The Book of Sneezy Winchesters (SPN)

[jensdw]

On 12/3/2017 at 6:11 PM, Wolfwings22 said:

I really liked this story. It was so cute that Sam was stifling his sneezes just for his brother. I too very much enjoy Cas and I would love to see Cas with allergies and not knowing what they are or understanding any of it! If you could do that, that'd be great. If not I totally understand. I love anything that you write! 

I can definitely do that!! Thanks so much! 

23 hours ago, Aliena H. said:

I'd be grateful for that!!! (Could it be a cold please? )

Of course!!!  

[sneezy_frnk]

Eeekkk!! Two sneezy boys *heart eyes*

This was super cute as always, and Sammy being a sweetie pie and stifling his sneezes to not wake Dean, ahhhh so sweeeet <3 Thank you thank you thank you!!! 

[Wolfwings22]

8 hours ago, jensdw said:

I can definitely do that!! Thanks so much! 

 

Thanks! I very much look forward to it! 

[Seeker]

18 hours ago, jensdw said:

On 12/3/2017 at 6:11 PM, Wolfwings22 said:

I really liked this story. It was so cute that Sam was stifling his sneezes just for his brother. I too very much enjoy Cas and I would love to see Cas with allergies and not knowing what they are or understanding any of it! If you could do that, that'd be great. If not I totally understand. I love anything that you write! 

I can definitely do that!! Thanks so much! 

Yay! 

[jensdw]

On 12/5/2017 at 0:10 PM, sneezy_frnk said:

Eeekkk!! Two sneezy boys *heart eyes*

This was super cute as always, and Sammy being a sweetie pie and stifling his sneezes to not wake Dean, ahhhh so sweeeet <3 Thank you thank you thank you!!! 

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! You’re incredibly sweet.  

On 12/5/2017 at 2:06 PM, Wolfwings22 said:

Thanks! I very much look forward to it! 

No need to thank me. I’m happy to do this. Especially for you.  

16 hours ago, ReidSeeker said:

Yay! 

It makes me excited to see that you’re excited, so thanks.  

 

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Just something random:

 

 

“Dean. Sam.” Castiel appears in front of the Winchesters. Both men jump at his sudden greeting.

 

“Jesus, Cas. Don’t do that,” Dean says with a sour face.

 

“My apologies, Dean. I...hhh...”

 

“Uhh...Cas?” Sam raises his eyebrows and inspects their friend. 

 

“It sehhh...seems th-there’s something wrohhh...wrong with my vessel.” Panic floods the angel’s face.

 

“Maybe you could describe what’s wro-”

 

“hehCHIhh!”

 

Dean chuckles. “Gesundheit, Cas.”

 

“What was that?” He looks between the Winchesters, mortified.

 

“You sneezed Cas. It was a sneeze.” Sam sighs, but smiles at the same time.

 

“Yeah a girly one.” Dean chirps with a smirk.

 

Dean’s smile disappears when Sam elbows his rib cage and gives him a scolding, motherly look.

 

“HahCHEW!”

 

Dean laughs again. “I always figured an Angel’s sneeze would trigger an earthquake or something.”

 

“Knock it off, Dean. Bless you Cas.”

 

“Bless you, Sam.”

 

“Cas I didn’t...” Sam scratches his chin. “Never mind.”

 

“I wonder if angels are supposed to sneeze...”

[jensdw]

Hmm...I’m not sure if I’ve posted something similar to this, but, here’s a small one...I’m not sure if anyone will like it, but I might as well share...

Something else; feel free to picture who you like as the sneezer.

 

—————

 

His nostrils twitch and flare in aggravation. All thoughts are lost in the buzzing of his nose.

 

He’s never felt like this. It tickles so bad. He can’t stifle or hold them back. They will come whether he’s ready or not. But they don’t seem to show.

 

It’s like a million tiny, soft, ticklish feathers are floating around in his nose. They cover every inch of his sinuses, leaving no escape.

 

It seems like his breath has been hitching forever, and right now they’re little hitches. Soft and quick, slowly and cautiously letting the tickle build and build. 

 

His eyes are filled to the rims with itchy tears. His chest rises and falls with each breath and his nose is filled to the brim with tickles.

 

“hhhih! Huh! Hh-hh-Hihh! Ihhh! Hehhhh...”

 

It’s done now. No stopping it. Not that he had a chance to begin with.

 

“HihhhhETTSSHSHCHXHHSH!” 

 

The release is wet. Sprays everywhere. His poor nose quivers in the aftermath and gets ready for the next. It starts again.

