The Book of Sneezy Winchesters (SPN)

[jensdw]

16 hours ago, Aliena H. said:

I love build-ups, so that lase drabble worked perfectly for me!!!

Thanks for that ending...

I’m overjoyed that you liked that last one.  Thanks a bunch! 

9 hours ago, iluvemojis said:

There’s some strange hotness about just random, casual sneezes. Very well written

I love the way you write Dean. This story was very detailed as well. Just saw you updated the thread and it made my day 

Aw, I’m so glad you’re liking them!  You’re too kind! Thanks so much!

23 minutes ago, WolfPack said:

I haven't commented on this thread for a while now...

I just have to say that this thread is absolutely amazing! 

I can't believe you just started this last month and look at how far you've gotten! Keep it up!

Thank you! That’s so sweet of you to say! Thanks for stopping by to read!  

[jensdw]

@sneezy_frnk, I should be finished with your story later today, if not, I promise it will be up by tomorrow.  

In the meantime: 

 

What’s better than one sick Winchester?

 

Well, two, of course!

 

And if anyone knows that, it’s Bobby.

 

XXXXXX

 

“hutTSHSSHCHyeww!”

 

“Bless ya, Sam.”

 

“huhEKSSHCHSHuhh!”

 

“Gesundheit, Dean.”

 

XXXXXX

 

“TSHCHSHhh!”

 

“UKSSHCHuhh!”

 

“Bobby...?”

 

“Yeah, I’m gettin’ yer tissues, boy.”

 

“Wait, Bobby, a blagket too?”

 

“Would you boys just gimme a minute?”

 

“It was Samb’s idea to ask...”

 

XXXXXX

 

“hurUKSHSCHyewwh!”

 

“Gross, Deand, cover your mbouth!”

 

“Boys, just shut yer holes and sleep!”

 

XXXXXX

 

“huhTSHSSHHSCHHuhh! TSHCHShyew!”

 

“Samb, I’mb tryigg to sleep. Be quiet.”

 

“Cad’t help it Deand. Weren't you the onde who told mbe ndot to stifle?”

 

“Just dod’t sdeeze so damn loud...”

 

“Dean, leave yer brother alone and the both of ya, just be quiet!”

 

XXXXXX

 

But Bobby must admit; they’re great company when they finally fall asleep.

 

[Wolfwings22]

Oh my gosh I loved this part so much! It was so funny to see Bobby interacting with them and I could totally see that happening. Amazing story! Can't wait for more 

[sneezy_frnk]

I love caring Bobby!!! This was super cute <3 <3 And Bobby was really in charterer!

And I'm really exited about my story

[jensdw]

4 hours ago, Wolfwings22 said:

Oh my gosh I loved this part so much! It was so funny to see Bobby interacting with them and I could totally see that happening. Amazing story! Can't wait for more 

Thank you so much!  

4 hours ago, sneezy_frnk said:

I love caring Bobby!!! This was super cute <3 <3 And Bobby was really in charterer!

And I'm really exited about my story

Thanks! And, I'm glad you're excited! Here it is, I hope you enjoy it!  I want to let you know that it isn't as long as I planned it to be, but as I kept writing, I felt that I was dragging it on pointlessly. If you want me to continue and add in a case or just write about Sam being sick and in bed with a caring Dean (or any other ideas for how you'd like me to continue,) I'd be more than happy to do it.  Let me know!

 

Just a Little Sniffle

 

The Impala rolls over another bump in the road, causing Dean to swear quietly under his breath.

 

"Damn roads need to be paved." He grumbles. 

 

Sam simply nods, not going to engage in a dumb conversation that, knowing Dean, may turn into a fight. Sam won't say that Dean's wrong, this road could use a paving, but for the love of god, Baby is not going to fall apart because of a bump in the road.

 

"How far until we're in Bedford?"

 

"Five or six hours. Need to piss?"

 

"I'm good for now."

 

"Alright."

 

"huhTSHCHSHyewwh!"

 

Dean glances at Sam. "Bless you."

 

"Thanks." Sam sniffs.

 

"Want some lunch?" Dean purses his lips. 

 

"Yeah, sure." 

 

Dean takes the exit to the next rest stop.

 

XXXXXX

 

After a long, long drive, Sam volunteers to check them in, anxious to stretch his legs. He gets two twin beds, the lady looking him up and down before saying; "There's a clinic down the road, if you need." 

 

Sam raises his eyebrows and adds 'checking appearence in the mirror' to his mental checklist.

 

When Sam gets in the room, he plops down on his bed. Man is he tired.

 

He stifles a sneeze into his wrist and sighs. Dean eyes him suspiciously, but still says nothing. 

 

"I'm gonna take a shower." Dean announces. 

 

"Kay...ngxshcht!"

 

"Gesundheit," Dean pauses, looks Sam over, "Feeling okay?"

 

"What? Yeah, fine." Sam sniffs, watches Dean shut the bathroom door and rubs his eyes.

 

By the time Dean's out of the shower, Sam's snoring comfortably in bed.

 

XXXXXX

 

When Sam wakes up, it's five in the morning. His head feels likes it's been packed with wet cement. 

