that out there, ladies.

This does crazy things to my head. And is anyone else holding a little shred of hope that something (oh please, something) might come up in the gag reel...?

[Silent Sophie]

Aw the congested voice! <3

Great drabble!

Jensen and Jared apparently had the same cold (together with their bodyguard) while they were filming tonight's episode. Just putting that out there, ladies.

Oh... god... heart don't leave me now...

Hey cool, were you at JIB? I was at the LA con right before, at the end of March. It was my first time meeting them too. What did you think? I had a dream about them the other night. Not over it yet apparently.

Yeah, I was there. Oh it was just fantastic, and they all are so kind and sweet! Not only the Js, they ALL are amazing, I fell in love (more than before ) with all of them! (Ahm, except Jake... sorry, kid. )

And is anyone else holding a little shred of hope that something (oh please, something) might come up in the gag reel...?

My first thought.

... Okay, second.