 

His nostrils twitch and flare in aggravation...

 

 

 

Here’s the prompt: (I can’t remember where I found it, as I discovered it a while ago. My apologies)

”Dean (or Sam) is having a very Sneezy reaction to something. His nose is really tickling and he waits through a long build up.”

[Shamaël]

I've had the most awful week and it is only now that I can relaw and take some time for myself and CASTIEL WITH A COLD IS MY FAVORITE!!!!! Poor angel. And Dean teasing him, of course. You can write things like that any time, I'll always be here to read it! Thank you!

[iluvemojis]

7 hours ago, jensdw said:

Hmm...I’m not sure if I’ve posted something similar to this, but, here’s a small one...I’m not sure if anyone will like it, but I might as well share...

Something else; feel free to picture who you like as the sneezer.

 

—————

 

His nostrils twitch and flare in aggravation. All thoughts are lost in the buzzing of his nose.

 

He’s never felt like this. It tickles so bad. He can’t stifle or hold them back. They will come whether he’s ready or not. But they don’t seem to show.

 

It’s like a million tiny, soft, ticklish feathers are floating around in his nose. They cover every inch of his sinuses, leaving no escape.

 

It seems like his breath has been hitching forever, and right now they’re little hitches. Soft and quick, slowly and cautiously letting the tickle build and build. 

 

His eyes are filled to the rims with itchy tears. His chest rises and falls with each breath and his nose is filled to the brim with tickles.

 

“hhhih! Huh! Hh-hh-Hihh! Ihhh! Hehhhh...”

 

It’s done now. No stopping it. Not that he had a chance to begin with.

 

“HihhhhETTSSHSHCHXHHSH!” 

 

The release is wet. Sprays everywhere. His poor nose quivers in the aftermath and gets ready for the next. It starts again.

 

His nostrils twitch and flare in aggravation...

 

 

 

Here’s the prompt: (I can’t remember where I found it, as I discovered it a while ago. My apologies)

”Dean (or Sam) is having a very Sneezy reaction to something. His nose is really tickling and he waits through a long build up.”

This was so good. l love being given the option to choose who the sneezer is. And very well-written as usual  

[sneezy_frnk]

Cuuuute!!! Obviously I imagined Sam, and it was amazing. ^-^

[beau34]

I know I've already left a request and you've fulfilled it amazingly! I loved the story about Jody and the crew with the boys! I have another request though. I was hoping you could possibly do one with Claire taking care of the boys??? She's my favorite female character. I love your amazing writing!! 

[jensdw]

On 12/9/2017 at 11:20 AM, Aliena H. said:

I've had the most awful week and it is only now that I can relaw and take some time for myself and CASTIEL WITH A COLD IS MY FAVORITE!!!!! Poor angel. And Dean teasing him, of course. You can write things like that any time, I'll always be here to read it! Thank you!

Well thank you! I’m sorry you had a bad week, I know how ya feel. Hopefully next week’ll be a better one.  

On 12/9/2017 at 2:05 PM, iluvemojis said:

This was so good. l love being given the option to choose who the sneezer is. And very well-written as usual  

Thanks a lot! Glad you enjoyed.  

On 12/9/2017 at 2:10 PM, sneezy_frnk said:

Cuuuute!!! Obviously I imagined Sam, and it was amazing. ^-^

Thanks! I’m glad ya liked it. Poor Sammy...  

On 12/10/2017 at 3:10 PM, sneezelover32 said:

I know I've already left a request and you've fulfilled it amazingly! I loved the story about Jody and the crew with the boys! I have another request though. I was hoping you could possibly do one with Claire taking care of the boys??? She's my favorite female character. I love your amazing writing!! 

Thank you so, so much! And I would definitely do that!! I love that idea! I have a couple things to write, but I’ll do my best to get it done soon.  

[jensdw]

@Wolfwings22, here’s some sneezy, allergic Cas. ( @Aliena H. Cas with a cold is next!) 

 

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It all started about a week ago. The weather had begun to change a while back, but suddenly, last week, something else changed too. Castiel wondered if this happened to humans or other angels, but he’s never encountered anyone with this problem before. There had been this...itchiness and a tickling sensation in his nose. Sometimes it would go away for a small time, but it always came back and it seemed stronger each time. Seeing that there weren’t many humans that Castiel had befriended, he went to the two that he knew the best for help.

 

“Cas, I don’t see the issue.” Dean sighed, and shot Sam a confused look. Sam shrugged.

 

“I’m telling you, Dean. There’s a burning sensation, just behind my eyes.”