 

He mopes into the bathroom in search of tissues. He settles for toilet paper when he can't find any.

 

He honks into it, which doesn't do anything but tickle his nose. 

 

He brings his arm to his face.

 

"huhKSCHSHEWWh! ITCHSHEWWehh! TSCHHSHuhh!"

 

"Sam?" He hears Dean call out. 

 

"Just usigg the bathroomb." Sam croaks back, cringing at the sound of his voice. He hacks into his shoulder as he rinses his hands. 

 

This was going to be a rough week.

[Seeker]

So cute! 

[sneezy_frnk]

Eeeekkk I looove this!!! It's perfect, my cute little Sammy is not feeling well! 

I would LOVE if you did another part with Sam sick in bed and Dean taking care of him, BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE!! 

Your writing is so good! You make me so happy with all the stories you post <3

41 minutes ago, jensdw said:

He stifles a sneeze into his wrist and sighs. Dean eyes him suspiciously, but still says nothing. 

 

"I'm gonna take a shower." Dean announces. 

 

"Kay...ngxshcht!"

That's my favorite part for some reason... Just, stifled sneezes and suspicious worried Dean, that's my jam. 

[jensdw]

1 hour ago, ReidSeeker said:

So cute! 

Thanks!

30 minutes ago, sneezy_frnk said:

Eeeekkk I looove this!!! It's perfect, my cute little Sammy is not feeling well! 

I would LOVE if you did another part with Sam sick in bed and Dean taking care of him, BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE!! 

I would definitely like to continue!! Especially for you!  

30 minutes ago, sneezy_frnk said:

Your writing is so good! You make me so happy with all the stories you post <3

Awh, thank you so so much! 

30 minutes ago, sneezy_frnk said:

That's my favorite part for some reason... Just, stifled sneezes and suspicious worried Dean, that's my jam. 

It makes me so happy that you liked it!!! 

[Elyze]

20 hours ago, jensdw said:

What’s better than one sick Winchester?

Well, two, of course!

How right you are Great stories as always! 

[jensdw]

3 hours ago, helyzelle said:

How right you are Great stories as always! 

Thank you!  

 

————

 

The sun glares in Sam’s eyes. He can’t help but think about how things used to be. Just two brothers looking for their Father. Now? It’s a whole new level of crazy and he’s sure it’ll get crazier and crazier.

 

Sam sniffs and pulls open the glove compartment in the Impala. He rifles through it while Dean glances between him and the road.

 

“You got ady tissues?” Sam sniffs again for emphasis.

 

“No...sorry. Need to stop?” Dean offers.

 

“It’s fine I’ll f-find something...huhh...” Sam flips through some papers, and is able to find a napkin in between them.

 

He brings the napkin to his face and it hovers for a bit.

 

“hheh...hh-hh...hetDHSHCHSHehh!”

 

Dean glances over at his brother once more.

 

“Sam!”

 

“Uh, what?” Sam rubs his nose on the napkin.

 

“That napkin—I...Nevermind.”

 

Confused, Sam looks down at the napkin, only to realize what was written on it.

 

‘Call me — Kathy 868-3775’

[sneezy_frnk]

Hehe I like this ^^

Cutie lil Sammy <3

[Shamaël]

Poor Bobby. 

On 14/11/2017 at 10:14 PM, jensdw said:

"There's a clinic down the road, if you need." 

Sam raises his eyebrows and adds 'checking appearence in the mirror' to his mental checklist.

Oh, Sammy... I really loved that drabble and I hope you'll continue it! I generally prefer when Dean's sick but this one with Sam sounds... promising.

[jensdw]

9 hours ago, sneezy_frnk said:

Hehe I like this ^^

Cutie lil Sammy <3

Thanks!  

52 minutes ago, Aliena H. said:

Poor Bobby. 

Oh, Sammy... I really loved that drabble and I hope you'll continue it! I generally prefer when Dean's sick but this one with Sam sounds... promising.

Thanks a lot! I’m glad you liked it, and it will continue.  Plus, don’t worry, personally I’m more of a Dean-girl, so there’ll be sick Dean for sure. If you have a request, feel free to let me know and I’d be more than happy to write something for you!  

[jensdw]

Kind of random...

 

 

Dean’s heel taps the floor repeatedly. Sam looks between his brother and the nurse in front of him. 

 

Its tense. Why? Sam isn’t completely sure. It’s all unnecessary.

 

The nurse snaps her gloves around her wrists and smiles at Dean. 

 

She picks up a stethoscope and warns Dean that it’ll feel cold. She feels his chest and back before backing up and smiling again.

 

Dean snaps forward with a sneeze. “huhhKSSHCHSHehh!”

 

“Bless you, sweetie.” She bats her lashes. 

 

“Oh, he’s not done.” Sam warns.

 

“huhKSHCHhhh! ITSHCHSHewwh! ITSHXCHThhh!”

 

“Oh, you poor thing!” The nurse’s face scrunches up in sympathy.

 

Dean snuffles and looks at her like she’s just committed a crime.

 

“Well, Dean, I can send in a doctor if you’d like, but it seems like you’ve just got a nasty head cold.” She pats his shoulder fondly.