 

“Uh, I don’t think we’ve ever experienced that, Cas,” Sam said almost sounding guilty.

 

“Oh. I had figured only humans could expirience such torture,” Castiel muttered,  obviously saddened by the news.

 

“We can help, we just need you to...describe it better,” Sam offered.

 

“There’s this feeling, almost...in my sinuses, sort of...itchy...?” He attempted.

 

Dean chuckled. “Cas, you probably just have to sneeze. It’ll come eventually.”

 

“Sneeze?”

 

“Yeah, you’ve seen Dean and I do it before, haven’t you?” Sam raised an eyebrow.

 

The angel nodded, thinking back to numerous times when the boys had participated in said sneezing. But it had seemed so...painful, and rough, the way the boys sneezed. Loud, to say the least.

 

“So when you need to do this sneezing, how long must you wait until you actually sneeze?”

 

“Uh, not long...how long has this been going on, Cas?”

 

“A week.” He stated.

 

The brothers exchanged looks.

 

“A week?” Dean’s eyebrows were raised.

 

“About. It just gets strohhh...stronger...like th-this...”

 

“Okay, uh, just, let it out. Sneeze.”

 

“Huhh...ehh...”

 

“And cover it.” Dean added.

 

“huhEKSH! HerUKSHHh!”

 

“Bless you,” Both men said.

 

“Bless you.”

 

The two sighed. “Cas,” Sam began, “is there any place that makes the...sensation worse?” 

 

“Yes, outside.” Castiel nodded.

 

“Cas, I think you have allergies.”

 

“Can angels even have allergies?” Dean questioned.

 

“Well, there’s one way to find out...”

 

———

 

After being Castiel outside, the boys located some flowers, assuming pollen was the source of his allergies.

 

“Here, buddy. Try smelling this.” Dean handed him a flower that he’d pick from the ground.

 

Castiel did as ordered, and proved the theory right.

 

“huh...ahh...huhESHSCh! HutTSHCHSHOO!  HurKSHSHCHyewh! EHSSHuhh!”

 

“Gesundheit...” Dean muttered, as both men stared in awe.

 

And as soon as he’d appeared, the angel was gone.

 

“I Uh...that was interesting...” Sam furrowed his brows.

 

“Yeah, let’s just go.” 

[sneezy_frnk]

Yay! More sneezy boys! 

[beau34]

Love your writing!!!

[jensdw]

On 12/14/2017 at 3:58 PM, sneezy_frnk said:

Yay! More sneezy boys! 

 

3 hours ago, sneezelover32 said:

Love your writing!!!

Thank you!

 

@Wolfwings22, wow, I just looked back on what I wrote for you. It’s definitely not my best work...for that, I apologize. If you wouldn’t mind, could I have a do over? I promise I can do much better. 

[Wolfwings22]

2 hours ago, jensdw said:

 

Thank you!

 

@Wolfwings22, wow, I just looked back on what I wrote for you. It’s definitely not my best work...for that, I apologize. If you wouldn’t mind, could I have a do over? I promise I can do much better. 

I really enjoyed it, but if you liked to make another I'm certainly not opposed! 

[jensdw]

On 12/16/2017 at 1:09 PM, Wolfwings22 said:

I really enjoyed it, but if you liked to make another I'm certainly not opposed! 

As long as you enjoyed it. I’m sure how soon, I have a couple requests, but I will definitely write more allergic Cas.

 

Here’s Cas with a cold for @Aliena H.. Castiel’s human in this one, if you would like me to do another where he’s an angel, let me know. Also, it doesn’t completely follow what happened in the show. I can’t quite remember but let’s just say that Dean never had to send Castiel out of the bunker because of Ezekiel. (Gosh I hope you’re okay with all of this) 

 

—————

 

It all started with a sniffle, it seemed. Only a few days ago Castiel had begun feeling strange. Yes, Castiel found urinating and eating irritating, but those actions were nothing like the itchiness in the back of his throat and the constant explosions that the humans refered to as ‘sneezing.’ 

 

Luckily for Castiel, he had Sam and Dean to assist him. 

 

“A cold? How mbuch longer do I have?” He cocked his head to the side, his blue eyes soft and worried.

 

“Cas, humans get them all the time. They’re not fatal,” Sam told him, biting back a smile.

 

“Yeah, they just suck. So keep it to yourself,” Dean commented, earning a look of disapproval from Sam.

 

“Y-yes Dehhh...hehKSHSCH!” Castiel let a sneeze loose, uncovered.

 

“Cas, that’s how these things spread. Just remember to cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze,” Sam added trying to be nice about it.

 

“Mby apologies, Samb. HuhKSSHCHSyeww!” He sneezed again, covering it that time around.

 

“Gesundheit Cas,” Dean said.

 

“Thagk you Deand.”

 

———

 

After a long and restless night of sleeping, Castiel woke up to the smell of...well, nothing. He couldn’t even breathe through his nose. He pulled his blanket over his shoulders and dragged himself to the Bunker Kitchen, hardly even sure of where it was. The place really was a maze. 

 

In reaching the kitchen, he found Sam at the table drinking coffee and Dean at the stove, frying what seemed to be eggs in a pan.

 

“Hey, Cas.” Sam nodded at the man.

 

“Morning. How’re ya feeling,” Dean asked, turning to look at his friend.

 

“Hello, Sab. Deand. I’b feeling...I...hhh...ehh...hurKSSHCHuhh!”

 

“Bless you, buddy.” Dean rushed over to Castiel with a box of tissues. 

 

“Thagk you, Deand. You seeb to be ind a good mood,” Castiel commented.

 

Dean nodded and resumed his cooking. Castiel looked over to Sam who gave him a smirk.

 

“huhKSSHSHeww! Sab, what is going ond?”

 

Sam just smiled wider. He thought back to earlier this morning before Castiel had woken up.

 

“Dean, be nice to Cas. It’s his first illness.”

 

“Whatever, but I’m not getting near the guy. I’m sorry but I don’t have the time to get sick.” Dean held his hands up in surrender.

 

“Dean. Be nice to Cas or I’ll burn all your porn.” 

 

“You wouldn't.”

 

Sam shrugged.

 

“Alright, here’s your food,” Dean said setting two plates on the table, “I’ll be right back,” Dean placed his own meal on the counter and walked out of the room.

 

“Cas, I need you to sneeze on Dean’s food,” Sam said with a devious grin.

 

 

Days later, when Dean began to sneeze, Sam only laughed, as Cas watched in concern.

[beau34]

Love your writing!!!!! I don't know how you manage to portray the characters so well. Keep up the amazing work!

[Wolfwings22]

Oh my gosh I loved this so much! I would definitely be down to an angel Cas fic as well. Anything with Cas in it I adore!

[Shamaël]

I really like human-Castiel, so I'm pleased you chose this moment to give him a cold! (But I wouldn't be adverse to a sneezy and miserable angel-Cas, of course ). Thank you so much for this one!!!

12 hours ago, jensdw said:

Yes, Castiel found urinating and eating irritating, but those actions were nothing like the itchiness in the back of his throat and the constant explosions that the humans refered to as ‘sneezing.’ 

Mwahaha. It's really in character. I looooove Castiel so much! 

And the interaction between Sam and Dean is really great. Thank you!

[sneezy_frnk]

Ohhh I might not be a big fan of Dean and Cas sick fics, but this was really good!

And I loved mischievous Sammy 

[sickprincess]

13 hours ago, jensdw said:

“Cas, I need you to sneeze on Dean’s food,” Sam said with a devious grin.

 

 

Days later, when Dean began to sneeze, Sam only laughed, as Cas watched in concern.

Ohhh man I can't stop smiling! Sam is so evil and cute  

[jensdw]

On 12/18/2017 at 8:42 PM, sneezelover32 said:

Love your writing!!!!! I don't know how you manage to portray the characters so well. Keep up the amazing work!

Thank you so much! That’s incredibly sweet.  

On 12/18/2017 at 10:45 PM, Wolfwings22 said:

Oh my gosh I loved this so much! I would definitely be down to an angel Cas fic as well. Anything with Cas in it I adore!

I’m glad! Thanks a lot, and don’t worry, there will be more sneezy Cas for sure. 

On 12/19/2017 at 6:35 AM, Aliena H. said:

I really like human-Castiel, so I'm pleased you chose this moment to give him a cold! (But I wouldn't be adverse to a sneezy and miserable angel-Cas, of course ). Thank you so much for this one!!!

Mwahaha. It's really in character. I looooove Castiel so much! 

And the interaction between Sam and Dean is really great. Thank you!

I’m thrilled that you liked it. Thanks so much! There will definitely be more Cas to come.  

On 12/19/2017 at 6:40 AM, sneezy_frnk said:

Ohhh I might not be a big fan of Dean and Cas sick fics, but this was really good!

And I loved mischievous Sammy 

Thanks a lot!  Don’t fret, Sam will be next. 