 

Dean ducks away and Sam mentally scolds him for his bad behavior.

 

“Whatever. Cad I go ndow?”

 

“Sure sweetheart.” The nurse opens the door for the lumbering men.

 

Sam murmurs a ‘thanks’ before ushering Dean out.

 

When Sam and Dean get outside the building, Dean stops, cuffs Sam over the head, and crosses his arms in front of his chest.

 

“I amb ndever goigg back to the doctor  again.”

[sneezy_frnk]

I was sure I commented on this one???

Any ways, this was really cute and Dean was really in character, so good job!!

<3

[Wolfwings22]

As always I loved it! I love the way that you wrote it and it was so cute the way that Sam knew that Dean wasn't done sneezing. Just so cute. Keep up the amazing work!

[jensdw]

5 hours ago, sneezy_frnk said:

I was sure I commented on this one???

Any ways, this was really cute and Dean was really in character, so good job!!

<3

Thanks so much! You’re too kind.  

2 hours ago, Wolfwings22 said:

As always I loved it! I love the way that you wrote it and it was so cute the way that Sam knew that Dean wasn't done sneezing. Just so cute. Keep up the amazing work!

Aw thank you! So sweet.  

[jensdw]

————

 

“Sammy?” Dean’s voice is quiet. The ceiling above him is blurry, but he’s positive this is not the motel they're supposed to be staying in.

 

“Dean? Oh thank god.” Sam appears into his view and is smiling. 

 

“Wha-what happened?”

 

“You passed out. Dude, your fever was so high. It freaked me out.”

 

“Fever? Where are we?”

 

“A hospital, Dean,” Sam says. Dean easily detects Sam’s hesitation, figuring that Sam feels guilty for bringing him to the last place he wants to be.

 

“Friggin’ hate hospitals.” He reminds Sam anyway. “Huhtshxchyewwh!”

 

“Bless.” Sam bites at his bottom lip. “I know. I’m sorry, but I needed to bring you here.” 

 

Dean blinks. “It’s fine, just uh, call Bobby to help us out with the insurense.”

 

“Dean, you almost died. Don’t worry about the damn insurance. Just get better.”

 

“Yeah, yeah,” Dean sniffs and tries to move the nasal cannula that’s secured to his face. “huhnxxcht! Cad I take this thigg off? It tickles.” His eyes are watery. “huhtsshchshh!”

 

Sam sighs. “I can ask the nurse later. I’m just glad you’re okay, Dean.”

 

“Yeah, whatever...hehchchssh!” Dean’s sneezes are soft, proving his energy has been completely drained. “Dod’t be such a girl Sab. I’mb always okay.”

[Wolfwings22]

This story pulled at my heartstrings with Sam being so concerned and Dean brushing it off. Love it! I know that I say that every time but it's true! 

[sneezy_frnk]

Awww I love caring worried Sammy <3

[jensdw]

On 11/19/2017 at 2:22 PM, Wolfwings22 said:

This story pulled at my heartstrings with Sam being so concerned and Dean brushing it off. Love it! I know that I say that every time but it's true! 

Aw, I’m glad you enjoyed it. Thank you so much! 

5 hours ago, sneezy_frnk said:

Awww I love caring worried Sammy <3

Thanks. I love caring worried Sammy as well.  

[jensdw]

Quick a/n — Feel free to imagine either brother as the sneezer for this one...

—————

 

 

Getting coffee:

 

“Hi, what can I get you?”

 

“Can I hahhh...hhhehh...sniff...sorry. Can I get two small coffees, one decaf, black and a decaf ice coffee with cream?”

 

 

During lunch:

 

“Any ideas on what this thing could be?”

 

“hhhh...hh-hh-hh...lost it...”

 

 

Interviewing a witness:

 

“Ma’am, we just have a couple questions about your daughter.”

 

“I’ve already answered so many questions, officers.”

 

“We just need to get some information straihhh...huhhh...hihhh...hh-hh-hh...”

 

“Agent, are you alright?”

 

 

Doing research:

 

“Hehh...hh-hh-hhh...huhhh...ihhh...god...”

 

“Dude, are you okay?” 

 

 

In a closet hiding from the Siren they’ve been hunting:

 

“hehhh...Huhh...heh-hh!”

 

“Ssh!” 

 

“Can’t help it...huhh!”

 

 

Driving to Bobby’s:

 

“Huhh...Hehh...hh-heh-hh-hh-hh-huhUKSHCHYEWehhh! huhKCHSHCHeww! HurRUSHCHSHeww! EKCHXXHSHuhh! Ugh. Finally.”

[Shamaël]

So... Worried/caring Sam + very sick Dean = great mix!

And I really liked the lase drabble, first for the very long build-up, second because we can picture either Dean or Sam in our head and I like it! (In case you want to know, I choose Dean...)

I'd like to give you prompts, but I prefer to be surprised by whatever you choose to write!

[sneezy_frnk]

I bet you know wich boy I chose to imagine

[WolfPack]

I love this thread so much! I'm so grateful for you regularly updating it 

Great job!