On 12/19/2017 at 7:32 AM, sickprincess said:

Ohhh man I can't stop smiling! Sam is so evil and cute  

Glad ya liked.  

[jensdw]

@sneezelover32:

Just wanted to let you know that I haven’t forgotten about your request and I’ll be posting this in a couple of days!  

[jensdw]

On 12/10/2017 at 3:10 PM, sneezelover32 said:

I know I've already left a request and you've fulfilled it amazingly! I loved the story about Jody and the crew with the boys! I have another request though. I was hoping you could possibly do one with Claire taking care of the boys??? She's my favorite female character. I love your amazing writing!! 

@sneezelover32, It’s not too long, as long isn’t really my strong suit...but I hope you enjoy it. I’m happy to continue if you’d like.

 

—————

 

Claire had never been the lovey-dovey type, but she always seemed to have a soft spot in her heart for the Winchesters. Maybe it had been because in a way, they saved her. Or maybe it was the bond that she shared with both boys. But when Jody dropped her off at the Bunker to stay with the boys, she could not help but take care of them.

 

As soon as Dean came to the door to let her in, Claire took in his glassy eyes and red, chapped nose.

 

When Claire noticed Sam at the bottom of the stares, sneezing continuously into some crumpled tissues, she sent the boys to bed, ignoring the angered, resistant tone she got from Dean.

 

———

 

Claire had been making her way to the kitchen to make soup when she found Sam inside, hunched over a small cup of coffee at the counter, his hair flopping over his face and covering the darkened look to his eyes. 

 

“What’re you doing up?” Claire crossed her arms in front of her chest. 

 

Sam lifted his head slowly, rubbing the tiredness out of his eyes and sniffling. “Thought I’d research. Not doing much anyway.” He shrugged, sloshing the coffee in his cup around.

 

Claire sauntered over to the refrigerator, opening it and searching for any non-expired food. “What are you even researching?”

 

“Trying to k-kill the...hh-hh...ugh the d-darkness. HuhETSHCHHEWwh!” Sam sneezed into his elbow, sniffling afterward.

 

“Gesundheit,” Claire said. “Sam, you should be in bed. Dean told me that Castiel is searching for Amara. Meaning you don’t need to,” Claire spoke, preparing Ramen Noodles as it seemed that there was nothing else edible to feed Sam and Dean.

 

“I’mb sick of laying in bed. It’s just a lihhh...heh-huhETSHCHSHuhh! A little research...HUPnngkt! Ugh, God, mby friggin ndose. This sucks.”

 

“Do I even have to prove my point, Sam,” Claire asked, pouring the noodles into a bowl with a plop. “Come on, go back to bed, take your soup. I need to bring this to Dean.” Claire put one of the bowls in Sam’s hands.

 

Sam nodded, returning to his bedroom, the bowl of noodles looking tiny in his large hands. Claire followed close behind with Dean’s bowl in one hand, some Tylenol in the other.

 

Sam stopped in his tracks, and Claire could hear his breath hitching from behind him as Sam turned to the side, sneezing harshly into his shoulder.

 

“Bless you.” Claire sighed.

 

After watching Sam safely make it to bed, sneezing the whole way, Claire arrived outside of Dean’s room, knocking on the door.

 

“Combe id.” Dean’s voice was hoarse and congested. “HuhNGKTSHhh! HurrUKSHCH!”

 

“You too? I can’t imagine how you guys have gone on hunts sick and come back alive.”

 

“It’s a surprise to us too.” Dean admitted, rubbing a tissue under his nose and eyeing the bowl in Claire’s hand.

 

“Are you hungry?” Claire held out the bowl for Dean to see, moving closer to his bed. Dean nodded and reached for the bowl. “Yeah, not so fast. Tylenol first.”

 

Grimacing in disgust as a young child would, Dean shook his head. 

 

“What are you five? Take the pills, Dean.”

 

“hutTSHCHSHh! Fide,” He agreed, pouting his lips more than Claire thought was possible.

 

She dropped a couple pills into Dean’s calloused fingers and screwed the cap back on the bottle. He swallowed the pills at once, gulping down some water with them before looking at Claire with pleading eyes.

 

“Yeah, yeah, here’s your soup.” 

 

Dean took the bowl gratefully and gobbled down the noodles, sniffling occasionally with a small smile on his face.

 

Sam came in then, sitting in a chair next to Dean’s bed, as they both let out a sneeze at the same time.

 

Claire smiled and laughed to herself. These boys would ruin her hard exterior for sure. But maybe that wouldn’t be so bad.